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Friday, August 25, 2023

The Low and Kee of Becoming Me- Parshat Ki Teitzei 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

August 25th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 46 8th of Elul 5783

 

Parshat Ki Teitzei

The Lo and Kee of Becoming Me

All alone. Quiet. Sheket. Not a sound. It’s just me. Me and Hashem, that is. Me and Hashem within me. It’s just for a day or two or maybe three. I haven’t figured it out yet. I haven’t booked my tzimmer yet. But that’s all I’ve been thinking about for the past week or two. My vacation. My Bein Ha’zmanim. My chance to recuperate and recharge after a thank Hashem, whirlwind of blessed, few, non-stop few months of sharing our glorious Holy country with so many of my brothers and sisters from the Diaspora.

  It’s been amazing. It’s the best job in the world. It’s a zechus and privilege, but after four months pretty much straight running around and talking, singing, dancing, hiking and swimming…it’s time for some quiet. Some “Me-time”. Or as they call it in Chasidus, some hisbodedus.

 Now the chasidim centuries ago understood the significance of this idea and would go out to the woods, alone and just reflect and pray. Our ancestors and greatest leaders were all shepherds who had plenty of time for this essential avoda of quiet, peace and becoming one with our Creator, His world and tuning out all of the noise that distracts us from our souls.

 Even goyim get this idea. Midbar Yehuda is full of monasteries and small caves where priests would go out to the desert and meditate. And even today in the Far East you’ve got these gurus, Buddhist monks and “spiritual seekers” that do yoga on the edge of a mountain and mumble things under the breath as they clear their mind and spirit to achieve spiritual elevation. Although why they need to have a fat, bald, idol with his belly button showing who they’re praying is beyond me. It seems that Buddha idol probably would be more comfortable and found in a Kosher deli with a pastrami on club with mustard dripping out of the side. But hey? Who am I to judge?

 Now personally I don’t like forests much as a place to meditate. There are mosquitos there that can’t seem to get enough of my blood and little pesky ants and flies that annoy and distract me from getting to my inner me. Midbar’s as well are hot and feel too much like my workplace and office. I’m there all the time and probably might even just break into my auto-pilot tour guiding shpiel about the Azazel sacrifice and Jews crossing over the Jordan river and wandering for forty years. My sweet spot though is the upper western Galile.

 First of all, its only about 40 minutes or so from my house. Close enough to run back home if I forgot anything and for my family to come join me at the end of my quiet time. And yet it’s far enough that they’re not nudging me or just “popping in”. From up there in the mountains I can sit back and just take in the incredible mountains and forested hills and their magnificent views, but as well I can see down below the yam ha’gadol- the beautiful Mediterranean Sea as the sun sets over its horizon. It’s there where I hear and feel my soul being uplifted. Where the so-many inspired words of Dovid Ha’Melech’ psalms pop into my brain and the tunes that he most likely used to sing them with flow out of my heart. It’s the place where I find myself.

 How did that last paragraph sound to you? Did you feel it too…? Is there that longing and awakening in your heart and soul as well? It is… right? It’s Elul. The King is in the field. The day of judgement is around the corner. Yom Kippur is right after that. It’s the season of getting real. Of finding ourselves. Of finding Hashem within ourselves. It’s time to start removing all of those outer barriers. As my good friend Yoni Tzadok who’s working on building the Bais Ha’mikdash likes to say. It’s time to take off our shoes-like Moshe Rabbeinu by the burning bush, and like all of those that would visit Hashem on the Temple mount did, becoming one with the earth. Totally plugged in, connected and thus charged “Up”.

 Yet, most of you don’t live a tour guide’s life, who has the luxury of taking off this coming week. Quite the opposite, for most of you, you’ve just returned to the “real world”. Your jobs, school, making lunch, getting the house back in order and figuring out your holiday and sukkos plans. The noise is loud over there. And it’s at this time when we all really need that quiet and moments for the reflection that Elul demands of us. But fear not…Hashem hasn’t left us hanging. He gave us the Torah portion that we read this week to tap into it. To get that inspiration we need. And He even gave me such an incredible powerful idea to share with you that could hopefully give you something to think about in this loud busy season. The calm within the storm. The ‘you’ within the noise.

 Parshat Ki Teitzei is perhaps the busiest and nosiest of parshiyot. There are more mitzvos than any other parsha and they seem to be all over the map. Many of the mitzvos and directives are mentioned for the first time in the Torah here, all the way at the end of all of the five books. Many seem to reach at the core of our essence; like the laws of marriage, divorce, raising children, animals, agriculture and even our interactions with our workers and our housebuilding efforts. While other mitzvos seem to be outdated, irrelevant and some are even in the future. Laws of war and captive women and which soldiers have to fight, of converts from countries that don’t even exist anymore, of purity, of executions and of tzara’as and lashon hara.

 There are minor laws and major laws. It’s a noisy parsha that even seems a bit ADD. It feels like a Rabbi Schwartz tour that’s just trying to jam in as much information as possible. Yet, fascinatingly enough it’s the parsha that is most about us. It’s the one that we need to read in order to be ready for the avoda of Elul.

 In my Email last week in which I spoke about the mitzva of establishing a king, I shared with you an incredible idea that I had seen. The letters of the word king “mem”, “lamed”, and “kaf” are consecutive letters in the order of the aleph beit, just they are written backwards. They start at the bottom from down here. They are crunched in between the first ten letters “aleph” to “yud”- which come from the top; from the Alufo Shel Olam, from Hashem that is One, and it comes down to this world in ten mystical sefiros of Hashem hiding Himself to allow the finite to exist.

 The letters on the other side that follow the “mem” of melech- our king, are “nun” and “samach” that spell “neis” which not only is the miraculous creation of this world but is also the banner that is planted in the ground that represents Hashem’s sovereignty over it. It’s like the flag that Armstrong planted on his moon landing; “one great step for mankind”. The Melech the king from one of us that bridges and serves as the ladder for Hashem to come down. The meeting place between the two? Are the letters “kuf “and “yud” or the word “kee” that is the title of not only our parsha of Ki Teitzei but the next of “Ki Tavo” as well.

 After that is parshat Nitzavim. We are fully standing and planted Ha’yom. Hashem is here. From there Va’yelech- we walk together. Ha’azinu- we hear the words of Hashem and finally V’Zos Ha’bracha- we have achieved the ultimate blessing that has been waiting for us since Creation when Hashem blessed the entire world. It’s the yom she’kulo Shabbos. We have come full circle and returned to the Garden of Eden.

 If last week’s parsha spoke about creating the world and the system that prepares the kingdom of Hashem to rest on this world, with the judges, the kohen and Levi, the prophets, the eradication of evil, cities of refuge and the military, this week- the parsha of connection, of “kee” is about preparing us individually to become the people that we need to become. It’s the parsha that hits every situation that will come our way. It’s the parsha and mitzvos that clear out all the noise. It’s the parsha that lets me find me. Ki teitzei- it’s how to bring out that inner me in the battles and challenges that distract me from my inner soul and longing.

 The first mitzva is of the holy soldier, the one that has no sin in his hand and that seemingly feels fine to head out to the world, as Rashi tells us that the battle referred to is the milchemes reshus- not a mandatory or obligatory war against a nation that threatens us. Rather it’s a war to expand to grow, to become bigger and better. The Torah tells us that the Torah tells us in that situation we have to be wary of the yetzer ha’rah. He’s coming for us. We’ll be placed in situations that while we were in our comfortable environment, cities and yeshivas we may never have imagined ourselves being tempted by.

 We will find parts of ourselves that we never knew existed, that were perhaps hidden because in societies we lived in, were too dangerous to even be a temptation as they are so taboo and looked down upon. Yet out there, when we go out to really get into our kishkas they exist, and we find that they have really been repressed rather than conquered. Hashem tells us don’t worry. Don’t be shocked. Don’t let that become disappointed with yourself. And don’t even bury it. Find it. Take it home. Work with it. Move past it. It’s from Me. It’s a challenge I gave you and you can overcome it. You can do it for Me. Because it’s not really who you are.

 We have those challenges when it comes to raising our children. The ones that may not be turning out the way that we had thought they might. Don’t worry there’s a “kee” in them also that starts of that parsha. There’s a point of connection between the King and them. It plays out in our wives, our marriages. In the houses in our prosperity that we build that perhaps we don’t worry enough about the blood that might fall from our roofs if we don’t build fences around them.

 The Torah tells us that even an executed murderer who is hung up after his stoning for his sin, is immediately removed. According to the Rambam he’s executed right before sunset and placed on a tree and right away taken down. The verse tells us so that we should know that he is also the image of Hashem. As Rashi says, he is like the twin brother of God. The Lubavitcher Rebbi asks, that if that is the case why hang him at all? And he answers beautifully that the reason is to show that even his sin that was the cause of his execution can be “hung on the tree”. Which tree? The tree of knowledge. The original sin. The temptation of the snake. Of our yetzer hara. Yet that hasn’t removed the image of Hashem from him anymore. After his death which is his atonement, he returns to that image and is the “brother of Hashem”.

 The next mitzvos are of finding lost object of our “brothers” or seeing their animals fall. The Torah tells rather than just merely commanding us to return or to assist them tells us “lo tireh”- we shall not see these things happening and hide ourselves from them. There’s no more hiding. There are no more ignoring parts of ourselves that we don’t think exist. Do you know who our brother is? We just said in that previous Rashi. It’s Hashem, the Alshich Ha’Kadosh says. There’s a donkey in us, there’s an ox, there’s our clothing, we fall, we stumble, and now Hashem tells us that we have to return to Him. To bring those failures and challenges back to their Source. To the tree. Becoming one with Hashem means digging deep into ourselves and finding our deepest essence and elevating it.

 Do you want to hear something else cool? Hold on to your hats for this one… Both of those mitzvos and in truth as you pursue the parsha will find many other mitzvos as well begin with the word “lo”- do not. Do you know what the letters “lamed “and “aleph” are? Lamed is the middle of that bridge that is the king. It is the heart. It word that means “to” and towards. And aleph as we said is One is Hashem, at the top. Lo don’t hide. Lo tireh- if you find your inner-self you can reach a point where you won’t see evil. Lo- dig deep inside yourself- (or low- couldn’t resist...) And lo with a “vav” at the end means “to Him”.

 To find oneself, our parsha goes on and on with all types of messed up ways that we might be confused about who we are. Don’t wear the opposite genders clothing, don’t mutilate yourself. There’s a few different parshas of young girls that get into relationships with people that are wrong for them and are seducing or taking advantage of them. Fascinatingly enough the commentaries note that this also comes as a result of an identity crisis. The word for young maiden throughout is spelled without the final “hei” at the end. It could be read na’ar. We’re not seeing ourselves correctly. The father of the na’arah- maybe not seeing who she really is. The one who seduces who her, may see be seeing her as a na’ar. She may be seeing herself as such. But it’s a parsha of “kee”. There’s a king inside of her that is connected to that yud… to that yid… to a Father that wants to come down.

Read the parsha again and again with this idea in your head. It will absolutely blow your mind. Every circumstance, every challenge, every excuse, is either a “kee” or a “lo”. Know that there’s a natural connection to your brother the Edomite. Be wary of it. Don’t deny or ignore it. Know that you can’t just ignore or blow away the good that the Egyptians had for us despite their evil. It’s part of us. Deal with it. Find it. Sanctify it. Know that we have a mitzva to find ourselves together with our spouse. That even a failed marriage though doesn’t mean it’s the end. The end of us, that is. It also may be part of finding ourselves. Sometimes we can put it back together. Sometimes she will be to another man. Sometimes we can never go back. But we can always still use the experience and elevate it.

 Finally there are “kee s and “lo”’s in our workplace. We can’t separate or escape to our workplace and our job there and become a different person. It’s also a place when we “go out” that we have to find ourselves. It’s how we treat our workers, it’s how we lend money, it’s how we act in our court when we are sued, our scales and measurements. People like to think that we can separate our business from who we are, from my personal life, but the Torah tells us that we need to be fully engaged with ourselves always. Hashem is coming down to this world and He wants His glory to be revealed in all areas. In our fields, in our jobs, in our homes, in our marriages…in us. ‘B’chol livavcha, bichol nafshecha u’bchol meodecha’.- with our all…

The conclusion of the parsha is Amalek. To remember. It is the future mitzva of our parsha when we come to the land. It is the mitzva before next week’s ki tavo el ha’aretz parsha-when we have come to the land parsha begins. Amalek, tried to confuse us. They are gematria doubt- safek. They try to find the weakness in us and capitalize on it to destroy us. They come when

v’ata ayeif v’ayagea

when the “You” is tired and worn out. We’re too sick of trying to find ourselves. We just want to be left alone. We were v’lo yarei elokim- we had no more “lo” to Hashem. We didn’t see Him anymore within us. This is the final battle. This is what we need to destroy from under the heaven. It’s the only thing stopping heaven from revealing itself here. It’s the first job of the Melech the king of Israel. It’s our job to never forget that.

 I stare out at the heavens from my porch, and I think about that day right around the corner. What the world will be like. What I will be like in that world. It’s a thought the King in field wants us to have throughout this month as our beloved awaits. Elul, our sefarim tell us is a conjunction of the aleph lamed and the vav lamed- or “lo” with an ‘aleph’ and “lo” with a “vov” backwards. The ‘lo’ of not being distracted and the ‘lo’- bringing it all to Him. To our beloved. I’m dreaming of my vacation and alone time, but in truth it’s a dream of an eternity of peace and serenity and being that we are all deeply waiting for. It is the day that will always be Shabbos. The day when the whole world will see heaven touch earth. The day when the world will finally be redeemed.

 Have a restful serene Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Fun vaytn nart men laytn, fun neont zikh aleyn.- At a distance you fool others, close at hand just yourself.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

 

3. The name of the holiday stating the baptism of Yoshka in the Jordan river is___________.

What is the name of the wall which hides the altar in Orthodox churches?

A. Scaenae Frons

B. Narthex

C. Iconostasis

D. Baptistery

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/lulay-heamanti-kavey  - It’s Elul and this is the song that you need to sing every single day from the extra psalm we add l’dovid… enjoy my Lulay He’amanti..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzSbTRJ3Emo&list=OLAK5uy_mafOhWusrNbGyjGsluNi29XJUx0nsxdUA&index=8  Abie Rotenbergs’ classic “Who Am I”

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNd7u0CF5bs  An awesome the one and only Rabbi Schwartz song singer and arranger has his own songs too… This is his Ani L’Dodi unplugged!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41mYMiYiKc   Just started getting into this great Elul Song with a fantastic Baruch Levine and Eitan Katz hookup!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmNhTAlh4qM   Nissim Black and Gad Elbaz hook up for a new Ata Hu Ha’Melech- these guys just love the KING

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The End of the Era of Yehu-. Our sages tell us that one should never be too sure of themselves. Until one’s final day the Yetzer Hara is working full time and the greatest of men can fall as well. That’s what happened to Yehu. Although he brutally fulfilled the will of Hashem and his orders from the prophet Elisha to kill out the house of Achav and remove the Baal from the land. Yet in his trick to get the prophets of Baal together he overstepped himself. He made the famous statement that “Achav served Baal a little I will serve him a lot.” And those words were the only opening the satan needed to get in there.

Hashem had promised Yehu through the prophet Yonah, the primary student of Elisha whom according to our sages was the child that he resurrected, that as reward for his loyalty he would have four generations of leadership that would descend from him. Ironically enough Achav as well had four descendants that followed him for his teshuva that he did. So Yehu thought he was good to go, and he failed in one large area. He refused to remove and destroy the illegal temples and golden calves that Yeravam had established in Tel Dan and in Beit El.

 

His reasoning perhaps was that he told himself that after-all Yeravam was anointed by the prophet Achiya Ha’Shiloni who was the rebbi of Eliyahu Ha’navi himself. And he was right about that. Hashem did give his agreement to a split kingdom. The kingdom of Yehudah led by Rechavam wasn’t worthy. He just never wanted there to be two temples. Yeravam should’ve humbled himself at least for the holidays and come to Jerusalem. He should’ve allowed the Jews to bring sacrifices there. It was forbidden to have two temples. There’s only one place Hashem chose for us to bring offerings and greet him. It wasn’t in Dan or Beit El or Lakewood, Boro Park or Bnai Brak either. That was his sin and Yehu didn’t remove it.

 

As a result, Hashem brought our enemies upon us, again as the prophet Elisha had foretold. Chazael comes down from Aram- which is modern day Syria and Iraq and he attacks the entire region of the Eastern Jordan. The Golan Heights today which was Bashan and the lands of Gilead and all the way South until to Arorer which is in Jordan today near the city of Rabbat by a place that has been identified as Tel Avadon and Nachal Arnon which flows from Amman down to the Yam Ha’Melach and where the miracle of the mountains crushing the Emorites took place while we were in Midbar before coming to Israel. Chazael terrorized this entire area killing righteous and wicked together. Things were not looking bright for the Northern Kingdom at the end of Yehu’s 28-year reign. He will be replaced by his son Yehochaz and it will take time for things to turn around.

 

In Yehuda things were not looking bright either. Next week we turn back to their kingdom and find out who reigns after Achazya who was killed by Yehu and the tzoris they have as a result.  

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE IDENTITY JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having an identity crisis

"Some days I feel like a teepee" he says.

"Then other days I feel like a wigwam. I dont know which one is true"

"One day, teepee! The next, wigwam! Teepee! Wigwam! Teepee! Wigwam! Teepee! Wigwam!"

The psychiatrist yells, "Get a grip, man! You're too tense!"

 

Shout out to all my friends having an identity crisis. , You know who you are, I think?

 

I encountered an eagle with an identity crisis...He's watching me like a hawk.

 

Scientists have conducted blood tests on a frog to extract DNA and confirm its identity.

They have discovered that the frog was:-

30% Russian

30% French

20% Italian

10% Spanish

5% British

4% Dutch

And a tad Pole...!

 

What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? "Let me be Frank with you."

Today I gave a homeless man everything I had, my identity, wallet, car, house, even my wedding ring. We basically switched places. You can't imagine how good it felt to be free of debt for the first time

 

There's no 'I' in 'team,' But there are six in 'Dissociative Identity Disorder.'

 

What do you call an identity stealing spaghetti? An impasta!

 

What was the true secret identity of Israeli Spider-Man? Pita Parker

 

What do you call the identity of a person who secretly is a priest? It’s an altar ego.

 

I have the only identity where if it was stolen... The person who took it would ask for a refund

 

A frog goes into the bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."

The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her.

The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager. 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow $30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"

The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

 

What do you call a baker who has no identity? John Dough

 

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The answer to this week”s question is C  -. I really hate Christian questions. I don’t like the religion it’s a fake made up one full of bubbeh maysehs and the stories are all riddiculus and their holidays are even worse. I never understood why Jews should have Christian envy… I have no clue what the name of the holiday is when he was supposedly baptized although I visit KAsr El Yahud a lot and talk about where the Jews crossed the Yarden. If it’s not Easter or X-mas I don’t know it. So I didn’t even bother guessing the first part of this question who’s answer if you care is the holiday of Epiphany- see you never heard of it either. The second part I got right though by process of elimination. Scena frensca is roman theater architecture, nartex is ante chamber of church and a baptistry is self explanatory, so the correct answer is iconostasis or whatever- which is also can be guessed as it hold all the icons they have in front of their church. So I got it half right on this question and score is now Rabbi Schwartz having a 2 point and the MOT having 1 point as we start this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

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