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Friday, September 26, 2025

A Happy Kippur- Parshat Vayeilech Shuva Yom KIppur Edition 5786- 2025

 Holyland Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

October 3rd 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 47 11th of Tishrei 5786!


Parshat Vayeilech /Shuva/ Yom Kippur Edition

 

A Happy Kippur?

 

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It's going to be a different type of year this year. It has to be. We're there. Hi'giya zman geulaschem- the long-awaited time of our redemption is imminent. We all feel it. I think we all felt it this Rosh Hashana. This crazy roller coaster the past few years is not stopping. It's a frightening year. So much has to be fixed. So many have died. This war doesn't nearly seem over in anyone's eyes. The only thing that's becoming clearer and clearer is that for it to end and reach the place that we're all waiting for, that the entire world is waiting for it to reach, there's going to have to be big things that occur. Big, scary, things. Miracles. The eradication of evil. Nations lining up on sides of good or evil. Of Israel, of Hashem, or of Amalek, of death and smoke.

 

We're finding ourselves more and more alone. We're recognizing that there is only Hashem that can bring this day. This end. But we don't yet see the end zone He wants us to realize. We're not all selling our homes and moving here. We're not demanding that we eradicate all of the evil, rather than just to once again create a livable environment where they are murta'im- subdued. We're not all uniting under one banner. It's crazy and absurd that we're fighting, we're demonstrating. Imagine two Jews, or two camps of Jews, sitting in a concentration camp, in Auschwitz, in the Lodz Ghetto, in Warsaw, arguing and not talking to each other. Making break-off minyanim secretly of course, and protesting and snitching on one another. Crazy, right? Stupid... no? Small minded, senseless, self-destructive. Sinas Chinam- isn't even the word for it. It's suicidal. Yet that’s where so many of us still are more or less to some degree or another. And that's going to change. It's going to change in this amazing terrifying year. And I can't think of anyway that can happen that doesn't seem horrifying. That doesn't look like October 7th. And it's what has filled my thoughts this entire season.

 

It is on that note, that I decided to look for a different type of Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur then I've had in the past. The theme, for many of you that read this each week, that has been driving much of my E-Mails and thoughts is no more same-old same-old. It's gotta change. I need a new outlook, a new game-plan an new idea that will bring a new reality. One that brings the Shechina down to where it is desperately trying to get to. That's just awaiting for us to get on board the train. So I turned my eyes to a different Rosh Hashana in our history. A different holiday experience. One that worked. One that brought the Geula- the redemption. I opened up, this year, the book of Nechemia in chapter 6. It's the story of our return to Israel after our first exile. 70 years of Bavel, of Persia, of Iran, of the story of Purim are up. Koresh had allowed us to return and rebuild. It had gotten halted along the way. The children of Haman, who were hung had attempted to stop us. Amalek is always there right before the redemption. But now we were back. The walls of Jerusalem were put up. The temple had not yet been rebuilt. But the nations of the world trembled because they knew it was coming.

 

It was the 25th day of Elul when this was completed.

Nechemia (7:17)"And it was when our enemies heard and all the nations around us saw and this befell them in their eyes. And they knew that this was from Hashem."

 

Now to clarify this return and take heart, to who those were that came back with Ezra and Nechemia. This wasn't the scholars, this wasn't the Rabbis, this wasn't the wealthy baalei batim and lay leaders. It wasn't Lakewood, Williamsburg, Bavel Park, or even YU and Teaneck. They didn't want to come. They were comfortable. They were perhaps scared that the fake spiritual high and greatness that they had over there would be lost if they came to Israel, that didn't have Torah and had lots of enemies. That Amalek still had control over and who's spiritual leaders weren't the caliber that they had.  

 

The one's that returned were the chilonim. The ones that had married non-Jewish wives, married Chamas wives. That didn't know about Shabbos, that didn't know about Sukkos, that perhaps the only thing Jewish about them was that they felt connected to Eretz Yisrael. That there was a spark in their soul that shined so bright that they realized they couldn't be who they were and they needed to be in a land that wasn't the Promised one. That spark perhaps even put them on a higher level then those that fulfilled all of the Torah and Mitzvos but didn't understand that our true avoda isn't to just fulfill and learn, but that it's to bring that dedication and light and shine it out to the world from the Bais Ha'Mikdash and bring the Shechina finally home. And thus the Navi tells us about that first Rosh Hashana that took place.

 

(ibid 8:2) "And all of the nation gathered as one man before the water-gate, and they told Ezra the Sofer to bring the Torah scroll of Moshe that Hashem had commanded Israel. And Ezra brought the Torah before the entire nation from man to woman and anyone who could understand on that first of the 7th month (Rosh Hashana). And he read from the Torah from the morning until the afternoon on the street before the Watergate, before the entire nation… And Ezra blessed Hashem Elokim Gadol- the great Hashem and the nation lifted their hands and answered Amen! Amen! And kneeled and bowed down on their faces…"

 

The Talmud tells us that this blessing of Hashem Gadol- was in fact the recitation of the complete full name of Hashem that is only ever recited in the Temple, in the holy of Holies, on Yom Kippur, by the Kohen Gadol. Here Ezra is violating the law, perhaps because of the extenuating circumstances, and saying the explicit Name of Hashem, in the street! There is no Temple and it ain't Yom Kippur. But it needs to be done. And it works… sort of…

 

Because as the nation hears this Torah and the name of Hashem something awakens inside of them. They begin to cry, they began to mourn, they get filled with terror. All of the years of unfaithfulness and of abandonment of Hashem and the mitzvos and our mandate. Their abandonment of Eretz Yisrael and our our acclimation to galus hits them like a ton of bricks. They want to repent. They can't stop crying. Seemingly this would be something that I think most of us would feel is good.

"It's about time those chilonim did teshuva already…!"

 "Maybe they'll be frum like me now and Mashiach can come…"

 

But Ezra feels differently. They missed the boat. They're on the wrong page. They're perhaps on the page of all of those other past Rosh Hashana's when the word "Elul" made us shiver. When we couldn't stop thinking if we will be by fire or water. When we stood in days of fear and trepidation rather than in awe and glory. When we were focused on our sins- despite the fact that they're not really mentioned in The Rosh Hashana machzor, rather than on the joy and glory of the Kingship of Hashem. So Nechemia tells them to get up. Stop being a bunch of whiny repentance and atonement babies…You've missed the boat. Let's do it different.

 

(ibid 9) Today is holy to Hashem. Don't mourn. Don't cry. Go home. Eaty fatty foods. (brisket, corn beef, meat boards) Drink sweet drinks (Coca Cola, Champagne, Moscato!) and send Shalach Manos to your friends that you don't know (Happy Purim!). For today is holy to our Master! Don't be sad (you're ruining the party!) because the rejoicing in Hashem is your strength!

 

The people didn't believe it. They were too used to the old Rosh Hashana. They couldn't fathom the concept of celebrating and rejoicing on this day. The verses continue that Nechemia literally had to send the Levi'im amongst the people quieting them. Uplifting them. Maming them understand that Rosh Hashana needs to look differently for the Shechina to come down. They need to look different. They have to look more like Purim. Maybe even more like Uman, then in the traditional melancholy scary and tear-filled shuls of galus. And thus the nation disperses.

 

(Ibid 12) And the nation went and ate and drank and delivered Shalach Manos and to make a great rejoicing because they understood what was being told to them. They came back the next day for day 2 of Rosh Hashana- and this is fascinatingly the source for the second day. And they read from the Torah about the upcoming mitzva of Sukkos. They never even knew about it until then, the verse tells us. That's how far they were… And Ezra commands them to go out, make sukkos celebrate for another 7 days and then come back afterwards. Fascinatingly enough he doesn't mention a word about Yom Kippur. They're not there yet. They can't do it properly. They need a full Simchas Torah before hand, he understands. He understands that they can't possibly do teshuva unless they have Chag Simchaseinu first. Unless they spend 8 days feasting in the shade of Hashem. It is only after that singing and dancing on the day after Simchas Torah (October 8th?) that Klal Yisrael can now start the process of returning to Hashem and coming home.

 

The day after Sukkos the nation gathers for the third time. This time they enter into the covenant of Ezra. It is here that Ezra for time eternal establishes that we read the curses two weeks before Rosh Hashana. That we have the parsha of Nitzavim, that we're still standing after that to announce that we are still arrive. And that we read Parshat Vayeilech as we do this year before Sukkos and Yom Kippur. That we get on the train and start moving to redemption and the building of the Bais Hamikdash. That we read about Moshe in this week's parsha who realizes on this last day of his life that he can't do what he was doing anymore. That it is not that power that will bring them into the land. Rather it is the power of Hashem, the joy and rejoicing of Hashem. The gathering of the nation as one in the mitzva of Hakhel after Yom Kippur, on Sukkos, on the holiday of joy that will bring us in. That will bring the world to it's final yovel.

 

In an unprecedented moment in history after that festive Rosh Hashana, and non-existent Yom Kippur that was focused on preparing for Sukkos and the joy of Hashem, the nation repented like never before. They entered into a new bris. They sent their non-jewish wives (who it seems spent Sukkos with them in their sukkos_ packing. They accepted Shabbos. They committed to shemitta, to maser, to the sacrifices, to taking responsibility for one another. They returned out of joy. They finally did it differently and were ready to be redeemed.

 

(ibid 12:43) and they sacrificed many great sacrifices (remember there is no Temple or beit Hamikdash!), and they rejoiced because Hashem had rejoiced within them a great simchaAlso the women and children rejoiced. And the joy of Yerushalayim carried and was heard far away."

 

It was heard in Bavel. It was heard in Iran. It was heard in England. In Lakewood. On Instagram. On Whatsapp. Even ChatGPT finally got it right… The people had finally come home. The ride was over. Chazal tell us that had all of Klal Yisrael came to Jerusalem and returned with Ezra for those High Holidays, we would never have been exiled and the Second Temple would've lasted forever. But too many of us were still used to doing it the "good old way".

 

As I read through this and shared this revolutionary idea with my shul this Rosh Hashana, it struck me that really there's something that I think I had been doing and going about wrong in my past Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashana experiences. There's a famous midrash that tells us that when two people go into court for a judgement then how do you know who was successful and "won" and who didn't? We can tell by the person who comes out waving his sword and arms high in the air. Also the Jewish people do the same when we come to Sukkos and wave our Lulav and Esrog. The focus I think is that Sukkos and Simchas Torah is always, as a result of that midrash, the celebration after winning the court case. After making it out alive. After having confidence that we won't go by fire, water, by sword, by war. That we are written in Books of life, prosperity, peace, forgiveness. That we were given another year to do it all better. To be slightly different. It's a survival celebratory party. But the truth is we're wrong and we missed the boat.

 

The purpose of Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur is to get to Sukkos. It's to feel the chedvas Hashem mei'uzchem. To feel the rejoicing and exultation and the glory of Hashem. We can't do that while we are divided. We can't do that if we're pretty comfortable where we are, we just want it a little bit better. We can't do that when we feel and know that we are full of sin. So we have to go to the Mikva first. We have to make peace with everyone. We have to attend a huge coronation ceremony. But the objective is to get to that dance with the Torah. That's the goal. To do Simchas Torah right, instead of just dancing around with our Torah's being happy that Hashem saved us again. And that we're not dead, and that our enemies are subdued… somewhat.

 

 Maybe October 7th happened because Hashem was done with all of those years of us not really getting the point of Simchas Torah. Maybe it's because we had too many galus Rosh Hashana's and Yom Kippurs. Maybe it's because we didn't really have a Shabbos Shuva yet, when we really said we want to return. Return to You. Have You return to us. To be together in front of the whole world unabashedly in Yerushalayim. To not just be standing on the street by the Shaar Ha'Mayim- the gate of water, the gate of Torah and calling the Name of Hashem from there. But in the Bais Ha'Mikdash rebuilt. Finally home…

 

As we start this new year of 5786, I want to turn to all of you that have been with me until now, and read more then just the jokes at the end. But that have been a support for me, for my family, for klal Yisrael and for Eretz Yisrael and express my gratitude for being there. You have no idea how much chizuk it gives me to hear and see how many of you read this weekly or even occasionally and even take the time to comment or disagree or correct me. I as well wish to take this opportunity to ask for your forgiveness. If I wrote things that upset you, if I challenged you inappropriately, if I was hurtful or insensitive or perhaps to graphic or passionate. I hope you know that was never my intent. You are all special to me. And I feel terrible if and ask your forgiveness if in any ways my words or actions hurt you.

 

May Hashem bless us all that we be signed and sealed in the Book of Life. That we soon celebrate, hopefully this Simchas Torah in the Bais Ha'Mikdash. That the bitter birth pangs of Mashiach finally end and that Hashem console his children with the only real true consolation of a Yerushalayim rebuilt and the our Father coming home to His children.

 

Have a Gmar Chatima Tova and a happy return to Hashem this Shabbos Shuva,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Emess kehn mir nohr finnen in der sidder."-, The truth can only be found in the prayer book.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

3. According to the Bible, the king who built the gates of Hazor, Megiddo and Gezer is

_______

Which of the following biblical stories is related to Tel Jezreel?

A. The story of Naboth’s vineyard and the exhortation of Elijah the prophet to

King Ahab

B. The story of the poor man’s lamb and the exhortation of the prophet Nathan

to King David

C. The Story of Elijah the Prophet and the War against the Prophets of Baal

D. The story of the battle with the Philistines in which King Saul and his sons fel


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneshama-lach    –I'm very excited!! In honor of Rosh Chodesh Elul and Selichos I share with you my latest composition (the first one in over a year!!) the beautiful Ha'Neshoma Lach arranged and sung by Dovid Lowy- this song is the perfect song to get into the Elul mode


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/ponecha-your-face  – The song I composed the Elul before this war… our only desire is to see Hashem's face… Beuatiful that really captures the essence of Yom Kippur..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-bL9SpMCt8&list=RD2-bL9SpMCt8&start_radio=1   – MBD and Yeedle collab on a beautiful Kol Boei Olam from Nesane Tokef… may be his nicest song since yaaleh…


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AWoFnrKdt-A     – Someone sent me this and just love this new take on V'al Kulam from Betzalel… really nice..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WbL1H3YZyk&list=PL3T_kAvdc6RnGb72XTXAfATSvcqPVBWfT   – And Shabbos Shuva isn't complet without the original Regesh V'Shuvu el Hashem…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


(will return after Sukkos!)



RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE GOYISH FASTING JOKES OF THE WEEK


Fasting isn't expected of Muslims until they reach the age of maturity. This means that absolutely all Muslim children......grow up to fast

 

My doctor told me intermittent fasting is good for weight loss. I told him it doesn't work for me.

I haven't lost any weight even though I've been doing it multiple times a day

 

I’ve finally started intermittent fasting and been doing all my eating within a window. Sad to say it’s been the Burger place's drive thru window.


Whats the only thing a muslim can eat while fasting. Fast food


I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting. He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.


Fasting is like playing hide and seek with your appetite.


Jewish fasting holidays always remind me how slow time can move when you stare at a bagel.


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The answer to this week”s question is A OK! I've got a chazaka!! On a major streak this new year and exam. Three in a row right! In Israel that earns me glida- Ice cream. I like Tanach questions. This one was easy. Shlomo Hamelech built those three cities and the walls around them and Tel Jezreel was of course the story where Achav and Navot have that vineyard. I've toured there so many times and it’s a an amazing story and overlook, although not much to see from that period there.  So thurd week in a row and the score is Rabbi Schwartz 3 and Ministry of Tourism 0 on this exam so far..

Friday, September 19, 2025

A Different Type of Rosh Hashana Prayer- Parshat Nitzavim 5785 2025

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

September 19th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 46 26th of Elul 5785


Parshat Nitzavim /Rosh Hashana Edition

 A Different Type of Rosh Hashana Prayer



(Please check out and respond to our special annual High Holiday Campaign this year- with a change of plan and a new opportunity below…)

 

It's not the way I wanted to start off my last E-Mail for the year. I had something else instead planned to write about. Hopefully, I'll get there soon. It will come out of this holy keyboard of mine after I write this little piece first. But this is a thought that I can't get out of my head since this horrible tragic afternoon, and like usual when that happens to me, I share it with you here. I have to share it here. I can't keep it bottled up inside. It has to come out somewhere, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate having you here for this. So here it goes.

 

When you're standing before Hashem this coming Rosh Hashana, I want you to join me in davening in a different way then usual. I want you to look to your right and to your left and see who's standing next to you. Is it your son? Your daughter? Your father, your mother? Is it your best friend who you always sit next to you and joke with? Are you looking at your watch and wondering when it will be over already? When you can get home and start the meal and have some of that brisket your wife prepared? When you can dip that apple in honey and have a sweet year. Are you thinking about the upcoming prayers of the holiday season? What family you'll be with? If you will survive the in-laws, the get-togethers? Are your main prayers focused on Hashem blessing you, and of course all of Klal Yisrael with parnassa this year, with good health, with shidduchim for your children, for all of Hashem's children. For those that aren't blessed with kids. For those that need refuos/ healing from illness. That you shouldn't suffer from too much anti-Semitism. That the hostages should come home, that our soldiers should be safe. That this war should finally end. Are those what your prayers are about this year? Are those what the prayers of those standing next to you are about? Then I want you to stop for a second and think about something else. I want you to think about those that are having a different Rosh Hashana experience than you.

 

I want you to pause for a moment as you look at the person next to you, and think about those that are standing in shul and their father is not next to them, perhaps for the first time. Those so many orphans. I want you to think about the 6 soldiers that were killed today, whose parents got up from Shiva to come to shul today. Whose son will never be next to them again. Whose father is in shamayim, killed brutally by an enemy that we can't seem to vanquish.

 

Think about the widows in the ladies section. The mothers who just celebrated with their husbands the birth of a child just a few months ago on the happiest day in their lives since their wedding just a year or two ago. The ones who had their whole lives planned to be together and to build a family with them. The ones who never thought that last kiss and hug they gave them at the door as they walked out into their uniform, would be the last time they felt their embrace. The last time they would see their son, bless them, hear their voice. It would be the last time they would ever wish them a shana tova u'metuka- a happy sweet new year. That last year Rosh Hashana would be the last time they would ever have them in their prayers that they would be inscribed in the Book of Life, because those prayers weren't answered the way they hoped they would. Rather they were "only" written in the book of Eternal Life. Their holy souls were taken back and were now sitting in the embrace and next to their Av Ha'Rachamim, their merciful Father in heaven. That they would never see them again until we would be reunited in the World to Come or techiyat Ha'Meisim.

 

I imagine, for so many of you, and I include myself in that group, these were not thoughts that we were planning to have this Rosh Hashana. They're not thoughts I think we ever thought that we would have. It's not ones that I even have the heart, the strength, the brain power or emotional wherewithal to even deal with. Yet, for thousands if not tens of thousands here in Israel this year, this is their Rosh Hashana reality. "That person" is not sitting next to them. That person will never be next to them again. That father, that brother, that sister, that son, that boyfriend, that husband, that grandfather, that best friend, or fellow soldier in the unit whom they served and went through so much together will never be there to smile at their joke, to hug them and reassure them, to dip the apple in the honey with them. To dream of a better future and a better world with.

 

I want you to think about them this Rosh Hashana when you look at the person sitting next to you in Shul or at your Yom Tov meal.  Think about them, before you take your three steps back for Shemona Esrei, before you make your shehechiyanu on your new fruit, as you close your eyes to listen to the Shofar blasts. Because there is almost no shul in Eretz Yisrael that doesn't have someone that is having a very different Rosh Hashana and thoughts then they've ever had before.

 

There isn't a shul that doesn't have a mother, father or a son or daughter or brother and sister in it this year, that isn't davening that their loved one who might be serving right now doesn't come back in a coffin. That their definition of a sweet year is one when that doesn't have any late night knocks on the door. They're not really davening that their child gets into the "right" school, that they find "their bashert", that we make enough money to pay our bills and maybe even afford a vacation, a trip to Israel, maybe even a tour with Rabbi Schwartz- it's been a while since we toured with him and we really had a blast last time. For them, though this Rosh Hashana is truly a day of davening for the Book of Life and Death. Their tefillos are one of asking Hashem, that we don't yet get written in the book of Eternal life only, but that they and their loved ones get a bunch more years to experience this worldly life and realize our dreams for this year as well.

 

This week's parsha that we read before Rosh Hashana is the parsha of Nitzavim.

 

Atem Nitzavim Hayom- We are standing today.

 

 Chazal tell us that "today" is in fact today. It is Rosh Hashana. It is today that we are standing after last week's parsha Torah reading of all the curses before Rosh Hashana. It is when we are standing on those mountains of Gerizim and Eival, where half of our nation is on the mountain of curse and half on Har Bracha. It's not Mt. Sinai when we all stood together and had the same experience. When we all saw and heard Hashem and the commandments and answered with one heart and as one person. Na'aseh Vi"nishma.-we will do and we will hear. That was the experience we had when we were in galus. That was before we got to the land of Israel.

 

Coming to the Land of Israel, we stand and are coming from different mountains. We have to look at one another on that other mountain and answer amen. His curse is my curse. His blessing is tied to my blessing. My prayers and redemption are dependent on his. On the woodchopper, the water carrier, the tzadik, the chareidi, the convert, the soldier, the widow and the orphan, the politician and the Kollel Rabbi.  The yid in the shtibel in Meah Shearim and Bnai Brak, and the one on Kaplan street, the kibbutz, Ramat Hasharon and Sderot and Ofakim. Their blessing is my blessing. Their curse is my curse. Their mountain is my mountain.

 

The blessing and curse are not only for those that are here, Moshe tells us on that last day of his life. He tells us "Hayom"- Today that it's an eternal covenant. It's for those that not only stand here today, but those that aren't here. Those that not only haven't been born yet, but those that have passed; those that have been taken. Those who sit up in shamayim looking down at their loved ones that may be feeling that they are on the Mountain of curse, while they are next to Hashem davening for them. They are looking down on us on the other mountain answering Amen and taking responsibility for our brothers and sisters. Not just having them in thoughts in our prayers. But fundamentally understanding that our prayers for them are our own prayers. That they are us and we are them. That "one man with one heart" is really who we are. That Reb Aryeh Levine's famous story when he came to the doctor with his wife for her visit and told him that "our foot hurts" isn't just a sentiment that we should have with our wives, but one that we have with every single yid. With the ones that look and dress like us and daven with us, and the ones that almost seem unrecognizable to us. That are perhaps so far and distant from us spiritually, religiously, politically, but are still so close because of that special united neshoma that we share. Because of the immense love and covenant has and made with all of us.

 

That although the distance seems to be a sea apart, or the distance between heaven and earth between us and what our values are.

Lo rechoka hi- they are not far from us.

Ki karov ha'davar eleicha me'od- it's very close, they're very close.  

Bi'ficah u'bilvavcha la'asoso- in our mouths, in our prayers, in our shuls and in our hearts to do it. For us to say "na'aseh v'nishma"  not just to the revelation of Hashem, but to and for our fellow brothers and sisters as well.

 

I believe- Ani Ma'min, that the redemption is imminent. That this year we will experience Mashiach. I can't really imagine it otherwise. I don't think I can handle another year like this. I don't even know I can handle another day. I certainly don't understand how Hashem, whose love and caring and pain for us is so much greater than anything than I can ever imagine, can bear to see this go on any longer. I believe He is, as well no longer in shamayim, on Mt. Sina,i in galus, in the wilderness, looking down upon us from heaven, but is in fact already in Eretz Yisrael standing on those mountains of bracha and klala with us answering amen. Watching us unite and commit to one another. His shechina residing, the eradication of evil and His light shining out to the world is dependent on that Amen being heartfelt. On us truly being focused on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur this year on one thing, one prayer, as one nation. The prayer is that we merit to reveal that covenant we made when we first came into the land. The covenant of Ha'Yom- of today. The bris that allows to recognize that all of history since that time has brought us to this moment, to this year, when the Shechina will finally be revealed. When the Bais Ha'Mikdash will finally be rebuilt. That this year, 5786 years from Creation, will be the year that all of the curses finally end and the era of only blessing begins.

 

The Chasidic masters tell us that this Shabbos, which heralds in the upcoming month of Tishrei is the only month in which we do not bless the new month. Hashem Himself is the Shaliach Tzibbur- He is our messenger to bless the month. Yet the Baal Ha'Tanya tells us that the blessing of the month that Hashem blesses us with is dependent on the Torah reading, that we read this Shabbos. Atem Nitzavim Hayom- We are all standing together today. We all answer amen together to that bracha Hashem is giving us. May that bracha of the new month of the new year that He will grant us and lead us in for a month of long life, of blessing, of goodness, of fear of Hashem and sin, of love of Torah, of parnassa, of health, of chilutz atzamot- in it's most literal as well as most spiritual sense, of prosperity. We should be blessed with a month that has no more shame, no more degradation, humiliation. A month of love, of peace and of nechama, of consolation for all those mourning. For all us mourning. That we truly understand that we are chaverim kol Yisrael- we are friends and we are mechubar- we are connected and we are one. And that we merit the Geula Kerova- vi'nomar Amen

 

Have an amazing last Shabbos of the year and a sweet new year,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Emess kehn mir nohr finnen in der sidder."-, The truth can only be found in the prayer book.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

2. A site in Israel that was declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site for its contribution to

the prehistoric development of man, is located on the slopes of Mount _____


What is the origin of the name Beersheba?

A. The seven wells from the time of Abraham found in the city

B. The convergence of the Be'er Sheva River and the Hebron River at the

entrance to the city

C. The Oath of Abraham and the King of Gerar

D. The location of a well around which an alliance was made between the

seven tribes that ruled the area


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneshama-lach    –I'm very excited!! In honor of Rosh Chodesh Elul and Selichos I share with you my latest composition (the first one in over a year!!) the beautiful Ha'Neshoma Lach arranged and sung by Dovid Lowy- this song is the perfect song to get into the Elul mode


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/hashem-melech-r-ephraim-fina   – Composed a few years ago. This is my song of Redemption. It's seeing the yeshuah with our own eyes and singing and dancing that Hashem's Kingship reigns forever. May we sing it together this year!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOURVu-So_A&list=RDtOURVu-So_A&start_radio=1  – What an amazing collaboration between Eitan Katz and Ohad on this beautiful new song Keser from Kedusha- the song of the angels.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh6XC3b9snY&list=RDhh6XC3b9snY&start_radio=1    – This song is not only just beautiful and cool in of itself, but even in who sings it. It's YC Shwekey and Itzik Kempeh- the brothers of the bigger singers… Gorgeous…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW2InQDfs24&list=RDFW2InQDfs24&start_radio=1  – A thought provoking Ochila La'Kel video through the generations… Wow AI…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Daniel's Exile interpretation, the Idolatrous dream - 583 BC – Our last column of the year is the vision of our long Exile that was given in a dream to Nevuchadnezzar. It is the length and breadth of our history until today. It captures all that we've been threw and perhaps even the secret of when we will be returned. Daniel, faced with death davened to Hashem to reveal this to him and he in turns share the interpretation with Nevuchadnezzar first telling him that it is only him who is the leader of the free world down here, that is able to possess this truth.


To recap the dream, it was basically of the dream of an idol that had a golden head, a chest and arms made out of silver, a belly and thighs of copper and ankles of iron. The soles of the feet though strangely enough had one of iron and one of earthenware. The idol stood on a large pillar until a stone popped off and knocked down the entire statue from the bottom and it all disintegrated into thin air.


The interpretation Daniel gives is that Nevuchadnezzar and Babylon are the head of the idol. They are the first to destroy the Temple and to exile us. They set the gold standard of our persecution. After them there will be a kingdom not as cool. They are the silver standard and they are the chest and two arms, because they will be divided by two kingdoms. They are, as we know Persia and Medea. Hello Iran and Purim. The third Kingdom is long and hard. It's tough. It's the copper belly and thighs. It's the center. It's the exile that we experience when we are in Eretz Yisrael of Greece.  It is copper like a snake, because it seeks to turn us away from Hashem. The fourth one is the final one. It is the legs of Iron that connect to those thighs because they are an outgrowth of Greece. It is the kingdom of Edom/ of Rome, the galus that we are in until today. The bottom of those feet though are copper and Iron. They begin to collapse. One new civilization of oppressors replaces another. There will be ten of them. According to our modern day sages America is the last stop. It is where it all ends. But ultimately, they will all crumble. They fall apart. The kingdom of Hashem will reign. We will be redeemed.


Nevuchadnezzar bows to Daniel upon hearing these words of truth. He sees Hashem in him and wishes to honor him. But Daniel just as Yosef his ancestor refuses. Only Hashem gets honor. He is only a faithful servant. And thus the exile begins, the long journey that we are on.


What is the message for us today? Perhaps it's time as Daniel we fearlessly told that message to the world. Christianity will fall. It's false. There is only one King. There is only one nation that possesses the truth. Evil can and will be eradicated, when we we stand up and fearlessly declare that Kingship. May Hashem give us the strength this year to finally realize that.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE CURSED JOKES OF THE WEEK


There was once a prince who had been cursed by a witch. the curse was that he could only say one word each year. Well one day, by the stream, he meets a beautiful princess. he decides that he loves her, and doesn't speak for 3 years so that he can save up the words to tell her " I love you".

then, after the 3 years are up, he realizes that he wants to marry her so he stays silent for another 4 years, so he can ask " will you marry me?"

The day finally comes. he's so excited, and he's kneeling by the fountain with a smile on his face.

He looks up at the princess and says, "I love you. will you marry me?

There was silence for a second, before she responds "sorry what was that?"

 

An 80-year-old man is out by a pond one day when a frog jumps onto a lily pad nearby. “Excuse me sir,” says the frog, “I know I may appear to be just a frog, but I’m actually a beautiful princess. A witch has placed a curse on me to keep me in this form. The only thing that can break this curse is a kiss. Sir, if you kiss me and break this curse, I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and cater to your every will and desire every day and night. So what do you say?”

The 80 year old man thinks for moment then picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket and continues on his walk.

Didn’t you hear me?”, says the frog, “I said if you kiss me I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and give you every thing you want all day and night.”

“Eh”, says the man, “I’m 80 years old. At this point I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”

 

Berel goes to see a great Kabbalist and says, "Can you lift a curse that a Rabbi and two witnesses put on me years ago?"

“Maybe," says the Mekubal, "Can you remember the exact words of the curse?"

Berel replies, "Mekudeshes Mekudeshes Mekudeshes- (I pronounce you man and wife)."

 


Being an Amputee is a blessing and a curse...On one hand, I have fingers. On the other hand, I don’t.


Apathy is a curse. But I really can't care enough to do anything about it


What do you call a pain reliever that makes you curse? I be profane.


A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"


I think my fuse box has a curse on it. Must have been the Mains Witch


Me: I don't curse

Friend: You promise?

Me: I swear.


Two priests were playing golf .Father Bob hit his ball into the woods on his first swing, "Darn it! That totally missed!" he cursed.

"You shouldn't curse Father Bob!" said Father Michael "Or god might punish you!"

Father Bob apologized and they went on playing.

On his next swing, Father Bob hit his ball into the sand pit. "Bloody Heck! That totally missed!" he cursed again.

Again, Father Michael warned, "Do not utter such words Father Bob, lest god punishes you for it!"

Father Bob apologized again and they continued playing.

On his third swing, Father Bob hit his ball into the pond. "Freakin G-d That totally missed!" cursed Father Bob once again.

Before Father Michael could say anything, a ominous dark cloud suddenly gathered out of the blue sky and a vicious lightning came down and stroke Father Michael, killing him instantly.

Father Bob was completely stunned, before he could understand what was happening in front of him, he heard a thunderous deep voice coming from the sky - "Gosh Darn it!! That totally missed!"


Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...

Today, it's called golf.

 

Guy was your typical arrogant Israeli suave looking passenger and he sat down next to a pretty woman next to him for their long flight to America. He turned to her and said "Hey did the arilines charge you extra to sit next to such a handsome man?"

She took one look at him and said "yeah… but I didn't want to pay…"

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The answer to this week”s question is C-  Ok! I'm liking this exam already! Two weeks in a row and got them both right. Mt. Carmel is most famous of course for Eliyahu Ha'Navi and the prophets of the Baal story and sacrifice. (Only other place and timem when it was permitted for us to bring sacrifice outside of the Temple!), yet from an archeological perspective they discovered remains of Cave men and prehistoric man, whatever that means, there. Thus it became a UNESCO recognized site. Beer Sheva question was a bit tricky as Avraham did make the 7 wells there and the word Sheva does mean seven, however the pasuk tells us it was after the deal he made with the KING OF GAZA! Avimelech that it thus called Beer Sheva and the word Sheva is from the word oath. It seems making treaties with Gaza- which the commentaries and midrash blames Avraham for doing and was a bad thing that we still suffer from until today, was the more memorable part of the name. So two weeks and the score is Rabbi Schwartz 2 and Ministry of Tourism 0 on this exam so far..