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Thursday, November 23, 2023

Bring them Home- Parshat Vayeitzei 2023

 

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 24th 2023 -Volume 13 Issue 7 11th of Kisleiv 5784

 

Parshat Vayeitzei

 

Bring them Home

 

He didn’t think too long about the question, which was good. I didn’t have a lot of time. I had a flight to catch to America and this ceremony needed to get moving. I had already cut out most of my speech- which was painful. But now I just had to move. So when the Kohen asked my son-in-law whether he wanted his son or the 5 silver coins in his hand to redeem him with, my Yehuda answered ritualistically and appropriately that he’ll take the kid. And thus my grandson Shmuel Gedalia was redeemed and we were able to wash, eat a bagel, and make it to the airport on time. My grandson’s pidyon ha’ben had taken place. Mazel Tov!

 

It’s a strange unique ceremony and I pondered it on my train ride to the airport especially in light of the times and news and discussion and painful debates of the day. The mitzva of pidyon shvuyim- the redemption of hostages, of prisoners, of our two hundred and forty or so babies, children, young men, women, holocaust survivors, Bubbies and Zaydies- or perhaps more accurately Sabas and Savtas and chayalim and chayalot from the hands of these evil Hamas monsters- may their names be blotted and may the all die horrible painful deaths as Hashem avenges the blood of our innocent, is on all of our minds.  And I have a lot of good ideas for the painful deaths that I’ve wished upon these miflatzot- (monster sounds so much better in Hebrew)- in case anyone was short on them. Stringing them up by their tails and chopping them up limb by limb as cats and pigs lick their dripping blood with a big sign on their backsides that says this is what happens to anyone that spills any blood of any of my sisters and brothers, being one of the tamer terrorist deterrent methods that’s come to mind. But anyways I digress. The question that’s racked this country and that has been ripping all of our hearts to shreds even in its discussion is what should we do, what can we do, how great of a price must we pay to redeem and get our family back home again.  

 

The question is so painful, because we are all in such torment. We all feel their loss. Our hearts are ripped open. There is no Jew who hasn’t lost sleep, who hasn’t called up their own loved ones and hugged their own children or parents a little longer, who hasn’t had that nightmare or grappled with the pain of what if this was my_______. And there is none of us that won’t admit that if we were in that position there would be no price that would be too great to get our loved ones out of the hands of these baby burning, children shooting, rapist demons.

 

Yet, as well we know that every prisoner we release may and most likely will come back to kill us and wreak even more terror. The head of Hamas himself, who was the evil behind this latest massacre, was released in a prisoner exchange. Studies that have been documented show that thousands- not hundreds, but thousands of terror attacks were caused by released prisoners from previous hostage deals. Hundreds of Israeli have been killed by these repeat terrorists whom we have put back on the streets, and that’s not counting the most recent Simchas Torah massacre. Is that a price that we can pay? Should pay?

 

As well, even if we want to turn our eyes away from that likely reality, a cease fire in of itself at a time like this, when our soldiers are there on the ground, when the likelihood that Hamas will regroup somewhat, will get more power, will feel invigorated and empowered and perhaps even gain more world antisemitic world support that will try to prevent us from eradicating this evil. That will make that clock tick faster on the limited time the world and perhaps even the US will “allow” us to pursue this goal of destroying them and all of our enemies. This as well endangers and puts at great risk and will more likely cause the deaths of more and more soldiers making their jobs that much more fatal. More funerals. More shiva calls. More families that will have an empty place at their Shabbos table, in their hearts, in their lives. More generations wiped out that these young men and women would’ve brought to the world.

 

Yet, who can not look at those faces and pure eyes on those posters, cannot listen to the pain and tears of the bereaved pleading families and not be moved to do anything to bring them home?  Only an animal and antisemite- of which we’re learning that there are more and more of them and they are all around us. So what do we do? Do we want to redeem our son or do we want the 5 coins is an easy quick answerable question. This one though is so painful, I don’t believe there is a right answer. Certainly not one that I can sleep with the night after. And perhaps whoever makes that decision shouldn’t as well. What does Hashem want from us? Is the even harder question. What does he want us to do? I think the only answer to that question and to all of the questions that this has brought up is that he doesn’t want us to sleep. We’ve slept for too long. Bedtime is over.

 

Yet, as we do every week during this incredible period, one needs only to look to the weekly Torah portion and at least be amazed at how much of what we’re dealing with is there for us to delve into and to uncover. This week’s parsha of Vayeitzei, the story of the journey of Yaakov into Galus and the founding of the first entirely Jewish family of the 12 tribes of Israel is one that really at its start is one that has its roots as a stranger in a hostile foreign environment, with evil murdering liars that want only to destroy us. Hello, Uncle Lavan. From the get-go he takes away Yaakov’s beloved Rachel from him and replaces her with Leah. Yaakov has to “redeem” his wife by working another 7 years for her. It’s the good old last minute hostage switch. Even after that, he doesn’t want Yaakov to leave. He’s trying to keep him there. He wants him to keep working. He doesn’t want to let him return to Israel. He keeps him busy with sheep, goats, real estate deals, nursing homes, mortgage brokering, nice houses, fancy shuls. Whatever it takes to keep the Jew in galus. And it works for a very long time. It still does. Until Yaakov gets his wake-up call. And redeems everything.

 

“Tena es nashai v’es yeladai- give me my women and children”- he cries out in this week’s parsha and its eternal call echoes still to us today.

 

Even the birth of every one of the tribes comes with a price. Leah is “hated” and only marries Yaakov with trickery. Rachel is barren. They each have to give their maid-servants to be joint wives with Yaakov. There’s duda’im flowers that have to be exchanged. The Jewish family comes into existence with a price. A question. How much would you pay for a child? How much would you pray for one? What would you give?

 

That question, that price, for our existence though really becomes the fundamental question of our nation that will proceed with us for the rest of the Book. What will we do to get Dinah, back from the terrorist in Shechem? Will we hide our children in boxes to prevent Esau from taking them? In bomb shelters? In migunits? Will we sell Yosef? Will we give up one brother to save another? To save the other 12? To save the future of the Jewish people when we perceive one of us to be a threat? What will we do and how far will we got to get back him back after we realize how precious he is to us? Will we all go into slavery? Will we hand over our innocent youngest brother, Binyamin? What do you want Yehuda?- The money or the child? Your Olam Haba or Binyamin? It’s one big story of pidyon haben. Of pidyon shvuyim.  

 

And yet the story continues and it was even foretold to Avraham that it would be this way. We all become shvuyim in Egypt. We are all prisoners. Hostages. Captives. The story that was our birth as a family, becomes the story of our birth as a nation. Hashem redeems us. He cuts the ultimate deal. He kills their first-borns and from that moment on every Jewish family’s first-born boy will remember that is how a Jewish family is born. By redeeming the first-born of their family. They are holy to Hashem. They are meant to be His representatives here to remind us and connect us to him. The Matza we eat on Pesach, the four cups, the story is not enough. We need every Jewish family to recognize that when their first-born son is born- he has a role to play. The role is that first question that he will cause us to ask of ourselves. Do we want to redeem the birthright? Are we willing to pay the price to be that family of Israel. That will be the first-born nation of Hashem.

 

{By the way, it’s fascinating that the role of the bechor was taken over and given to the Kohen who answered that call and picked up swords and went to fight against even our own brothers that threatened that birthright. That threatened our entire right to existence. It is to them that Hashem granted the kedushas bechor. The first-born only gets that back when he goes to the Kohen and tells him and recognizes that he wants that role back and he will do anything that is necessary to restore. He will give it all up for Hashem. To return us.}

 

Why is it this way? Why did Hashem make it that our birthright has to be redeemed? Why did Yaakov have to steal it and work for it to get it from Esau. Why did Yitzchak have to sacrifice himself to get it and prove himself so that Yishmael wouldn’t be the one. That Avraham would have to take Hagar as a wife and even bear a Yishmael and then painfully throw him out? That he would have to suffer with having his wife Sarah kidnapped by Pharaoh. Why? Why? Why? Why is this birthright and chosen people status have to be so intertwined with redemption? With struggle. With pain. With hard painful choices.

 

The answer our sages tell us is because the job of the birthright is in fact to redeem the entire world. To bring the world to teshuva. To return them to the Father that we have been captured and distanced from in a dark dangerous place. The word for captive, for hostage, for prisoner is shevi. It’s the same root as teshuva. Since the sin of the Adam and Chava and the snake in garden we have been taken out of Gan Eden where we once walked together with our Father. The sparks of holiness are spread all over the world. They are captured in what the mystics called kelipos. They are hidden in tunnels under hospitals in Gaza. In Spain. In Rome. In America. Our job is to redeem those shvuyim. Those sparks. Those lights. We need to bring them home. To liberate those sparks. In order to bring them home we need to be acutely aware of the pain of that Father. That parent that longs for His children. For all of His children. For the light that was once in His House. In His world.

 

The only one that could do that is that bechor- that chosen one who himself was redeemed. Who was born in exile. Born in that evil and that experienced the joy and jubilation of the return. Someone who sips Frappuccinos and sits in Universities and listens to lectures all day and are coddled and “protected” and “affirmative actioned” and that click all day on Tik Tok and Insta will never really get it. Someone that sits in the Bais Midrash all day (l’havdil) and whose Torah learning is disconnected from the pain of their brothers and sisters and their distance from their Father, those tinokos she’nishbu- the captive children who never had a chance to understand how rich and special and holy their legacy and job is, are just as guilty.

 

Someone who can go on with his and her life and their day-to-day “yiddishkeit” when there is so so much pain and turmoil when hundreds of thousands of families are incomplete, as they are refugees in their own country, they have sons, daughters, husbands, fathers that are serving in Gaza and who knows when and if they will come back, is not a bechor. He hasn’t understood that our job is to be redeemers. That our job as a Jewish family is to do what it takes to get our boys back. To bring the world back. To bring them ALL home.

 

Our parsha ends off with Yaakov finally leaving exile and returning to Israel. He has redeemed all of the tzon of Lavan- all those precious Jewish sheep that were “captured” by the lying forces of evil- that paint themselves white and that are the predecessors of all those that captured us. There are angels that escort him back, just as there were angels that brought him down. They are the angels of Gan Eden waiting outside to welcome us back into the Garden. May this week as well be the one that bring us all Home. We all have a flight to catch…

  

Have holy hartzigeh Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Di gantseh velt iz ain ganev..”– The whole world is one thief.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

15.The settlement named "Em Hakvutzot" (first of the kvutzot) is ___________.

Which of the following settlements is a Moshav?

A. Rosh Pina

B. Alonei Abba

C. Nahalal

D. Yodfat

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEqil-MfVE    – Simcha Leiner’s latest song Ki Ata Imadi

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y2laYXcBdU&list=RD6y2laYXcBdU&start_radio=1    – Koololum amazing Like a Prayer “Bring em home edition

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K1Kh13L1K8   -  The original Tzli V’Zemer Shmor aleinu KiYeladim with Zohar for us old timers…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTcsBfy3G3w   - mind-blowing Sounds of Sirens Swords of Barzel war edition must listen…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSCHdRMHxiw    – Shwekey and Baruch Levine Refuah Shleima and Chasof at Zaka concert

 

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

 

Mariv and Mashiach – We’re up to the third of our Patriarchs and the last of our three daily prayers being established; the evening prayer of Mariv. The parsha tells us of this prayer as Yaakov runs away from his brother Esau. He is the first Jew to enter into an elongated Galus. As he leaves the Midrash tells us that he passed over the place of the Beit HaMikdash and realizes that he didn’t pray there and thus he returns. On his way back it gets dark outside, he gets tired- not sleeping over 14 years while studying in the house of Shem and Ever can do that to you. He puts his head down and the Torah tells us that Hashem brought the mountain to him. Eretz Yisrael folded up underneath his head, and low and behold he was resting his head in the place of the Temple. There he sees the vision and dream of the angels going up and down. There is where he davens that first Mariv.

 

Rav Charlap in his incredible work sees in this prayer and the miracle of Hashem bringing the mountain to him the essence and secret of this prayer, of all our prayers in fact and the secret of our redemption. He notes that Yaakov’s longing when he went into Galus was obviously what all Jews feelings are. They are of longing to come back. For the galus to be over. For the Bait Ha’Mikdash. He returns to Eretz Yisrael  even before actually leaving and his thoughts are on the Bais Hamikdash. That’s the first Mariv. It’s a prayer that starts off with the recognition of Hashem in the dark, when it’s not light, when things seem bleak.

 

The first blessing is that even in this darkness we see Hashem as the Kel Chai V’Kayam- the Eternal King that rules over us. The second is that we feel Hashem’s love for us in this dark period even more than in the morning when we say ahava rabba- a great love. By night we say ahavas olam and eternal love. We recite the Shema and then we focus on our redemption. On our return. On the Bait Ha’Mikdash. It’s where all our prayers are meant to take us to.

 

When we do that, Rav Charlap writes, when all of our hearts and prayers are focused on that makom, that place where heaven meets earth and where the shechina comes down from. Then Hashem will bring the Mountain to us. He will return the Bait Ha’Mikdash. He will bring us home. Va’Yifga Ba’Makom- all of our prayers have to be about getting to that place. That’s where the gate of heaven is and that is the day we are waiting for.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Eilat- 600 BC – Today the city of Eilat is swamped with refugees from the Gaza border settlements and from families from the North of Israel that had to leave their homes from the attacks of Hezbollah and fear of incursions. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard tourists say to me that Eilat is really not part of Israel. They think it’s a “Zionist” modern city. Israel’s “Miami beach”. It’s not a holy city. So, let’s slow down a bit and talk about this city, which we’re up to in our Navi study that was conquered by the king of Yehudah that followed Amatzia, who we learned last week was assassinated in Lachish by servants of his who were upset that he went to war against the North and had their children taken hostage as a result of that. Already while Amatzia was still living and hiding in Lachish his 16 year old son Azaria was anointed King. The time that he ruled until when ultimately Amatzia was killed is a subject of dispute, yet it seems that Azaria’s kingdom lasted 52 years which is quite long.  

 

The major and singular accomplishment mentioned over the reign of Azaria is his conquest of Eilat and the expansion of the Kingdom of Yehudah down south to the Red Sea. By the way why is it called the Red Sea? The reason is because it was in the land of Edom which means red. I’ll bet you didn’t know that… See, there’s always a parsha connection in this column. Edom of course is Esau. Now it is true that Eilat is not in the biblical borders of Israel and thus it is not subject to the laws that are dependent on the biblical borders such as shemitta and terumos and maasros according to many of the halachic authorities. As well it is even a subject of debate whether it should even have two days of Yom Tov as they do in Chutz L’Aretz although the overwhelming consensus is that they celebrate only one day.

 

Yet, there seems to be overwhelming opinion that the laws of settling the land of Israel is a separate mitzva from the laws of the sanctity of the land. And thus since Eilat is certainly within the borders that were promised to Avraham, and that seemingly not only that he “walked through”, but was even conquered by King David and Shlomo and settled during the first Temple period, as well we see that Azaria conquers and again later settles the area and even fortifies it tells us that in regards to Yishuv Eretz Yisrael this certainly is a fulfillment of the mitzva. The Tzitz Eliezer rules this way as do many others.  There are certainly even many opinions that view a battle by the Kings of Israel historically and as well by an army of Israel even in modern times on behalf of strengthening Eretz Yisrael as well is part of the mitzva.

 

So as you see Eilat besides being one of the most beautiful parts of Eretz Yisrael is one of the 10 nations that originally Hashem promised to Avraham that we would ultimately inherit. Those days are here as we once again return to our borders. The ones in Gaza as well as the other three nations we were meant to inherit on the other side of Jordan, up to Syria and Damascus and even up in Lebanon. The time for the fulfilment of that promise is here.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY GAZA MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Of Course the Jews agreed to a 4 day cease fire pause that just so happens to coincide with black Friday and Cyber Monday…

 

Incredible that Hamas can immediately locate and count 10,000 dead civilians but can’t find 25% of the children they abducted 45 days ago.m

 

If “Queers for Palestine were in Palestine their pronouns would be

Was/ were

 

The answer to this week”s question is C – So I’m going to count this on as right because I think that they messed up the question. The first part was easy. Degania just south of Tiverya is of course the first and oldest Kibbbutz in the world That was easy. The second part though was a bit tricky. See I knew that Nahalal was a Moshav and thus I got that right. The problem was thought Yodefat is as well. And the question really asked for which of the following which could be understood as a singular question. They really should’ve asked plural form which would be eizeh instead of mi which It does in Hebrew. But there are really two correct answers her. So I’ll count it as right. And thus the new score being Rabbi Schwartz at 11 point and the MOT having 4 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

 

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Friday, November 23, 2012

Thoughts and Prayers- Vayeitzei 2012 57773


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

 November 23rd 2012 -Volume 3, Issue 7 –9th of Kislev 5773

Parshat Vayeitzei

Thoughts and Prayers

 We are a people of prayer. Biblically the Torah commands us to bless Hashem after we eat and according to Maimonides we are Biblically obligated to pray in our time of need. Yet, our sages and generations of Jewish tradition have established prayers and blessings for all occasions. We pray three times a day, before we eat, when we come out of the bathroom, before we fulfill most mitzvot, when we hear thunder and lightning, see the greatness of Hashem in nature the sea, mountains and even upon seeing world leaders and presidents. With the destruction of the temple, our sages understood that without the opportunity to see Hashem “in person” in the Beit Hamikdash in Jerusalem as we used to three times a year, we would have to work harder and pause at most occasions in our daily life and recognize and commune with the Almighty as we go about our daily affairs. So we pray a lot. We pray for life, for peace, for livelihood, for our children, our health, but primarily we pray for Hashem to be recognizable in our lives. Without that we are mere walking talking animals. Our ability to self-reflect and develop our soul and our relationship with our Creator is what makes us unique of His created beings.

This past week most of our nation fulfilled our biblical obligation to pray. With missiles falling over our Holy-land (two of them right over my head, as I was touring the South with my cousin-before the “official” war broke out) the heavens were deluged with prayers from all over the world for the well-being of our people, the safety of our soldiers and the end of the reign of terror unleashed by animals who do not see the Divine spark in the faces of the women and children of their own citizens that they use as human shields, let alone on the cities, schools and hospitals of our holy nation that they target and are trying to annihilate. So we prayed. Heaven heard. The missiles have stopped. Four families have lost their loved ones here in Israel, many have been wounded and emotionally scarred for lives as their homes have been devastated and their families and children must once again go back to what is still a border with an enemy that wishes nothing more but to destroy them. But it is their home. It is our home. Our only home. Yet it is a home that we only merit and maintain with our prayers.

This week’s Torah portion shares with us the story of our forefather Yackov; Yackov, being the first Jew to have to flee our country because of the threat of a murderous brother who swore to kill him. As he leaves the Holyland the Torah tells us Vaifgah Ba’Makom-and he encountered the place and he rested there. As he rests he dreams the famous dream of the heavenly angels of Israel who had escorted him going back up to heaven and the angels of Chutz L’Aretz- the Diaspora joining him. It is there that Hashem appears to him promises him of the eternity of his descendants and of their heritage of the land of Israel and assures him he will be protected in his sojourn. Our sages tell us that the strange introduction to this dream of Yackov “encountering the place” is in fact a hint to the evening prayer of Ma’ariv that he established then as the sun miraculously set early so he would have that prophecy (thus explaining the terminology of encountering as if it was unexpected). The Talmud tells us that the evening prayer of Yackov is unique in that the morning and afternoon prayers established by Avraham and Yitzchak respectively are obligatory in nature as opposed to Yackov’s which seemingly from the nature of the Torahs describing the spontaneous nature in his encounter at night is a reshus-non-obligatory (although since its acceptance by the Jewish people our tradition has accepted as a obligatory as well). What is the difference between these prayers? Why would some be obligatory and Yackovs evening prayer be left up to our own decision or inspiration to pray?

The answer, I believe, lies in the nature of our peoples need to respond to Hashem. Avraham who dedicated the morning prayer sees Hashem in the morning. He sees Hashem in his kindness in the glory of the universe and the beauty of the magnificent world He has made that he easily recognizes can only come from the Divine intelligence that wishes to bestow goodness on the world. As human beings in Hashem’s image it is obligatory upon us to see the world and Hashem’s kindness and to appreciate the beauty found in the world each day as we arise. It’s a God-filled world and if we fail to see it than we miss out on the function of our existence. Yitzchak’s afternoon prayer as well takes that level of challenge up even another notch. He prays in the field in the middle of the day. As we work and toil and can fall prey to the danger of thinking that all that we are doing is the product of our own hands rather than the blessing of the ever-watchful eye and hand of Hashem, we need to pause and recognize Hashem as well. How scary it is to think that the responsibilities we have to provide for our families to, to raise our children, to succeed in this challenging world would fall solely on our shoulders. Hashem mandates us to turn to Him as well during the day with our Mincha prayer to let us know that He is there with us giving us strength to “hold that plow” and bring the rain that we need to acieve his blessing.

We then come to the evening; the prayer of Yackov. The evening that sometimes suddenly falls upon us, when the darkness and the missles sometimes hide the hand of Hashem. We hear of tragedies, deaths, hurricanes that sweep away people’s homes and possessions, missiles that fall on the Holyland and enemies that have sworn to open up the “the gates of hell” on our people. We see these things and get so caught up in the fear and panic and sorrow, and as Yackov who himself is fleeing, with just the shirt on his back, from his brother who is trying to kill him to his uncle who wants nothing more to enslave and take advantage of him we pronounce- “Hashem is in this place- and I did not know it”. It is here where Hashem who is not clear leaves it up to us to choose to find Him. In the time of darkness and night, at the time that we generally slumber and when we are exhausted from all we have gone through, it is than that we exert that Divine spark that is deep inside of us and that has been strengthened and re-enforced by the conviction of our morning and afternoon periods of Divine commune where we have seen his glory and how He has taken care of us. During the night we don’t daven to Hashem because we are commanded to, rather it is because Hashem gives us times when we must find the opportunity to connect and get close to him by chance on our own. The times that he is most hidden is the times that we can call up those resources and say that we see you the most. We need you the most. We know you are there. You are the Makom- the place (which non- incidentally is term for Hashem we use for a mourner) when I thought there was no other place to turn.

I was touched by the so many that when the war began sent the E-Mails, the tweets, the posts and the what has now become standard clichéd response to someone who is undergoing a scary time or tragedy- “You are in our thoughts and prayers”. World leaders make those statements and for some reason I don’t feel that they are actually turning to Hashem and praying for us. But our people and friends are different. I know that when you sent those E-mails and wishes that you as well turned to Hashem for a moment or two as well and asked him to watch over us. You had an “encounter with God” and it came from the deepest part of your heart. That prayer, those expressions of our souls is what can bring peace to the world. If we can bring down and uncover Hashem in the darkness for the past days of war we can bring Him back home for eternity. Our Parsha concludes with the angels that Yackov saw, coming back to greet him as he returned to the Holy Land after his 22 year exile complete in faith and whole with the twelve tribes accompanying him. May our long exile as well finally conclude and may we once again be joined not just in prayer in times of tragedy and war, but instead in song and dance as we return home for the final time.

Have a wonderful Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

PS- I sure could use your thoughts and prayers this wek as I take my final exams upon the completion of my two year tour guide program from the Tourism ministry. J

RABBI SCHWARTZES  VIDEO OF THE WEEK

(can you imagine American kids having to sing songs like this)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXmmSJyaj_Q&sns=em  

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL PLACES IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-

Yokne’am- The city of Yoken’am across from the south part of the carmel mountain range is one that is becoming a high tech capital in the north of Israel, yet the archeological tel dates back to the early Egyptian period and the conquest of Joshuah and the Jewish settlement.. On the archeological site one can see the remains of a crusader church as well as graves from the Persian period and jewish settelements period where remains of the douuble wall around the city were uncovered. The new city which has a population of 25,000 is and founded after 1948 on the arab village that was  once there has one of the larges graduation rates in the country and was originally the first school not affiliated with any stream of Israel’s religious demographics bringn together religious and non religious kids in the same school. My favorite place in Yokn’eam is the Morad winery across the tel where you can meet this amazing couple who had a dream to make wine out of everything but grapes including passion fruit, apple,s plum, celery, pepper you name it. Their liquors are delicious and kosher and you can watch a brief movie of their story and sample some delicious wines.


RABBI SCHWARTZES TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE AT A JEWISH THANKSGIVING DINNER (coutesy of bangitout)

10. Your grandmother asks for the gravy by requesting "the turkey schmaltz"

9. "The turkey is served!" line is followed by someone cracking open an expired Empire deli pack

8. Leftover vegetable kugel is suddenly titled "stuffing"

7. Your neighbor comes over to borrow your hat and jacket for his Pilgrim outfit

6. Someone accidentally starts singing shalom aleichem

5. Dinner is delayed while family clears off the table of Macy's coupons

4. Meal cancelled due to prohibition on using Indian customs and the fact that your mom is busy cooking for shabbos

3. Homemade pies are from Supersol

2. Someone shares a really bad gematria dvar torah connecting Pocahontas and Hashem

1. It's Friday night.