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Look Who's Talking- Parshat Balak 5781/ 2021

 

Insights and Inspiration

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Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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June 25th 2021 -Volume 11 Issue 37 16th Tamuz 5781

Parshat Balak

Look Who's Talking

  Few things in our lives are more routine and habitual than leaving the house in the morning, getting into the car and heading for work. So ingrained in us is this daily ritual, it requires virtually no thought or concentration. This familiar early-morning scene is the setting for a striking point made by Rabbi Yissocher Frand, a world renowned lecturer (and a native Seattleite to boot): You’ve gotten settled in the car one fine morning and have just inserted the key into the ignition; today however, the car does not start. In frustration, you try again, this time more forcefully. Still with no luck, you pound on the dashboard, imploring the engine to turn over as it always has. And then the car begins to talk back to you, wondering aloud why you’re taking out your frustrations on it. How do you suppose you might react?

 Never having been in the situation, I can’t be certain, but I imagine the typical reaction would range anywhere from utter shock and disbelief to the immediate scheduling of a psychiatric evaluation. After all- that just doesn’t happen; cars simply aren’t supposed to talk. One reaction that seems unthinkable (if not a bit amusing) would be to calmly reply to the verbose vehicle and engage it in conversation, even in an argument.

 We chuckle at the thought, and yet this very scenario plays itself in this week's Torah portion, Parshat Balak. Bilaam, prophet of the Nations mounted his donkey on an ill-fated mission to curse the Jewish people. Upon his hitting the animal in an attempt to move it along, the donkey begins talking to Bilaam. Animal linguists are not common in the Torah, and this was obviously a highly unusual occurrence; if ever someone was intended to get a message from something, it was Bilaam from his talking donkey. Yet Bilaam seems to take this strange turn of events pretty much in stride. He actually begins talking back to his donkey, and the conversation continues for a bit. “What was he thinking?” we exclaim. “Didn’t he realize Hashem was trying to tell him something?”

 Well, Bilaam may have missed the message, but in the process he imparted another one to us. When we are driven to prove a point, too often nothing in the world can stand in our way- not logic, proof or even a talking donkey. Bilaam had made up his mind to curse the Jewish nation (a bad decision, incidentally) and he was no longer open to suggestions or messages. It may sound absurd from a distance, but after closer analysis and introspection, I think it becomes less absurd and more telling. Once wrapped up in being right, ego becomes an all-consuming force, pushing us blindly ahead and trampling logic, reason and truth in the process.

 So what was the message Bilaam missed? As we noted earlier, animals do not talk with any regularity, and the Torah is hardly replete with such events. If God indeed opened the mouth of Bilaam’s donkey and allowed it to address its owner, there was clearly something significant being expressed. I believe the message he was sharing was, that as much as we may try to ignore the fact, we aren’t actually all that different than animals.

  The Kuzari, a classic medieval work of Jewish philosophy and thought identifies four basic levels of existence: the inanimate object (your average, everyday rock), things that grow (i.e. flowers, grass), the animal kingdom and mankind. Perched atop this pyramid of creation, it is tempting to look down and count the many ways in which we feel superior to those just below. Before getting carried away however, it’s worth reading a bit further in the Kuzari’s words to the part where he describes what it is that defines our advantage. The primary gift we have above and beyond animals, birds and fish is (drum roll, please) speech. We can talk and they can’t. In fact, this fourth level of existence is referred to as Medabrim, those that speak. When Onkelos (an ancient Aramaic translation and commentary on the Torah) defines the words back in Beiereishis “And He blew into them the spirit of life,” he says “and He made them speaking beings.”

Apparently, speech is no mere talent or human trick; it is the very gift that defines our existence. Take away that gift and we begin a slippery descent down that hierarchy of levels. Next stop: the Animal Kingdom. And suddenly, the episode of the talking donkey is so profound. After all, where was Bilaam heading at the time? To curse the Jews and thereby utilize his God-given gift of speech for all the wrong purposes. Before this is allowed to happen, Bilaam’s donkey turns to him and essentially makes the point,

 “Look what you’re about to become! As a human being your inherent advantage over us animals is the ability to speak. By violating and defiling that ability, you will become exactly this- a talking animal!”

 If our potential greatness as people is defined through our capacity for speech, then our very humanity is on the line every time we utter a sentence. Quite a challenge, but also quite an opportunity. Speech can be corrupted in so many ways, causing us to lose our footing at the top of that pyramid of creation. At the same time, perhaps nothing else has more potential to cement our position there.

  Maybe the donkey is trying to tell us something after all.

 Have a splendid Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" An aizel derkent men bei di langeh oi’eren, a nar bei der longer tsung." You can recognize a donkey by his long ears, a fool by his long tongue.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

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34) The “Rachel Passage” is located in:

A) In the Binyamin region near Rachel’s Tomb in Binyamin

B) Ein Keshatot (Umm el-Kanatir)

C) South of Jerusalem

D) At the entrance to the Jericho area

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 https://youtu.be/N1ktGUhRnQc    Gadi and Shmuel Fuchs amazing Father/Son composition- Sheyibaneh nothing like watching a father and son bonding like this.

https://youtu.be/Oe8KEB_H67A   Hatzala Vounteers gather in Meron to sing in memory of the fallen K'Rachem Av by Shraga Gestetner who died in the Meron tragedy.

 

https://youtu.be/R60IB1fng2A    - Four short stories of the Lubavitcher Rebbi for his Yartzeit last week. Wow!

 https://mishpacha.com/sanhedrin-stopovers/ - For those that missed my first Part I of Mishpacha article on Shvil Hasanhedrin or even if you did read we've got 5 new videos posted here that you have to check out besides the ones above of the newest article. Enjoy and tour Eretz Yisrael vicariously with these videos!

 

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Longing Homes and Synagogues – Parshat Balak- I'm in America this past week, and Eretz Yisrael is wearing off of me an I'm homesick. Yet there is a someplace even here in Chutz La'Aretz that is a close second to EY and that is our shuls and Study halls. In this week's Torah portion in perhaps the most quoted blessing of Bila'am we find him failing time and again to curse us and the final blow is when he sees the Jewish peoples tents. He exclaims.

 Ma Tovu Ohalecha Ya'akov Mishkenosecha Yisrael- How good are the tents of Yaakov and the dwelling places of Yisrael.

 There is a hekesh- a connection if you will between our tents and our study halls. The tents where we live are after Yaakov and the place where the Divine presence resides- our shuls and study halls are named after Yisrael. Yaakov was the man who stayed in his tent. It is the name of father of the Jewish people and it connotes the foundational name of our family. Yisrael is more national. It represents Yaakov having uplifted the world. It is the residing with Hashem. Bila'am sees both of them and he praises them. And he realizes that he cannot curse us. It is then that he forsees and prophesises about Mashiach. He tells us how we will conquer our enemies and a star will rise up from Yaakov.

 This entire Parsha takes place in Galus. We are in the Midbar, yet our sages tell us that when Mashiach comes our shuls and study halls will as well come to Eretz Yisrael. For they are like mini-Israels in Chutz La'aretz. Perhaps even more remarkable is that Reb Levi Yizchak of Berditchev writes that if this is true for our shuls and study halls where we fulfill rabbinical mitzvos of prayer, then it is certainly true that the Jewish homes of Yaakov will as well come to Israel. For our homes have mezuzos, we give charity, we welcome guests, we fulfill many biblical commandments.

These homes and shuls are waiting the redemption as much as we are. Perhaps even more so. It is perhaps this that amazed Bila'am so much. Not only are the Jewish people waiting for Mashiach. Waiting to uplift the world and come to Eretz Yisrael. But our tents and our shuls also sing ani maamin. Also await the Geula. When he sees this he realizes how truly blessed we are. He know that there is no way to stop us from realizing our dream. What a nation we are that our tents as well share our dreams of moving to Eretz Yisrael.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE DONKEY JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ? A: A wonkey donkey 

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and a bad eye ? A: A winkey wonkey donkey

What do you call a baby donkey? A burrito.

What do you call a frightened baby donkey? A chicken burrito.

What does a donkey do when you tell him a joke? He-ha’s.

What did the donkey do when he got cut-off? Hee-Hawnked.

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road? He saw what happened with the zebra… OYYY

 There was a young man named Yankel who bought a donkey from old farmer Farouk for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When Farouk drove up the next day he says, 'I am sorry but I have some bad news - the donkey is on my truck but he be dead.'

Yankel replies, 'Well then, just give me my money back.'
'Can't do that,
' says the farmer, 'I went out and spent it already.'

Yankel sighs, 'OK just unload the donkey anyway.'
Farouk then asks, 'What are you gonna do with a dead donkey an' that?' I'll raffle him off,' laughs Yankel.
The farmer exclaimed, 'Aargh, you can't raffle off a dead donkey.'

But Yankel with a big smile on his face tells Farouk, 'Sure I can. Watch. Just don't tell anyone the donkey is dead.'

A month later the farmer Farouk met up with Yankel and asks, 'Whatever happened to that dead donkey?'

Yankel answers, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 each and made a huge profit.'

Totally amazed the farmer Farouk enquires, 'Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?'

'The only one who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner,' chuckled Yankel, 'so when he came to claim his prize I gave him his $2.00 back plus $200.00 extra, which is double the going value of a dead donkey, so he thought I was a great fellow.'

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Answer is C- This was a fairly easy one with one trick in it. See the truth is the Maavar 300 or Rachel Passage is bey Kever Rachel. It's near Gilo between Yerushalayim and Beit Lechem. It's not in Yericho or in Ein Keshatot. So all you have to really know is that Kever Rachel's tomb where we have it is not in the official Binyamin region, although there are those that place an alternate Kever Rachel there North of Yerushalayim near Geva Binyamin called by the Arabs Kever bnai Yisrael. Once you know that then you know the correct answer is C South of Yerushalayim.   So the score now is 25 for Rabbi Schwartz and 8 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

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