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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Hero Sandwich- Shabbos Hagadol/ Pesach 2021 5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

March 26th 2021 -Volume 11 Issue 24 13th Nissan 5781

 

Pesach

 

Hero Sandwiches

So, I haven't really been home much in the past for this Pesach cleaning thing that Jews do. As much as it pains me not to be there and take part in these exciting preparations for Pesach-what I could I do? There were always tourists that were in town and they desperately needed and deserved to have me as their tour guide to inspire them about our holy land and explain to them how nice having only one seder was. How much better it was to be living here and how incredible it would be if they and their children could experience the holiness and glory of Hashem's favorite country all year round. Sure, other guides could do that as well, but some guides are a little nervous to make those type of bold statements. They don't want to offend people or make them question the authenticity of their Jewish experience and lifestyles that they have created for themselves in the Diaspora. I, on the other hand, live for those moments. I tell it like it is. It's an important job and gift Hashem has given me by blessing us with living here and having this great job and I don't want to let Him down. Also I'm really not the greatest cleaner…

Yet this year, being tour-less, I've been home for Pesach cleaning and let me tell you something it ain't easy. Do people really do this every year?  I mean here I am, trying to do some work on my computer, writing my E-Mail, my next upcoming Mishpacha article, even learning a bit and preparing for the Seder and I'm constantly being asked to switch seats.

"Can you get off the dining room table- now we're doing the chairs" So I move to the couch. "Can you get off the couch, we need to clean inside the cushions". So I move to my office.

"Can you get out of the office now we need to clean it". I mean this is rough. All this moving from room to room, from couch to couch, from table to table. I even had to walk up and down the stairs a few times to get my sefarim from the living room where I was not able to learn because of the noise from the vacuum cleaners. My shoes got wet from some sponja water that someone spilled while cleaning. It's really tiring all this moving around not to mention watching all these people cleaning around me. How do people do this?  I want my tourists back…

Now what I find fascinating about all of this is that after what seems like a month long spring cleaning on steroids, followed by non-stop cooking, shopping and toiveling, followed by more shopping and toiveling again and again and then more cleaning and cooking, we are meant to arrive at our Pesach seder, relaxed, chilled like kings relaxing on a couch, all inspired to tell our children the story of Pesach, listen to their divrey Torah and of course all with a smile, patience and love. I can barely keep my eyes open now, fuggedabout my poor wife who hasn't slept in who knows how long; writing list after list in this non-stop preparation. I mean who came up with this holiday anyways?

Oh yeah… it was Hashem. Hmmm… I guess if that's the case then it's probably worthwhile to take a second to appreciate how and what these seemingly contradictory holiday demands of us are all about.  On one hand we work and slave furiously, on the other hand we are relaxed and laying back on the couch. It is the matza and the maror together. It our freedom spiced up with the flavor of maror. It has a little charoses flavor which represents the bricks we made, but yet counterintuitively they are flavored to taste kind of sweet. And in the times of the Beit Hamikdash, when Hashem's glory was resting in the place it was meant to, we would eat all of these incredible and distinct contradictory flavors as part of a sandwich called Korech with a nice big slab of roasted Korban Pesach lamb chops in the middle. Welcome to the sandwich of Hillel; the pre-feast hors d'oeuvres we are meant to eat right before our meal in middle of the Seder.

Korech really got the short straw by the Seder in my opinion. See, by that time in the Seder all of the haggada torah has been said already. We left Egypt, we relived the persecution, the babies in the Nile, the plagues. The kids have said their Ma Nishtanas, hid the Afikoman, sung their Dayeinus and half of Hallel. They've shared all their insights and asked all of their questions. We have already downed two cups of wine, eaten our karpas, lots of Matza and Maror. Shulchan Orech is right around the corner… finally! Chatzos is rapidly approaching (if it hasn't past yet and you did the conditional afikoman shtick). But wait… we're not there yet. We have to pause and eat the korech sandwich. We have to take more Matza, more Maror this time we need to put them together and then mention that this is what Hillel did in the Temple. Shkoyachh…. Can't this wait till after we eat a meal. The brisket is calling to me.

I mean we already ate Matza, we ate Maror. We don't have a Korban Pesach anymore today anyways. What's the point? This is a question nobody really asks because everyone is pretty "torah'ed out" by this time. Anybody that risks stopping the seder at this point for more pesach Seder Torah by my seder risks having that horseradish root sitting on the Seder plate stuffed in their mouth by multiple people sitting at the table, the one sitting at the head not being the last of them. But it's before Pesach still. It's still safe to ask the question. So let's do so.

This Shabbos is called Shabbos Hagadol when we are meant to remember and recall the miracle that took place on that first Shabbos which was the 10th of Nissan. It was a few days before our exodus when Hashem told us to take a lamb-which was the Egyptian idolatry-and prepare it for slaughtering. The commentaries of the Shulchan Aruch note that a great miracle took place in that the Egyptians did not respond to this affront to their belief system. Yet the Bach notes that there is something strange about this. Seemingly, he asks, the Jews were always eating meat. We were never vegetarians. The Egyptians knew this all along. Even back in the days of Yosef, the viceroy of Pharaoh, the torah tells us that the Jews would eat their meat, just separate from the Egyptians. This was different though. Here something else was going on.

In the words of the Bach that what took place here was that the Jews told the Egyptians specifically that we are slaughtering their God down in this world and in doing so Hashem will respond and slaughter their God- or guardian angel at least-in the upper worlds. The Pesach offering represents our making that first move to our redemption. It's our cleaning house. It's getting rid of the foreign influence and shmutz and understanding that when we do that Hashem will respond with the greatest of miracles and redeem us.

It's interesting thing this Korban Pesach we are meant to be eating. It's different than any other sacrifice. The Talmud tells us a story of a year during the Temple years when just like this year Erev Pesach fell out on Shabbos. It seems that there was a lot of confusion about what should be done that particular year. The Halacha is that sacrifices that are a communal offering, like the daily Tamid and the Sabbath and holiday offerings, are brought on the Shabbos-despite the fact that obviously lighting a fire and cooking is generally prohibited. At the same time though, personal sacrifices like sin, vows, or thanksgiving offerings could only be brought on a weekday. What is the status of the Korban Pesach, was the question? On the one hand unlike the communal sacrifices which were purchased with the community contributed funds this was paid for by each person individually. As well each family selected who would join them, it wasn't the priests of Hashem. It was each one of us. Yet, at the same time though it was certainly a holiday sacrifice that the entire Jewish people were commanded to bring. Hmmm… what to do?

Along comes Hillel and solves the problem. He recalls from his Rabbis that it in fact was brought on a Shabbos. And thus the Korban Pesach that year was saved. The story gets better though. For the question then became how to transport the knife for the slaughtering on Shabbos. Was one permitted to carry it? Here, Hillel himself seemed to have divinely forgotten the law. He attributed it to the fact that he had perhaps spoken so assuredly and expressed, what some might consider, some pride in being the one that remembered the law. Yet, he saw some Jews coming to Jerusalem and they had placed their slaughtering knives in the wool or horns of the sheep and goat they were bringing and he exclaimed

"If the children of Israel aren't prophets they are the children of prophets, for this is the law as I remember"

Do you know what the pinnacle of our Pesach Seder is? After we have recited it all and left Egypt. We've sung, we've been redeemed and we've eaten our matza and our bitter herbs. We are left with one last thing to do before we eat our meal and conclude our Seder. We need to eat that sandwich of Hillel. We need to remember that there was a temple and in that Temple the entire Jewish people and their individual sacrifices that we brought are all considered communal sacrifices. Just as a prophet does not prophesize for himself as he represents the entire Jewish people, so each Jew and each service we each do; all of our maror, all of our trials and tribulations which may seem like they are personal, they are really all part of the sandwich of a communal sacrifice of a Korban Pesach.

As well, that Pesach sacrifice is to be sandwiched by the matza- that unleavened bread that is not left alone for a second. It's worked and worked and worked, like our houses and cleaning. There's no time that it's not busy. All of our work and efforts that we each do are as well part of that communal sacrifice. We sprinkle that charosess on that sandwich and remember those bricks we built back in Egypt and as we chew down while leaning like kings we are transported to the bricks of the Beit Hamikdash we are building. We remember Hillel's lesson and teaching. We remember that Erev Pesach that fell out on Shabbos when he revealed that even the Torah of the simplest Jew carrying his knife on a sheep has a Torah to teach that and a prophecy for the entire Jewish nation.

Pesach is the holiday that remembers the miracles Hashem preformed for us as we became his nation. But the prelude to that great Exodus that we recite to our children is the miracle that the Jewish people preformed first. Despite two centuries of exile, slavery and assimilation, miraculously as a nation we found the strength and fortitude to step up and  heed Hashem's command and slaughter those sheep. We had suffered, we had lost children, family members, we had been tortured and abused like no other nation. We had every right to give up and throw in the towel. And yet we didn't. We stood up bravely, like no other nation ever would and put that blood on our doorposts and told the Egyptians that their Gods were doomed. Hashem would finish them up because we as a nation, each Jew will eat that Pesach sacrifice down here below and understands that every action we do is not independent. It is an entire eternal community. My personal little backyard BBQ Korban Pesach is as important and as precious as the daily sacrifice that was brought in the Temple for the entire nation. The Egyptians saw this and they didn't have anything to say. We created that shining light of faith and when confronted with the power of our nation's audacious declaration they were speechless. And thus the original hero sandwich was born.

Unlike last year this Pesach many of us will be back again with our families Baruch Hashem. The entire story of the plagues of Egypt lasted about a year and we have endured a year of the plague ourselves. However unlike back then when only the Egyptians were plagued,  "Makkas Covid" has struck us as well. There is almost no home that doesn't know or have someone that wasn't killed by this plague. There was no one who's life hasn't been struck and made to suffer in some capacity as a result of it. Yet unlike the Egyptians we recognize that all that Maror is really part of our redemption. We recognize that the bread of our affliction is really just the sandwich that wraps our community together. That brought us all closer together. That joined us in one long hero sandwich that reminds us of the Temple that is being built by every mitzva we do, every statement of faith we make, every spark of holiness we reveal. Making that great Hillel Hero sandwich may have been tiring and exhausting. But we have finally reached that point in our Seder when we can eat it. We can be kings and truly free.

Here in Israel the most popular sandwich to order is a me'urav yerushalmi- A Jerusalem Mix. May this year Pesach, this coming Shabbos all of you join me in Yerushalayim in the Temple for that Hero sandwich that will no longer be just a memory of Hillel, but the tasty dessert we've waited 2000 years to partake in.

Have a Chag Kasher V'Samayach,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Gebroteneh teibelech flien nit in moil arein." Roasted teibelech  (?? I think it means crackers- I know what teiglech are anyone know what teibelech are? ) don't just fly in your mouth "

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

A quarter that did not exist in Acre during the Crusader period:

a) Franciscan

b) Pisan

c) Hospitallers

d) Venetian

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/PrCK7zLj2U0    THE SCHWARTZ FAMILY PESACH STORY- With my great Vayosha song- Rabbi Schwartz b'pijama in middle of the night!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQON0ipv6iI   - Six-13 Pirate Pesach cute!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3KBEESu05Y    - Fantastic musical Seder in Jerusalem with Mayor Lion-must see…

 

https://youtu.be/Vtb7rmvx4po - Heart wrenching and beautiful Eli Levin Afikomen song in memory of young engaged couple that died and the organization to make shidduchim for people in their memory

 

https://youtu.be/7GpXZ5R7JDQ- Rabbi Klatzkow's beautiful meaningful new song The four sons sung by his son Luzy

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Together – Vayikra- Traditionally this Shabbos, before Pesach is known as Shabbas HaGadol. According to the Tur Shulchan Aruch the reason it is called this is to commemorate the great miracle that took place on the 10th of Nissan. Four days before Erev Pesach the Jews were commanded to take a sheep and tie it to their bedposts in order to prepare it and make sure it would be blemish free in order for it to be ready for the Pesach offering. The sheep was worshipped by the Egyptians and in fact the lunar month of Nissan is the astrological sign of Airies- the ram, meaning it was in full force. Seemingly this would offend the Egyptians, as much as the burning of a cross would a Christian or a Koran of a Muslim or the burning of an American Flag would for most Americans- at least Republicans and their response should have been brutal and violent. Yet according to the Midrash "their mouths were sealed" and they didn't say anything. The Jews left Egypt on the 15th of Nissan which was on Thursday and thus this miracle and act took place 5 days prior on Shabbos the 10th of Nissan. And thus it is called Shabbat HaGadol to commemorate that miracle.

 

Not it would seem that this year more than any year there should be a question that stands out which is that we are already 4 days past the 10th of Nissan. Why are we commemorating this miracle on Shabbos? We never commemorate things on the day of the week that it fell out. We commemorate it on the day of the calendar month. To paraphrase the Haggada- Why is this miracle commemoration different than all other commemorations of the year?

 

The Bach answers the question with another question, he notes that in fact seemingly there was another huuuge miracle that took place on the 10th of Nissan that took place 40 years after we left Egypt. That miracle was the splitting of the Jordan River by Yehoshua when we entered the land of Israel. Our Rabbis tell us that all of the fancy shmancy miracles that took place when Moshe split the Red Sea took place here as well. Each tribe had its own channel to walk through, the there   This is a pretty big miracle as well and seemingly it should be commemorated. However, the Bach tells us that it is precisely because this miracle took place on the 10th of Nissan that we do not celebrate Shabbos HaGadol on that day. We don't want to confuse the importance of our commemoration of the miracle of the taking of the pesach lamb. The question is why not? What's wrong with doing it on the 10th of Nissan and remembering this huge miracle as well. It seems that we specifically do not want to remember this miracle. Have you ever heard of a miracle that we don't want to commemorate?

 

I heard an incredible answer from my Rebbi that really reveals much of the essence of our Pesach Seder; what we are meant to remember and celebrate and what we have yet to celebrate and commemorate. By our Seder we conclude our Dayeinu song with Hashem giving us the Bais HaBechira-His holy temple in Jerusalem. The blessing we make on our 2nd cup of wine before we begin the eating part of Seder we have been waiting for also concludes with the prayer that we return to our sacrifice in the Temple. Even when we left Egypt and the splitting of the sea it was all about receiving the Torah on Sinai and ultimately as we sang in Az Yashir to return to Eret Yisrael and build the Temple. It's all about the ultimate goal of establishing a Home for Hashem here on this earth.  That is what we recognize and remember when we leave Egypt; what was the purpose of it all.

 

When Yehoshua split the sea for us to come into Israel there were tremendous miracles. This was it. We have arrived. The Jews are home, the promise of our ancestors had been fulfilled. There's a danger however of being so excited about coming to Israel and those miracles in its establishment that one forgets that the job is not yet over. This was never about having a "Jewish State" in our ancestral heritage where we would not be persecuted. We establish holidays and commemorations when we began the process of our slaughtering the lamb, when we left Egypt. Back then we sang about the Temple we will build. But the miracles of entering the land… that's just still on the road to getting there. That's like the miraculous wars and miracles Hashem perfomed for us along the way 40 years in the wilderness. We don’t commemorate them. They're just part of the journey that we are still waiting to conclude. We therefore make sure not to commemorate the miracle of the 10th of Nissan. We don't want people to get confused and think we are establishing a Yom Ha'Atzmaut of sorts for the crossing into the Jordan and our arrival into Eretz Yisrael. Holidays like that fool us into thinking our job is done. Pesach is all about remembering that we still have not drunk that 5th cup yet. We still are in middle of the journey. We are meant to still be inspired to come home and join together here and build that Beis Hamikdash. That is that haftorah we read about Eliyahu Hanavi and the Yom Ha'Gadol. That great day that we are waiting for that we started on that original Shabbat Ha'Gadol. May we hear that Shofar blast this year.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

(In honor of Shabbos HaGadol we will pause our chronology and remember the miracle of the 10th of Nissan of Yehoshua and Jews crossing into Israel)

 

Crossing the Yarden 1272 BC Although he did not have as good of a PR agent as Moshe did, the crossing of the Jordan River by the Jewish people led by Yehoshua was just as miraculous. In some ways perhaps even more so. The Torah tells us that unlike by the Red Sea when the Jews were nervous and frightened, by the Jordan river they seemed to have kicked the fear of raging waters and went right in. Now when I cross the Jordan river- generally in the North of Israel I have to be point out to my tourists a few things. Number one, this is not where the Jews crossed. They crossed on the southern Jordan, across from Yericho above the Dead Sea. We can’t cross that today because the other side is Jordan. The second thing I point out, is that the Jordan was certainly much larger than today. For today it really is not much more than a creek. But it still is a cool chavaya to “cross the Jordan” which I do by the Golan near Gesher Arik or Gesher Bnot Yaakov.

 As well the crossing of the Jordan in the times of Yehoshua entailed taking 12 rocks and building an altar/ memorial from them of the crossing. These rocks the Midrash tells us were ultimately taken up to Gilgal where it was built and then perhaps taken down again and re-erected and plastered over by Mt. Eival when they had the blessings and curses, but we’ll get to that later. Today throughout the area of the Jordan Valley there are a few sites where they found circular manmade rock formations that can be associated with Gilgal, a word that means round, although the Torah tells us a different reason it’s called that. The closest one to the Yericho crossing is near Moshav Argaman.

 Finally the Torah tells us that unlike the Red Sea crossing here the Kohanim and the Ark stayed on the other side and came last and then they flew over in the midrash version, carrying those that were carrying it. One can imagine the excitement of the nation finally realizing they have entered the land, but oh no, the Ark is on the other side, the Kohanim are still there, the water closed up and then poof it flies over their head to the other side. Hollywood couldn’t do it better. And this is the story I like to tell my tourists when we stand by Kasr El Yahud right by the Jordan river as we overlook the place of the crossing. I also tell them to look in the water to see if they can see the 12 replacement stones that Yehoshua put in the Jordan river instead. No one has found them yet. But the Torah tells us that they are still there. So keep looking!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SANDWICH JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 What do my life and my sandwich have in common? They both fall apart right in front of my eyes

 Why should you ask an anti-masker to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Because they are a super spreader!

 Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache...I guess I’m black toast intolerant.

 What do Israeli politicians, conspiracy theorists, mainstream media and sandwiches have in common? They're all full of baloney.

 I’ve just been out to the local Israeli cafe to buy 25 sandwiches for all my colleagues in the office. I kept them all in separate bags though - didn’t want to put all my Greggs in the same basket

Berel bumped into Shmerel in the deli and asked what he was doing there. Shmerel said  I love sandwiches!

Berel said: “Me too. By the way, I heard you just bought a horse! What did you name it?”

Shmerel answered “Mayo.”

Mayo? Why Mayo?”

 Because he neighs.”

 Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the sandwich dressing!

Why don't sandwiches like warm weather? Things get Toasty!

 Where do you get an Indian Sandwich? At the New Delhi.

What do you eat at the beach? A Sand-wich. 

What did the fisherman catch when he used peanut butter as bait? A jellyfish. 

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" 

Do you want a salad with that Sandwich? Veggies!! That's what my food eats!

I didn’t feel like cooking tonight, so I made a sandwich for dinner

It wasn’t so much as a sandwich as much as it was just bread.
I guess more just grain.
Fermented grain.
Distilled, fermented grain.
I had whisky for dinner tonight.

What did the sandwich say to the doorman? Lettuce in 

Here is why you should never trust a sandwich. They are full of baloney 

Yankel boards a bus with a sandwich in his hand. The bus driver says: "Hey, this ain't a restaurant,!"
He replies: "I know. That's why I brought my own food."

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Answer is A – This one was fairly easy as well. I certainly visit Akko a lot and it's one of my favorite places to tour. And although I prefer the Jewish Akko stories rather than the Crusader ones. I know enough about the Hospatilers that lived there and I remember the Venician and Pisan quarters that divided the city. The Franciscans which were not even founded until the end of the Crusader period just didn't fit in. And I was of course correct so back in the game  And the score is now 15 for Rabbi Schwartz and 5 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

 

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