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Friday, August 30, 2024

Holy Heretic- Parshat Re'eh 2024 5784

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 

August 30th 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 45 26th of Av 5784

 

Parshat Re’eh

 Holy Heretic

 

He was excited to have his honored brother-in-law, the holy “Flame” or the “Saraf”, Reb Uri of Strelisk visit him that weekend. It was going to be a big Shabbos in Kosov and Reb Menachem Mendel sent out the word that all should come to the synagogue, as just to see the holy prayers of Reb Uri was a sight of a lifetime. The legend was that Reb Uri held the keys that locked Gehenom up over Shabbos and the souls that were released from there for Shabbos didn’t return until after Reb Uri’s havdala, which could take over an hour. This was not a Shabbos to miss.

 

Already on Thursday the locals came over to their Rebbe’s house where Reb Menachem Mendel (the founder of the Kosov and Viznitz dynasties) greeted each of his chasidim and townsfolk and spoke with them. There was one chasid however, whose heart was broken and who wasn’t satisfied with a  mere blessing. He had once been a wealthy man who had supported much of the needy causes in the town. The wheels of fortune had turned on him and now he had lost it all. To make matters worse, the poritz from whom he had rented his lands demanded payment and had threatened to take his wife and children and lock them up until his outstanding debts were covered.  Reb Menachem Mendel realizing the severity of the situation, told the broken chasid to go into his brother-in-law and ask for his advice as to what he should do.

 

With trepidation, the man entered the holy office where Reb Uri was sitting, learning and praying and he tearfully told him his sorry story. Reb Uri, being moved by his story told him that he would bequeath to him all of the merits of the Mikva that he, Reb Uri, immersed in the next morning with all his lofty kavanos and mystical tikunim. That should provide him with all he needs. The poor yid walked out perplexed, what could a Mikva dip do for him? He had bills to pay now. But one doesn’t argue or ask on a Rebbi, so he bit his tongue and accepted it. However when he told Reb Menachem Mendel about the strange conversation and offer of his brother-in-law, the Rebbe sent him back in and told him to tell Reb Uri a message that “A Mikva dip is not how we pay back debts”.

 

So fearfully and a bit abashedly the chasid reentered Reb Uri’s room and told him the message that Reb Menachem Mendel had given him. Reb Uri accepted the message and closed his eyes a bit and turned back to the chasid and told him that he had thought it over and decided that he would as well give him the merit of his tefillin wearing the next morning. Reb Uri’s tefillin there were those that said were so holy that they corresponded to the tefillin Hashem wore in heaven. Yet, once again when the chasid exited and told Reb Menachem Mendel what Reb Uri had told him, it wasn’t good enough and thus he found himself going in for the third time this time truly feeling like a ping pong ball between these two great masters.

 

Yet the third time, although the Saraf upped the ante even more by offering him the merit of his entire Shacharis prayers, wasn’t sufficient enough for Reb Menachem Mendel either. The Chasid however despite his desperate need was tired of being a ping pong ball and suggested maybe the Rebbe himself come with him to his brother-in-law and work this out together. So they entered the holy room of Reb Uri and the Saraf looked up at his brother-in-law surprisedly and asked “are my merits and prayers that I was willing to give this man not enough?” The holy Kossover turned to his brother-in-law and responded


All of that is fine and good, but with a Mikva dip, teffilin and even prayers you can’t buy food in a grocery store. The only thing that we need to do here is that you and I go together and knock on the doors of the local wealthier families and raise a respectable sum for this poor yid. That’s the way that debts are paid back.”   

 

And so the two holy Rebbes went from door to door for the next two days and thus they were able to help this poor yid take care of his debts and family.

 

There is a great vort that I heard once, I think it was from Reb Yisrael Salanter, the great Mussar giant. They asked him once that it is said that every attribute and emotion that Hashem placed into our DNA could be used for good and for bad. Whether it is kindness, anger, zealotry, the power of speech and even deviousness, trickery and arrogance. Yet, they asked him, how could the midda of heresy and disbelief in God have any positive usage or outcome?

 

 His response was that when it comes to taking care of the needs of others, it is good to become a heretic. That’s why Hashem created man with the ability to deny the existence of Hashem. Don’t tell other people that Hashem will help them. Prayer on their behalf, extra merits or resolutions you may do to save people and turn around decrees in heaven, tears, Tehillim and even blessings and prayers of tzadikim are all good when one is faced with their own tzoris; their own trying times or needs for salvation. But when it comes to others, it’s best to be a kofer. Stop believing in God and get off your couch, close your Tehillim and do something real. That’s the real reason Hashem created atheism. For when it comes to another’s pain that’s what we’re supposed to be. (And you thought my last week’s E-Mail on reverse psychology and not wanting mashiach was bad… I may even have to unsubscribe from my own E-Mails soon, if this keeps up.)

 

This week’s parsha, Re’eh, fascinatingly enough does not have any commentary of the Zohar, the classic Kabbala work, which is quite unique. The Sifsei Tzadik (the grandson of Chiddushei Ha’Rim) explains this by noting the difference between the Talmud Bavli and the Zohar. The Bavli, when it brings proofs to arguments it’s making, uses the terms “Tah Shema- come and hear”. The Zohar on the other hand uses the term “Tah chazei- come and see”. The difference between the two terms are that to hear something one only needs to listen to the arguments or statements being made/ The words themselves do the talking and explanation. To see, on the other hand, one has to engage their own intellect. They have to reflect on the sights and understand the nuances, causes and meanings of what is being presented before them. It’s much deeper. That’s what the Zohar and the kabbala’s job is; to reveal the mystical meanings behind what is presented. To let you come and see what is behind the surface.

 

That is true for most parshiyot and it is necessary to get the full picture. Parshat Re’eh, though, the parsha that  begins “Re’ehsee that I place before you today the bracha and the klala- the blessing and curse,” doesn’t have any secrets or hidden meanings. It’s all there in the open. Quite the opposite in fact. The message of the parsha is don’t try to dig too deep. Don’t try to be lomdish, insightful and find explanations. The messages of this parsha are right in front of you. Just see them and all will be good.

 

 So let’s do that quickly now. I promised myself it would be a short E-Mail this week. So don’t expect any great insights or pshatim. We’re just reading the texts.

 

Number one. Follow the mitzvos. End of story. Mitzvos are good, they will bring you blessing. In fact, they’re the natural way that one achieves everything that they’re really looking for in life. The Torah tells us the blessing comes “asher tisham’a’un- when you will listen. The curses on the other hand “im lo- if you don’t:. We are naturally built to do the right thing. It’s the essence of our soul. It’s simple. Leaving the path, though… that takes talent. That takes thinking on your own and trying to convince yourself of something else. Don’t try to figure things out. Just see what’s in front of you and stay on the path.

 

Next series of lessons. Eretz Yisrael is the place to be. It’s the only place where the Shechina rests. That’s where you need to live. End of story. It’s quite simple. See that.

 

See that there are enemies and evil people and kill them all. Don’t overthink this. Don’t ask the world permission. Don’t listen to false prophets, to your brothers that tries to convince or persuade you otherwise. To the News. To entire cities that are built and premised on these false left-wing ideals of dual-existence and two-states and humanitarian aid. Destroy them. Don’t think it doesn’t belong to anyone else. Don’t let them move you from the sights of your eyes. Don’t get blinded by your intelligence, your confidence, your army. It’s what Hashem wants you to do. Conquer the land, settle the land, inherit the land, build a temple, shine out the light to the world. Stop staying in galus and foreign countries davening and crying and going to the Mikva and putting on tefillin as a merit that Hashem will magically bring you on wings of eagles here and do all the messy dirty work for you. That’s not the way you pay your bills in the makolet, that’s not the way we were meant to get the land. Be an atheist and forget about Hashem doing the job for you and just come here already. I promise He’s here waiting for you.

 

We’ll skip all of the kosher laws in the parsha- which perhaps one can argue also has become over complicated, but I’m not getting into that here… And jump to the bulk of the parsha which is the laws of tzedaka, charity, tithes, helping out the needy, giving up all claims to debts that are owed to you in shemitta, giving tips to your servants when they’re done working. Basically, in a nutshell, what Hashem wants us to see, and what we all know to be true, is that the only time we will be truly happy and accomplish all we want to do and have in life, is when we open our hearts, our homes, our fields, our wallets to those that are needy and less fortunate and blessed then us. There is no greater feeling in the world then to be the provider.

 

I’ve taken so many people this year to make BBQ’s for soldiers, to houses of needy orphans and widows, to hostage families that are suffering and can’t pay their bills because they haven’t yet seen October 8th on this yoma arichta- this long day that the past year has become. Barring none, those experiences have been the highlight of their trips here. More than the water hikes, the ATV trips, jeeping in the Judean desert, rafting down the Jordan river and evening davening in the Kotel or Kever Rachel. Because when one gives their heart and soul and pours out their money, even more than ever before, then what in fact they are becoming is god-like. They are literally becoming like Hashem and cleaving to His ways. They are revealing their own neshoma’s deepest desire because just as Hashem is selfless and focused on doing good to the world, we are doing the same.

 

We all know this to be true. We all know how we feel when hundreds of soldiers can’t stop thanking you for taking care of them. When wounded people tell you how much your visit means to them. When you come across the ocean to visit them and when through tears and hugs that don’t stop, the families of mourners or suffering hostages tell you what your visit has done for them. You see it on their faces. You appreciate the good you’ve just done. You didn’t just tell them Hashem will be there for them, but you were a little bit of a heretic and atheist yourself and said that you aren’t waiting for Hashem. You’re doing and helping in whatever way you can. You’re a good holy heretic.

 

The parsha concludes with all the holidays, once again in the Torah. The special times during the year when we can see Hashem. When He wants us to visit Him. When we’re supposed to come to Yerushalayim to His temple. Yet the question is how can we see Hashem? He’s invisible, right? He’s infinite. He’s beyond time and space and anything that we have any mortal way of perceiving. The answer though is quite clear. Each holiday it tells us again and again, bring the widow, the orphan, the levi, the convert, the needy, the helpless, the servants with us. Take care of them. Feed them. Treat them to a Jerusalem trip. Pay for them. Put them in the Waldorf with you. As the last verse in the parsha tells us

Ish k’matnas yado k’virkas Hashem elokecha asher nasan lach- Each man according to the gift of the blessing Hashem has given you.”

 

 If you want to see Hashem, then be Hashem. Forget about your own needs. Reach deep, take care of others. If you do that, you will experience godliness like you never have before. You will be redeemed. You will be one with Him. In fact that’s the only reason Hashem created them and you. They’re there so that you can connect and take care of them. That’s your job. That’s how you can reveal Him. That’s how you can see Him.

 

It’s not our prayers, no matter how much we shuckel and sway that allows us to see God. Even when we learn His holy word in the Torah, we are only hearing the word of Hashem. We’re not seeing Him. Hashem doesn’t just want to be heard. He’s sick of talking to us on the telephone. Just like the soldiers serving months in Gaza are sick of facetiming their children “Layla tov” each night.  He wants us to be at the Shabbos table with Him. He wants this year Sukkos to sit with us under His shade. He wants us home. He wants to be seen by us.

 

We enter this week the month of Elul. Hashem is packing His bags right now, as our kabbalists tell us and heading out to the field. The Melech is coming to the sadeh. We’re going to have a great get-together soon. It’s time for us to start packing as well. But it’s not our own bags that need to be packed. It’s the binoculars, or perhaps even more accurately the holy glasses that we will need to see Hashem when He arrives. Those “eyes” that can see Hashem, are the ones that see and have helped the poor, needy and downtrodden that we are making sure will have what they need to come with us. Eyes that see them and answer their calls will be able to see the bracha. Those eyes didn’t fall off to the cursed path and been busy with excuses that someone else will take care of them. They don’t say that the government will or should be the ones helping them. That Hashem will provide. That all we can do is to just daven and say Tehillim. If we see and we do what is before us, then we can see it all. Their eyes are turned to us, to our hearts, to our wallets. Hashem has this year given so many, more than ever, that are turning to us, because He wants all of us to have a piece of that action. He wants us all to finally See Him Home. It’s time to become a holy heretic. As I said last week… nothing else seems to be working…

 

Have a super special Shabbos and a blessed loving month of Elul,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK


" Tsedokeh zol kain gelt nit kosten un gemilas-chassodim zolen kain agmas-nefesh nit farshafen, volten geven di velt fil tsadikim..- If one could do charity without money and favors without aggravation, the world would be full of saints.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/lecha-amar-my-versioon    - Can you believe it’s Elul already?!! I composed this song last Elul before the war and it carried me through the entire month. Please Hashem don’t hide Your face from me, from the psalm we begin saying this month of L’dovid. It truly encapsulates all of the essence of the month with amazing arrangements and vocals from Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiZ5SHnekOg  – Mordechai Shapiro’s latest Va’tavo

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1mn2-q2rJA – Shlomo Yehudah’s beautiful Ani L’dodi sung Moshe Tishler


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23bHBmxkz5U – And here’s my friend Dovid Lowy’s Ani L’Dodi… enjoy!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

The Lachish Letters describe events connected to the conquest campaign, that

was initiated by the ________ Empire


The findings from which of the Tels in the Shphelah (Judean Foothills) caused

debate regarding the size of the “United Monarchy”?

A. Azekah

B. Qeiyafa

C. Sokho

D. Beit Shemesh


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK


Jerusalem – It’s such an amazing thing. It’s really to me one of the most powerful aspects of our prayer that we take for granted so much and hardly pay any attention to. It’s the direction that we daven. For thousands of years we lived all over the world. In Africa, Europe, Asia, Australia and North America. It doesn’t make a difference where Jews were, we all faced one direction when we davened. We all faced Yerushalayim. We understood that Yerushalayim is the gateway for all of our prayers. That’s where our hearts and thoughts need to be towards. That’s the way we need to face. If we do that, then that merit alone will bring all of our tefillos up to Hashem.


The Radomsker Rebbe, Reb Shloimeleh, takes this idea to a new level though in this week’s parsha. He notes that there’s a Talmud in Berachos that Rebbi Yosi entered once one of the destroyed ruins of Yerushalayim to daven and Eliyahu Ha’Navi stood at the entrance to the gate and was watching over there. The Rebbi asks why would Eliyahu be standing in the ruins of Yerushalayim and why does it even need a gate? Isn’t it ruins? He answers that the ruins of Yerushalayim and the gate that Eliyahu stands in front of our the gates of the prayers that he brings up to Hashem. Eliyahu’s job is to connect all of those prayers to the ruins. Every tefilla that we have needs to primarily be connected and at it’s essence for Mashiach. For the temple. For the redemption that he’s waiting and waiting to herald in. Eliyahu tells Rebbi Yosi that he didn’t need to come to the ruins to daven those prayers. They don’t need to be by the Kotel. They can be from anywhere on the road. As long as it’s a road to Jerusalem, where all our roads need to lead. He’s there waiting to bring them up. We just need to direct those thoughts there.


The Rebbe explains thus the verse that tells us this week of the mitzva to come to the Beit Ha’Mikdash. L’shichno tidrashu- seek out that dwelling place of Hashem, u’vasah shama- and then you will come there. Then Hashem will answer those prayers. Then Eliyahu will bring them up and bring Mashiach.


Eliyahu told Rebbi Yosi that it doesn’t have to even be a long prayer. It just needs to be about Yerushalayim. It has to be about those ruins. If one needs a shidduchparnasa. If they need healing, comfort, consolation or a miracle, you need to turn your hearts and connect that to the ruins of Yerushalayim. To the pain of the shechina. To your desire to return and to see Hashem returned and His house rebuilt. If we do that then the point of Yerushalyim will not oonly be the compass that we turn towards, but it will truly be the center of our prayers, the gateway to heaven. The place we can finally call home.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Chabakuk 697 BC -Although we usually talk about eras and kings, the next few weeks I’d like to focus on the various prophets that lived during this tumultuous period of King Menashe. Our sages tell us that the three periods during this period were Chabakuk, Yoel and Nachum, none of them though mention Menashe as he was too wicked to even mention his name. Chabakuk, who according to our sages was one of the oldest prophets is the first we will begin with.

 

The Navi Chabakuk, according to one opinion, and for those of our faithful readers of this column will remember, was  the child of the Shunamite woman whom Elisha resurrected. The home of the Shunamite woman today, which is the only place where Reb Chayim Kanievsky would tell people to daven at, as he had a tradition from his father the Steipler that it was a special place to daven, is located in the Arab village of Sulam. The grave of that son, Chabakuk, is actually not far from there near tzomet Kadarim and the village of Chukok in the lower Galil, right off the side of Highway 65.

 

As opposed to other prophets we don’t have much other information about who Chabakuk was and his life and times. We just have three chapters in his book that give us prophecies for all times. In fact our sages tell us that there are 613 mitzvos in the Torah, yet Chabakuk knocked it all down to three words. “Tzadik B’Emunoso yichyeh- a righteous man lives with his faith”. That’s what all of Judaism and mitzvos are about. Having faith in Hashem and being righteous in following his way.

 

The first chapter of his book deals with the great question of tzadik v’ra lo- how to deal with questions of that faith when we see the righteous and pure being punished. He mentions the word Chamas many times by the way and screams out at Hashem how can it be that Hashem watches as the wicked rebel and swallow up the righteous. The answer in chapter 2 he reveals is that Hashem told him that ‘im yismahameha chakeh lo shetavo- if he delays wait for him that he will come”. If that sounds familiar to you, yes that is the basis of our Ani Maamin. It’s from there that we have the song of faith. It’s our belief that despite the questions there is an answer that will be forthcoming, and all will be clear. We can only live with our faith. That’s all we have.

 

Finally the last chapter of Chabakuk’s book is very similar to Dovid Ha’melech’s book of Tehillim. It is a song and the only other book that uses the word “selah” repeatedly. He prophesizes of the redemption and Hashem’s revenge against our enemies. We end with a song. With a prayer. Chabakuk more than any prophet as one who came back from the dead is the one to tell us that the world is not as we think it looks. We need to see beyond what is before us in the moment. Hashem is always there and the redemption is on its way. That is the words of the prophet in those days, but for our times as well.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ATHEIST JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian? The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of God

 

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

 

“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” — George Carlin

 

What does it say on the atheist’s tombstone? All dressed up and no place to go.

 

A Jewish atheist hears that the best school in town happens to be Catholic, so he enrolls his son. Things are going well until one day the boy comes home and says, “I just learned all about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.”

The boy’s father is barely able to control his rage. He grabs his son by the shoulders and says, “Joey, this is very important, so listen carefully. There is only ONE God — and we don’t believe in Him!”

 

What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death..

 

Hannah comes home from her afternoon out with Arnold looking very unhappy.

"What’s the matter, Hannah?" asks her mother.

"Arnold has asked me to marry him," she replies.

"Mazeltov! But why are you looking so sad?" her mother asks.

"Because he also told me that he was an atheist. He doesn't even believe in Gehenom."

Her mother then says, "That’s alright Hannah, it really isn’t a problem. I suggest you marry him and then I will show him how wrong he is."

 

Yanky came home to his mother after running away from a few years. He was certainly not the young yeshiva student that he was when he left home after being thrown out of yeshiva. His mother turned to him and asked him if he was still religious? Yanky, turned his eyes down and told his mother that he no longer believed in God and didn’t keep the commandments anymore.

In shock and horror his mother asked him if he kept Shabbos. And once again Yanky answered that he no longer kept that sacred day, it wasn’t for him.

“What about kosher? Do you still watch what you eat?

“I told you Ma, I don’t believe in that stuff anymore..”

Yom Kippur? Pesach? The holidays? Are you doing any of those still?

“I’m sorry Mommy to disappoint you, but I have to be honest. I can’t and don’t keep any of those any more. They don’t have meaning to me..”

Finally pulling out her last card and hope for any connection to yiddishkeit, his mother from Boro Park asked…

What about when you see a dog, Yanky? Do you still scream

“U’lchol bnai Yisrael lo yechratz kelev l’shono…”

(Thank you Saadia for that great joke!!)

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 The answer to this week”s question is B- Ok this is a legitimate hit on me by the MOT. I should’ve gotten this one entirely right, rather than the half point I’m walking away with. There’s no excuse for me, just that I’m tired and had a along week, and haven’t really toured Lachish in a long time. The letters that were found in Lachish were actually from the Babylonian conquest, rather then Sancherev’s Assyrian one that I answered incorrectly. I knew they were written to Jerusalem telling them that their city was burning down. Yet I mixed up the Assyrian conquest with teh Babylonian one that followed. Oh well.. I'm ashamed. It means I have to get back there soon. On the other hand the second part I got right. I knew that Keyafa, or the ancient fortified city of She'arim not far from Beit Sharim and where the Philistines fled to after Dovid and Goliath fought was the place where to a large degree Finkelstien and his minimalist school which claimed that Dovid and Shlomo's reign was a mere tribal clan and kingdom heretically different then what Tanach tells us werer proved wrong. This was a huge city and it was a sign that the Judean kingdom was large adn established. So at least that one I got right and the score now is  But anyways got it right so the new score is  Rabbi Schwartz 12.5 and Ministry of Tourism 7.5 on this exam so far.

Friday, August 23, 2024

Reverse Psychology- Parshat Ekev 2024 5784

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 

August 23rd 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 44 19th of Av 5784

 

Parshat Ekev

Reverse Psychology

 

Ok. It’s time for some reverse psychology here. It seems that is the only tactic that I haven’t tried yet. But I think that is what finally might work. See, as you loyal readers know, I was pretty sure Mashiach would be here by now. He should’ve came Chanuka or Purim. Both are great appropriate holidays of miracles. Pesach, I had no doubt he was coming as it was the holiday of redemption. I was sure I would open my door for Eliyahu and he would be here. He wasn’t….

 

Next was Lag Ba’omer, with the merits of Reb Shimon bar Yochai. For sure the holiday of Shavuos when Hashem has His big revelation. Maybe Yom Ha’Atzamaut, Yom Yerushalayim both pretty appropriate days that perhaps it was time all of Klal Yisrael should be celebrating already with the final salvation and that “beginning of the redemption” finally coming to the conclusion. How cool would that have been with the Beit Ha’Mikdash on top of the Har Ha’Bayit that was already somewhat bi’yadeinu. But nisht… It didn’t happen.

 

 The past month and half I have been getting more desperate. The months of mourning of Tamuz and Av were the months it would happen on. They would be turned to days of rejoicing as the prophets foretold. This stinking war would finally be over. We would finally have unity. We would finally destroy Amalek. All the Jews in America would get out on the wings of eagles before the goyim killed them all there. And once again, we sat on the floor and recited Kinnos and it was same-old bloody war same-old. We’re still here and no shofar blasts in the distance. Mashiach ain’t here.

 

The last holiday before the High holidays and Rosh Hashana which is the start of next year was Tu B’Av this past week. It was the last chance. Maybe… maybe… maybe… Nope. It didn’t happen either. So now it’s over. This Sunday is 11 months since 10/7 and there will be many azkarot for those that were killed on Simchat Torah, as their family members will conclude saying Kadish for them. 11 months, and he hasn’t come, and I finally realized why… It’s because Hashem likes to do the opposite of what I think and say He should do. He gets a kick out of showing me up each week to be the false prophet that I am. I get it. It’s fun. I like to do that to other people as well, particularly to big Rabbis. So I have to change tactics a bit. It’s time for some reverse psychology here.

 

So here’s the new platform, the new strategy to bring Mashiach. From here on in, the new game plan is to tell you all that we don’t really want Mashiach. Things are good here. We’re really fine. We have Bibi Netanyahu. We have great soldiers and an army. The truth is I like my shul in Karmiel and it’s a pain to shlep to Jerusalem to bring sacrifices. The Golden Pimple on the Temple Mount is actually not that ugly. It looks nice there. We really have a great life and thanks Hashem, but You really don’t have to make Yourself crazy killing out our enemies, getting back our hostages and bringing all the Jews on wings of eagles here to Israel. We’re all good.

 

See even the Jews over there in America are pretty fine, as well. Trump will take care of them. Even if Kamala wins, it’s still better over there. You know that they don’t really want to come. They have great yeshivos, good neighbors, meatboards, backyards and frankly none of them are really are that into the whole “Milk and Honey” thing. They’d rather have flayshigs. Pastrami and Corned beef are better there. So really, Mashiach is doing important stuff, from what I hear. Changing the bandages of lepers and everything in a cemetery or something like that. Let him be. We’re good. Keep Your redemption. We’re good as we are.

 

I know I have to work on this a little bit more. It’s not yet that convincing yet. But who knows? It’s time to change tactics. Achdus didn’t work. Prayers, Torah, chesed, kabbalos, stopping talking during davening, throwing out smartphones… and we’re still here. The hostages are still there. The soldiers are still getting killed. It’s time to change tactics. Who else is in? What do you think of the new plan?

 

Now the truth is as I was reviewing the parsha this week, I noticed something that I really never did before. As all the parshiyot this year and particularly this book of Devarim, when we are literally at the point of the last few months before we first entered the land, I find that there are messages and lessons that are literally screaming at us today. They were written 3000 years ago, but they are the Mussar of Moshe Rabbeinu for the generation that is meant to enter the land. The nation that is meant to enter eternally and never leave and never get thrown out as they build the final ultimate Home of Hashem that will last forever. That generation my friends is us. It wasn’t the ones Moshe was speaking to then. They didn’t last long. Not even a half a millenia, which is really nothing in the big picture of infinity and eternity. No, Moshe is speaking to us. He’s speaking now in this final year of redemption and He’s telling our generation the important things we need to know to close the deal. Reverse psychology, incidentally, is not one of them.

 

It’s really fascinating as one examines this last long speech of Moshe to the nation, and to us, as he recalls to them the events of the past 40 years in the wilderness. There are things that he mentions and others that he doesn’t. There are some that he adds some insights nuances that we never heard before. Perhaps most telling is the order that he puts things in, particularly when they seem to contradict stories we had in the past. We find this in the story of the spies, the giving of the Tablets, the golden calf and the Korach story (which he pretty much attributes to Dasan and Aviram in this week’s parsha) and all the sins he rebukes us about that we fell to in the wilderness. What stood out to me in this week’s parsha though was not in the long history for which most of that generation didn’t witness, as the old generation had died. Rather it’s his recollection of the events that took place pretty much the last few months before this speech, which seemingly should’ve been fresh in all their minds.

 

The parsha tells us right after Moshe repeats the story of the golden calf of Aharon’s death 40 years later although he juxtaposes them, which in itself is strange. The commentaries and chazal suggest this is to show that the death of the righteous is like the breaking of the tablets. Yet there seems to be more there than that. For in that description Moshe seems to get some facts wrong. The pasuk tells us

 

And the children of Israel traveled from Be’erot Bnai Ya’akon to Mosera and there Aharon died and was buried and Elazar his son became the Kohen in his place. From there they traveled to Gudgoda and from Gudgoda to Yatvata a land with springs of water. At that time Hashem separated the tribe  of Levi to carry the Ark of the covenant before Hashem, to serve Him and to bless in His name until today.” (Devarim 10:6-8)

 

There are quite a few problems and perplexing things about this little speech. Some fact-checking is in order, Rashi notes. See, from what I remember Aharon was buried on Hor Ha’Hor not Mosera. As well in Maasey the directions seem to be going the other way. They went from Mosera to Be’erot which is North, rather than back down South. Gudgoda and Yotveta are even further South and again it seems to be the opposite direction that is described that they traveled in Masey. If you’re a tour guide, you’d get this. Something is off here. As well what’s all this about the springs of water? Who cares? This is not ancient history, remember this just happened a few months before this speech. Aharon having died on Rosh Chodesh Av of this last year and they’re standing there hearing this speech from the month of Shevat a half year later.

 

So our sages in the Yerushalmi, along with the Targum Yonasan and Rashi all tell us a backstory that many don’t pay much attention to. It seems that right before we entered the land of Israel after the death of Aharon a lot of things happened. The King of Canaan (or Amalek) attack us and take hostage(s?). We wipe out Midyan- which is incredible to think about as we were at the time standing at the doorway of Israel by the Jordan River and then headed all the way over to Saudi Arabia to wipe them out. But as well the Midrash tells us that the people fell apart after Aharon’s death. They turned around and headed back to Mitzrayim. It seems that there were no more Clouds of Glory guiding the way and the nation decided “the heck with it”. Let’s go back to Egypt. We don’t need Mashiach. We’d rather stay in galus. And they headed from Hor Ha’Hor all the way back 8 different camp spots that they camped at before on the way back to Egypt.

 

Now I imagine this process didn’t happen overnight. We’re probably talking a few weeks or month or two. So to put that in perspective, here we are in the month of Av, Aharon dies, and we spend the next few weeks heading back to Egypt. Renouncing our Promised Land, literally minutes before we’re supposed to enter and instead heading backwards. What happened to us? This, by the way, isn’t even a generation that saw Egypt. All those guys died. What’s going on.

 

To make this story even worse. The tribe of Levi goes running after the families that head back and kill out 8 entire family clans there. The tribes in turn kill out four families of Levi. It’s a civil war. Mashiach is right around the corner. We’re about to enter and build a Bais Ha’Mikdash and we ‘Chosen Nation” of Hashem is busy protesting, retreating, fighting, killing one another and everything is falling apart. Now are you beginning to understand who this is talking to? What makes this even more perplexing and aggravating is that this is really right after we miraculously wiped out Og and Sichon and the King of Canaan and all the heavy hitters in the Middle East. So what’s going on?

 

Saadia Gaon, has a brilliant and unique insight into this entire story. His reading of this story is perhaps even most relevant to us today. You see as we know it was in the merit of Aharon Ha’Kohen that we had the protective Clouds of Glory. It wasn’t merely that he was a big tzadik, it was that he was the inspiration of the love and unity of the Jewish people. He was ohev shalom and rodef shalom- he brought peace between all Jews. He was the unifying force that all felt connected to and loved by. That unity brought the Clouds of Glory. We were all one and thus Hashem’s presence surrounded us. We’re all in one big Sukkah. When Aharon died that ended. The Clouds of Glory disappeared and they were replaced by clouds of strife, fighting and jealousy. The finger pointing started.

 

The Gaon writes that there were two factions in Klal Yisrael that divided. There were the holy spiritual ones the ones that were from the camps of “Mosera” or Mussar ethics who preferred to live separate from the rest of Israel in their Gudgoda- their separate agudot- or groups. And then there was the other tribes that preferred  Be’erot- the wells,  the springs the Yotvata- the “good” fun stuff. The lands of streams. He writes that this division started after the sin of the golden calf. It’s then when they separated. It’s really then already that they “buried” Aharon and his loving ways in a spiritual sense. It’s spiritual division and journey back then forty years prior that Moshe is talking about. It’s why the Torah and Moshe says it started at that time.

 

It started when the tribe of Levi went out and answered the call of Moshe and wiped out the three thousand calf worshippers and it continued throughout the desert. Moshe tells us he prayed for us and Aharon stayed alive and his spark held us for another 40 years, yet with his death it all fell apart again. The Clouds of Glory we’re gone. Hostages were taken. We resented the tribe of Levi that just wanted spirituality and didn’t want to serve in the army. We just wanted to go back to Egypt. We didn’t need a holy land. Sure there are beautiful springs and great Falafel and Shwarma stores in Israel, but we’ve got Yotvata, Be’erot and Lakewood and Boro Park.

 

 The tribe of Levi as well resented us non-inspired Jews. They knew and understood that we all needed to come into the land, because if we didn’t they couldn’t get their Bais Ha’Mikdash either. But rather than be mekarev us, they came with swords and protests and screams and names and killed 8 families. And we killed them. The story went back to the Golden Calf but this time it was worse. We just don’t get it… We don’t understand that the death of Aharon, the death of that Achdus and Shalom that he brought amongst the people is just as bad as worshipping a golden calf. That it’s worth breaking the tablets of the ten commandments over. That the Shechina can’t come down and we can’t build a Bais Ha’Mikdash and conquer and settle the land and be successful in wiping out our enemies unless we’re all united. Unless we’re all in. We all love each other. We all see the spark in one another. Until we are “all in” and ready to move to Israel and finally get farkakteh Egypt and its Prime Grill out of our head.  Unless the spirit of Aharon will rest amongst the people. That’s the message of Moshe. It’s the message of Mashiach.

 

Moshe concludes this part of the speech with the aftermath of this story and perhaps the message for us frum Jews, who when it comes to staying in Kollel and not getting a job or serving in the army like to call ourselves “the tribe of Levi”. He tells us that this tribe was then chosen and separated to carry that Torah; that Ark of Hashem. Yup… that’s us… And then to serve Hashem… Yup that’s us too… and then to bless the people. To bless them with love. To uplift them. To care for them. And best of all to renounce any claim to any portion in the land of Israel. No Jerusalem Estates, No Shneller, No fancy mansions. No income. Just going around and teaching and loving and uniting. And bringing the clouds of glory of protection with our prayer, our Torah that only works if they are on behalf of the unification of the nation. They are for our “brothers”. They are our full-time jobs. Everything we do is for them. How do we do that? Moshe then continues…

 

And I then stood at the mountain (after that sin of the golden calf) for forty days and forty nights like the first time.” (ibid 10)

 

Forgiveness wasn’t enough for Moshe, neither was a promise that Hashem wouldn’t destroy us. He started Rosh Chodesh Elul to take it up another notch. He wanted unity. He wanted Shechina. He wanted Hashem to be amongst us. So he didn’t eat and he didn’t drink and he fasted. He cared for the Jewish people. He cried. These terrible sinners of the golden calf who renounced Hashem, Moshe gave them his all. And Hashem heard his prayers. That’s the avoda that we need before we come into the land. That’s what Hashem responded to Moshe

 

Arise and travel before the nation and they will come and inherit the land that I swore to the forefathers to give them” (ibid 11).

 

It’s time for some reverse psychology rabbosai. It’s time for us to reverse our thinking. To think about where we live and we’re were supposed to live differently and how we need to get there. To think about the “sinners” amongst us differently. To reverse so much of what our thinking has been about what it really needs to take and how far we need to get to where we need to get to. It’s not just improving. It’s thinking in reverse. It’s turning around our conceptions. It’s becoming aligned with what He really wants.

 

Hashem doesn’t need a holiday to redeem us on. He was ready 3000 years ago already. Eluuulllll is coming. Moshe’s up there on the mountain waiting of us to stop running away from him. From Him… The spirit of Aharon is awakened. Enough with the killing of one another. Enough with retreating to Mitzrayim… We’ve had a whole year of holidays and we’re in the final stretch. The speech of Moshe is almost over. It’s almost realized. Next week is Parshat Re’eh- may it be the parsha when we already see the blessing and the redemption.

 

Have a horrible Shabbos- reverse psychology of course😊

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Mehr krechts und mehr geyt veyter.- I complain and I keep going..


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email


19.The Roman emperor during the Bar Kokhba Revolt was______.

Which church was inaugurated by Kaiser Wilhelm II during his visit to the

Land of Israel?

A. Augustus Victoria

B. Church of the Redeemer

C. Dormition Abbey

D. Immanuel Church


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaqJSx2EzHw     – Bardak’s Big Vaaction…. Yup..


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/kum  – My classic summer Hiking composition arranged and sung by Dovid Lowy… Kum Kum!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDO-DGadBY   – My buddy Nissim Blacks latest song Glory!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Fd--IxIrYBenny Friedman and Baruch Levine Yearrning for Yerushalayim medley amazing…

           

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK


Biblical Blessing Bentching!Although this column is dedicated to becoming more inspired by our prayer and we’ve been focusing on the daily prayers we say, there is only one blessing that is biblical in nature that we can make everyday and its source is our parsha. The Torah tells us how when we come into Israel we will find houses full of all good and fields and great things and we will eat and be satisfied and then we should bentch. We need to thank Hashem for that good that we experience. The Chasid Ya’avetz writes that many mitzvos have more mazal then others. Purim, Pesach, mixing milk and meat, people are very careful and go to extremes to make sure to not violate them or celebrate them properly. Other mitzvos? Not so much… They are mitzvos that get squished under our heels, our Ekev, the title of this week’s parsha. Bentching after we eat is one of them. We eat and then quickly bentch and leave. Even as we’re bentching we’re busy with other things and distractions. The Shulchan Aruch notes that bentching is not merely a blessing but it is in fact a prayer on the same level of the recitation of Shemona Esrei, where one is prohibited to interrupt out of fear of danger or honor someone. The Mishna Berura notes that it’s even more restrictive then Shema which could be recited while walking around, while bentching one needs to be in same spot. And yet, its something we take for granted.  


There’s a fascinating idea that is particularly significant in these times that is mentioned by the name Meshech Chochma and the Imrei Emes. They note that the biblical obligation to bentch, the Torah tells us, is only when one is satiated. Although we bentch even after a small olive sized amount of bread. As well the obligation is only as long as we are still satisfied from the meal, which is generally only 72 minutes from when we ate. They ask why is it only in this scenario? Shouldn’t we thank Hashem even biblically for any amount that we eat? Furthermore, why is there a time limit on that obligation to thank Hashem? As long as we didn’t say thank you, isn’t that obligation outstanding?


 They answer that the reason is because, as the next verses tell us, it is that sense of satisfaction and satiation that is a most dangerous for our souls and our faith. When everything is going great we forget Hashem. We think it’s coming to us. We deserve a good meal. He made us, He should feed us. We worked hard to make this meal. It’s at that point while that feeling of satiation overcomes us and threatens to make us forget Hashem that we need to bless Him and recognize His Hand and kindness. bentching after we eat is our insurance policy that we always recognize the source of the good that we receive. It’s what prevents us from forgetting Him. It stops us from thinking that it’s our own might that puts food on our table. That will win us wars. That will bring us to the Blessed promised land and rebuild the Bais Ha’Mikdash.


If there was ever a message that we needed during this war to internalize it should be this one. Hashem has brought us to the land. Yet our purpose here is to reveal Hashem to the world and and to build His home. In order to do that we need to not forget and focus on where it all comes from and what it’s all about. Our ancestors for millenia bentched after their meals and dreamt of being able to taste and experience the fruits and good of the land that we are privileged to experience. They are sitting in Shamayim looking down upon us and getting nachas that their descendants are realizing their dreams. Let’s make those blessings count for them and with those blessings the building of our Temple.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Menashe 697 BC -He is the longest reigning king of Israel. For 55 years he ruled our nation. As well, being the king that followed the devastating defeat and exile of the Northern Kingdom of Israel that affected the nation with much trauma besides the economic fallout, he was charged with rebuilding the country. In that regard Menashe was certainly one of the most remarkable kings. He developed relations with Assyria. He built up the maritime trade and he exported olive oil around the world. Just as Shlomo Ha’Melech who also took reign at age 12, Menashe, Shlomo’s descendant, built up Israel and brough an end to warring an fighting. But that’s where the similarities end.

 

Menashe the verses tell us was the most evil of the kings of Yehuda. That’s not an easy title in our sorry history of the kingship in the 2nd Temple. There’s a lot of competition.  He did things no other king before him did. We had idol worship prior to Menashe, yet he that idol worship always was in addition to the service of Hashem. He pretty much moved the people to a new level of the abandonment of the service of Hashem, even extinguishing the fires of the altar and replacing it with a huge idol. According to the Talmud he brought back and even himself sacrificed his own children to the Molech child worship god. He had relations with his own sister. He built temples and ashera trees over the land. All the spiritual revolution that his father Chizkiya and his grandfather Yeshaya brought to the land he turned back the clock on. According to one midrash he even had his own grandfather the great prophet Yeshaya killed. He was as bad as it got. We fell from  being the almost messianic generation of Chizkiya and it’s miracles to the lowest of the low in a few decades. The destruction of the temple and the prophets Yoel, Chabakuk and Nachum who foresaw this we will discuss in in the coming weeks, yet just as Achav had an end story that turned things around Menashe perhaps did as well. It’s not for naught, he had the longest reign… Let’s learn about it next week.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

The best way to find an answer to the question on the internet isn't to ask it. It's actually to post a wrong answer to the question and have people correct you.

 

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry."

 

"You know women hate when you tell them, "Calm down." So now when she yells at me I just go, "Love your energy."

 

"I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistake. So she gave me a hug."

 

"I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it!"

 

Sometimes you will have good moments with your parents where you think you can share anything with them. Don't. It's a trap.

 

"My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car. She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology."

 

How do you get her to finally decide what she wants to eat?

 

Just tell her that for dinner she can choose anything she wants except Mexican food.

 

Grandma" "You need to eat 4 more bites since you're 4 years."

Me: "But I'm 5!"

Grandma: "Oh, well I don't think you can eat that much."

Me: *eats 5 bites to prove her wrong.*

 

The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

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 The answer to this week”s question is B- Kind of feel like this is the war here in Israel here where I get one week wrong and one week right or back and forth 50/50s on this exam. So last week got it wrong this week is all right. The first part was easy, the Bar Kochva revolt was against Hadrian who put it down and wiped out Rabbi Akiva’s army. The second part as well I got right. Not that I know or care about Christian stuff too much. But those three ugly desecrating towers that one can see from all over the surrounding area where I point out the Temple Mount from include the Church of the Redeemer, the correct answer to this question, that was built under Kaiser Wilhelm, and Augusta Victoria, so it was a tricky question. Yet the church was the reason he came and the inauguration of it and only then did he commission Augusta Victoria afterwards… How I remember that I don’t know… But anyways got it right so the new score is  Rabbi Schwartz 12 and Ministry of Tourism 7 on this exam so far.