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Thursday, November 19, 2020

I'm Gonna Live Forever- Parshat Toldot 2020/5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

November 20th 2020 -Volume 11 Issue 6 4th Kisleiv 5781

Parshat Toldos

I’m gonna live forever!

 

If you grew up with a TV set in the 70’s, like I did, (that’s 1970’s- not as my children believe the 1870’s), then undoubtedly you remember that TV show, about a bunch of dancers (or actors?) in a performing arts school, called FAME. Even if you don’t remember the show, the soundtrack that used to accompany the intro to the show was certainly memorable.

 

Remember Remember Remember Remember Remember

Fame!

I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly

High!

I feel it coming together, People will see me and cry

Fame!

I'm gonna make it to heaven, Light up the sky like a flame

Fame!

I'm gonna live forever, Baby remember my name

Remember, Remember, Remember…..

 

O.K. You can stop singing to yourself now. Your trip down memory lane is now officially over. Back then I never thought much about the lyrics of the song. Just as I never thought much about the lyrics of Rock-a-Bye- Baby, sung to infants as they are falling asleep, and soothing them with the thoughts of branches falling, cribs breaking, and baby spilling all over the floor. Huh?! But now that I have grown up a little bit and for some reason can’t get that “Remember” song out of my head since I heard it played at the mall last week, I have begun to examine those words. Are they Jewish in philosophy? Fame certainly is not something that we are meant to pursue. But what about Eternal life? Flying high? Having your name remembered? What does the Torah say about these ideas?

 

This week's Torah portion introduces us to two brothers who it seems couldn’t have been more different; Eisav and Yaakov. Eisav born first is fully formed all Hairy and red, Yaakov on the other hand (or foot as he is aptly named), comes out right after Eisav grabbing on to his heel and is smooth and fair. Eisav grows up to be a hunter (which was quite handy before the invention of fast food restaurants). Yaakov is simple and dwells in the tent, as the Medrash says, studying the ways of God. Which one do you favor in a contest for Fame and eternity? If you chose Eisav don’t feel bad, it seems that Yitzchak, our forefather, their father did as well. After all, if someone was supposed to take charge of the world, had leadership skills, was accomplished and ready to fulfill the Jewish mission of L’Taken Olam B’Malchut Shadai- To establish the world with the Almighty’s kingdom, one had to be out there. Had to be “with it”. It certainly couldn’t come from that quiet little Yeshiva guy who sits with his books in the tent all day. The world needed a man who would light up the sky like a flame.

 

Yet Yitzchak was wrong. I correct that. He was right. Eisav could’ve been that person. But he lost it. As the Torah tells us he sold it all for a bowl of soup. (Although it was bean soup…maybe chulentJ). Why would he do this? I mean isn’t this guy, the man who should be seeking fame, seeking to be remembered forever.  Eisav’s words reveal the consciousness and mistake of Eisav and the difference between his pursuit of eternality and ours.

“Hinei Anochi Holech Lamoos V’Lama Zeh Li Bechora-Behold I am going to die and why do I need this Birthright.”

 

The Targum Yonasan, a Midrashic translation of the Torah written in Talmudic times, explains Eisav statement as saying that he knows he will not live eternally. There is no World-to-Come and therefore there is no significance to any birthright that inevitably will end with my death. He wanted to live forever and he couldn’t, therefore life was worthless. Yaakov, on the other hand understood the principal of living a life in this world as a passageway to a greater world; Olam Habah- The World to Come. The function of the birthright of Yaakov, and of us his descendants the Jewish people, is to live our lives and to strive for an existence that will be an eternal one. We were all created with a Neshama, a soul that is a little piece of God, which was placed within each of us so that we may elevate the entire world through our actions and good deeds. So that we create an existence that becomes transcendent. The more Mitzvot we do the more our soul earns and develops into an eternal being. The more that our lives become defined solely by maximizing our physical pleasures and achieving the ultimate bodily accomplishments, the more frustrated one will get with the futility of living a finite life that will ultimately end.

 

Not too many people will know the cast of that TV Show “Fame” in a few centuries from now, if you haven’t already forgotten them. Even the song, no matter how many times you say “remember” will be remembered. In fact, I don’t believe that there are too many artists, actors, entertainers, novelists, singers and musicians, who will be remembered for more than a century or two, certainly not 1000 years, certainly not 2000 years. Yet miraculously through Torah there is an eternity. The words of our prophets, of the sages of the Mishna, the Talmud, the commentaries, thinkers, halachists are all eternalized forever. They are studied and transmitted daily in the halls of the descendants of Yaakov that live forever. Hillel, Rabbi Akiva, Rashi, Rambam- Maimonides every Jew knows them. They live on millennia after their departure from this world. Our sages taught that the righteous in their deaths are still called living; the wicked even in their lives are already called dead. The choice is ours are we heading towards life or death. Eisav saw it as a walk down the green mile… Yaakov was living towards Eternity.

 

Yes, we can live forever. We were even programmed from the start with the knowledge of another world. The Gesher Hachain explains it is why we are born after a development process in a womb for 9 months. So intuitively we would know that there is something beyond our original existence. The womb is the passage way to this world. This world is the stepping stone to the next.  It’s our job to do one thing. Remember… Remember… Remember…

 

Have a marvelous Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Koved iz vi a shotn: vos mer men loyft im noch, altz vayter antloyft er.."- Honor is like a shadow: the more you run after it, the farther it runs away.   

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

4)The national drainage divide passes through Jerusalem in the area of:

A) UN headquarters (Armon Hanatziv)

B   Mount Herzl

C) Heichal Shlomo (the jewish Heritage Center)

D) Beit Hakerem

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 https://youtu.be/EFMctlDFl0M   – I've never heard of Kobi Grinboim before but this hip song is sure to be an Israeli classic in the way that those poppy type songs always are..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZeWq5WerF8 – Reb Dovid Feinstien ZT"L Erev Shabbos shopping…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9HOa5tYzY – And checking out a Para Aduma?  

 https://youtu.be/EFMctlDFl0M  – Maybe it's because I love the flute or just the songs that this crew Shuki, David and Ruli released in this medley but its just beautiful

 https://youtu.be/7I7-OEq-Gp0   – I'm personally not a Daf Yomi guy, but if you are then you defintily should listen to this review song of the entire tractate…The genius of these songs never fail to amaze me…

 https://youtu.be/PIcyAq1mBqM   – Great 20 Minute Kids video on Toldos from Shazak

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 Parshat Toldos– Whereas the life of Avraham was that of the first "Oleh" to Eretz Yisrael. Yitzchak was the first "Sabra". It was his job to secure the land that his father had walked through. It is for that reason Hashem tells him in this week's parsha that unlike his father who left Eretz Yisrael during times of famine. Yitzchak was meant to stay here. The skies were closed for him. So in the times of famine Yitzchak stays in Gerar with Avimelech, yet the Ohr Hachayim notes that unlike Avraham who dwelled there "gur". Yitzchak settled there. He re-dug the wells his father had dug and established them as his own and his descendants forever.

 What's fascinating though about this parsha is that the land of Gerar which is in the Gaza area is really questionable in regards to its status in halacha as part of Israel, and the commentaries and halachists grapple with this. We know that it certainly needs to be part of Eretz Yisrael for Yitzchak we know never left the land, and if he stayed there it's part of Eretz Yisrael. As well the borders of the land in Sefer Bamidbar certainly include this area. The problem though was if this area was ever conquered by the Jewish army. Certainly the book of Shoftim is full of battles between the Plishtim and the Jews and despite various conquests back and forth it seems the Plishtim always came back again. Even in the times of Dovid and Shlomo it does not seem that there was any decisive victory against them. In some cases they forced them to pay taxes but it wasn't until the period fo King Uziyahu that Jews settled in that area. The first time that we find that they were entirely conquered was in fact only by the last of the Kings of Israel Chizkiyahu. The Radak notes the significance and perhaps even the prophetic nature of this as he writes until the coming of Mashiach they will not be fully conquered. Chizkiyahu was meant to be Mashiach and that's why he was able to conquer them.

 Fascinatingly enough in the second Temple times we do not find any mention of the Plishtim. They seemed to have disappeared. Historians have different suggestions. But one thing is certain "our cousins" in Gaza today are certainly not descendants of them, as the Plishtim were a foreign seafaring nation that settled in the land originally and are not amongst the 7 natural nations that were here.  As it's Chanuka season it is perhaps timely to note that it was in the period of the Chasmonaim Kings (post-Chanuka) that the Gaza area was settled by Jews and we have many shuls that were uncovered in those areas. Whether that is enough to consider it part of the conquest and the borders of Israel in regards to the laws and leniencies of the tithes and Shemitta is as well discussed. It is certainly mentioned as a place that is majority non-Jewish. In fact, the quote the gemara tells us about "he who lives outside of Israel is like he has no God" is from Dovid Hamelech who was living and hiding in Gaza. (those that read the History and Eras column below know that already- see everything connects hereJ).

 This is truly a lengthy and long discussion that just touches the tip of the ink on this question, but it is fascinating to think about when think that it was in this specific area that Hashem told Yitzchak the land is yours. Don't leave it. Don't abandon it. Don't run away from it. There are certainly various levels of kedusha/holiness to Eretz Yisrael. There is the Temple Mount, there is Jerusalem, there are the areas we conquered and areas across the Yarden and in the Golan that have leniencies and Gaza and the Gerar area of Yitzchak have its own status. Yet it is all holy. It is all ours. Our forefather Yitzchak settled it for us because Hashem wanted us to know that. Maybe because He was scared that one day we might…. We just need Mashiach to give it all  back to us once again. May it be soon…

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

David and Amalek- 877 BC-  After Shaul gets the bad news that he and the Jews will lose to the Philistines, there will not be any miraculous salvations, their fate is sealed, the navi returns us to the scene of the Philistine camp. They have moved closer to Gilboa and are camped at Ein Yizrae'el- a fantastic spring that is still accessible today and they I visit with tourists. If you remember, Dovid was serving as Achish's bodyguard at the time having fooled him into believing that he was on his side. That was part of the reason that Achish even dared to attack the Jews, figuring that the Jews couldn’t win without Dovid. Yet it seems Achish's men didn't have that confidence in Dovid and they demanded that he be sent home. This was of course Hashem saving Dovid once again from having to join the Philistines on their attack against the Jews. Dovid feigned disappointment and headed back with his band of merry men to their home in Tziklag. (You can check back to our Mail about two weeks ago as to where that may be).

 But their joyful return was cut short when they saw that there city had been burnt and destroyed and looted buy the Amalekim. Worse than that the women and children they had left behind were all taken captive. Dovid's two wives Avigayil and Achinoam among those that had been captured. It seems that the Amalekim took advantage of Dovid and his men's absence to avenge themselves for the looting that Dovid and his men had done against them. But this was typical Amalekite attack- they didn't have the courage to against the Jewish army so they attack the weak and helpless. Dovid was devastated. His men were as well upset at Dovid for being so broken. They demanded that they respond and rescue their wives and children terrified for the fate that awaited them. Dovid asked the Kohen Aviatar to ask the Urim V'Tumim divine breastplate what Hashem wanted them to do and he got the go ahead he was looking for!

 So Dovid took his 600 men with him and headed South to Nachal Basor. Nachal Basor is the longest river in the Negev of Israel. It runs about 80 KM! It starts up near Ovdat and heads down and flowing to Nachal Beer Sheva, Gerar and eventually out to the Mediterranean by Gaza. By the Nachal Dovid leaves 200 men and continues on with the rest of the group. Along the way they "bump" into an Egyptian slave to the Amalekites that was sick and abandoned by his masters. He tells them where the Amalekites are after Dovid promises not to harm him. And Dovid and his men catch the Amalekites feasting and partying. It was the last party they had…

 Dovid wages battle in the evening for 24-36 hours in a surprise attack and returns all of the captives as well as all of the sheep and booty that was stolen. Don't mess with the army of Hashem! When they come back to the remaining men that were waiting, Dovid ceremoniously divides the wealth and booty equally between all 600 men against the grumbling of the men who did the actual fighting. Dovid told his men, that this was not a battle that was won by anyone but Hashem and thus all were entitled equally and in fact he even made that into the law for the future that all who served in his army whether they were fighters or not will always divide equally the booty. In an even more magananimous move Dovid then sends off his share to all of the elders of Judah that the Amalekites had taken things from and that had provided Dovid with protection in his years of fleeing. Next week we'll go through some of those places and see if we can identify them.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAME JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either. I just didn't become a surgeon

 Yankel was lost in the "Joke Hall of Fame". He's looking around when he comes upon a hallway full of people. At the other end of the hallway he sees a boxer just knocking people out one at a time. So, he quickly pushes past all of the people and asks the boxer, "Excuse me sir, is this the punchline?

 A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

.Today I learned the fame of Albert Einstein pales in comparison to his brother whose work in cellular regeneration has been the subject of many books and several movies. His name was Frank...

 Why was the broken phonograph in the Hall of Fame? Because it broke all the records.

 Berel was davening for money and fame. When the local priest passed by and sneers at him saying, 'I always pray for honesty, modesty and other noble qualities in life'.

Berel answered 'very well Father, one always asks for the things they don't have!

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Answer is A –  OK My first one wrong for this exam. There goes my streak. The truth is I think I even had this question on a previous exam and I'm not sure if I got it right then either. I knew the answer wasn't Har Hertzl or Beit Hakerem. Actually I shouldn't say  "I knew" – just cause I didn't, but it just didn’t sound right to me. I was pretty sure that it was by the Tayelet- and it is. It's below it by the valley of Hinom. It's just not up there on the top. It does however flow from the Knisa to the city down Yaffo and King George. I wasn't sure if it went all the way to Heichal Shlomo, but it does… Oh well. So the score now stands at 3 for Rabbi Schwartz and 1 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

 

Thursday, November 5, 2020

The Candidate Test- Parshat Vayeira 5781/ 2020

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

November 6th 2020 -Volume 11 Issue 4 19th Cheshvan 5781

 

Parshat Vayeira

The Candidate Test

I'm writing this before there is any conclusion to the 'balagan' elections in country of my birth, despite the declarations of some candidates or talking heads. (And you guys were making fun of the Israeli elections that never seemed to end.) It's the day after, and the only thing that is clear is that half of the most powerful country in the world is about to very disappointed and the other half is going to be ecstatic. What that will lead to, who knows? Will there be a civil war? Will there be riots and protests? Will there be prolonged Supreme Court deliberations questioning the results, the legitimacy of the elections and maybe even the fitness for office of whatever candidate wins which will just be a lead up to all the criminal charges, impeachment efforts and scandals that will emerge once whoever wins takes office? The only thing that is certain is that the Jews will be in the middle of it all. We always are. We're on the wrong side, because generally we're on both sides and that's never good enough and the angry losing side never differentiates. That's despite all the rallies and the signs on your lawn. It's time to make Aliyah brothers and sisters. It's time to come home.

But we've all been infected with election. I think it may turn out to be more lethal than Corona. There aren't too many people that I know that haven't been following this thing and that don't have hopes and won't feel either disappointed or delighted with the votes, that won't be either sitting shiva or making a Kiddush when this is all done. That is except for my wife who figures I'm tapped in enough for the both of us and she's too busy with her clothing business as the breadwinner for the family and mother too. Oh and Yonah too who barely even knows there's an election going on. It wasn't in the sugya he's learning in yeshiva these days and that's all that really interests him. But for the rest of us we've got the disease and thus will have the post-election emotional after-effect that lasts for who know how long. So what do we do about it?

Well of course the first place we Jews are meant to look for solutions is in the Torah. It has the answer and insight for everything that we need. It's the word of Hashem and each week we are all subscribed to His weekly E-Mail to us in the form of the parshat hashavuah with the spiritual social commentary we are meant to have. You can't unsubscribe. So let's take a look at the theme of both this week and last week's Parsha which turns out is exactly the message we need, that I need…

The center figure of parsha Lech Lecha last week and Vayeira this week is of course Avraham Avinu. The central theme of the many diverse stories are that they all make up what are known by our sages as the asara nisyonos- the ten tests or trials that he went through. As in all good Jewish things there's a disagreement how to count that magic number of 10; which stories count and which don't, although most of them are agreed upon by all. But the number ten is certainly the right one. Our sages tell us that was in the merit of the ten tests of Avraham that Pharaoh and the Egyptians suffered the 10 plagues, that we received the 10 commandments and that protected us when we "tested" or rebelled against Hashem ten times in the wilderness. As well we are told that the 10 ma'marot, the ten statements that the world was created with, relate to the 10 tests of Avraham. So "the ten" are a big deal. The question though asked by all is why they are so important. Why do they have such eternal impact? And in truth what's really the point of the test? After-all Hashem knows the future, He knows what's going to happen, He knows Avraham's good and loyal and will pass them, why test him?

There's an old Jewish rule and game that can be played when you want to understand the essence of an idea in the Torah. The rule is that the Hebrew language is a holy one and that the root word and its differing usage can give you a much deeper clue as what the real definition and the idea it represents is truly about. What's the game? Let's take the word and its different permutations and see if we can find the common denominator. And then maybe we can figure out what it's message is for us.

So the word for test is nisa- to test or nisayon a test or a trial-not a court trial, but a personal challenge. The word nes as we all know also means miracle. We say it on Chanukah and it's written on our dreidel- nes gadol haya po- a great miracle happened here. Another variation of the same root word can be found in Bamidbar after the Jews complained about the manna and Hashem sent a plague of serpents to attack them. There Hashem commanded Moshe to make a serpent of copper

Bamidbar (21:8) v'sim oso al ha'nes- to place it on a banner or flagpole.

There is one more that I can think of (although if you can think of more, please share them with me) which is perhaps the oddest stand out and can hopefully be the clue to it all. And that is the word la'noos or va'yanos-which means to run away, escape or flee. We find that Yosef ran away from the wife of Potiphar who was trying to seduce him and that is the word that Torah utilized. In last week's parsha as well we are told the kings of Sodom and Amora fleeing from battle and the word used is vayanusu.

Ok so now for the game. What does a test, a miracle, a banner and escape have in common? Maybe the best way to figure it out is to examine our original question. What actually are the tests and what are they all about? The Rambam lists the ten tests as follows

Rambam on Avot (5:3) The ten tests with which Abraham, our father, was tested are all in the Torah.

1)  The first is his emigration (from his fathers' house) by Hashem's statement - "Lech Lecha-Go forth from your land, etc."

2) The second one is the famine that was found in the Land of Canaan when he came there and it was [the land of] his destiny - "and I will make you into a great nation" And this was a great test…

3)  The third was the injustice of the Egyptians towards him in the taking of Sarah to Pharaoh.

4) The fourth is his fighting against the four kings.

5) The fifth is his taking of Hagar as a wife after he was mi'yoash- despaired of giving birth through Sarah.

6)  The sixth is the circumcision that he was commanded about in the days of his old age.

7) The seventh is the injustice of the king of Gerar towards him in his also taking Sarah.

8) The eighth is the expulsion of Hagar after his being built (having a child) from her.

9) The ninth is the distancing of his son, Yishmael, and Hashem said, "Let not it be bad in your eyes about the youth…." And the Torah already testified how this thing was difficult in his eyes, in its stating, "And the thing was very bad in the eyes of Abraham". Yet he observed the commandment of God, may He be blessed, and expelled him.

10) And the tenth is the binding of Yitzchak

So there we have all ten. The one that jumped out at me upon reading it and that I found a common theme in all of them was number 5); the one where, as the Rambam puts it, he gave up on giving birth from Sarah and then had to marry Hagar. Maybe it's because I hang around Breslavers too much. But it troubled me to say that Avraham was mi'yaeish- he gave up hope. How could the pillar of our faith Avraham give up hope? Doesn't he know the song ein yiush ba'olam klal- one can never give up hope?

I heard an incredible answer to that question that I believe sheds light into all of the tests that Avraham had. The answer is that the test actually was precisely for him to give up hope; to be miya'esh. What do I mean? Let me explain.

 Let's put ourselves in Avraham's shoes for a minute and go through his life. He finds Hashem at a young age on his own and he fights the whole world and even is willing to give his life on that belief and knowledge. He brings thousands close to Hashem and does everything he believes is correct. He has a plan for how to fulfill his role in creation by bringing Hashem down to earth and revealing Him to the world. But then Hashem appears and tells him to forget about it. I want you to do something else. Go to Israel. Do you know what Hashem is asking him? He's asking him to give up all his plans. Forget about it. Be mi'yaesh on all that you had worked and built for the past 50 or more years. That's not my plan. Listen to my voice and come. And Avraham does.

He comes to the land of Israel. He made Aliyah. Here is where those new plans will happen. Hashem even told him so. He begins setting up shop. He loves the country. He feels the holiness. He thinks he finally gets the plan and he's excited to finally be here in the land that his father had dreamed of coming to. But then guess what? There's a famine. He has to leave. He has to make yeridah. He has to be mi'yaesh-give up once again all his preconceptions. All of his goals. All the excitement he must have felt. I personally know some people that have sadly had a failed Aliyah experience. There is nothing more depressing. They had these high hopes and they all come crashing down. Can they do that? Can they pick themselves up again and start all over again another time, without those dreams? Avraham does.

Maybe there is a new plan in Egypt. Maybe there are sparks there that need to be raised. Maybe that's why Hashem is sending me there. The mind is racing, the desire for holiness is bursting. But then his wife gets kidnapped. His partner in life. You get upset when you think the election is stolen from you, how about  if your wife was stolen? He's alone and his wife is who knows where with who knows who doing who knows what. Can I still rid myself of any notions that I understand? Can I still raise a banner above my nature and say that I am flying it for Hashem? Can I run away and escape from all of my preconceived notions about how things are supposed to work? Avraham does.

Let's jump to number 5). Avraham is back in Israel. Hashem has told him he will have a child. He waits 10 years for that to happen. It hasn't. His wife Sarah comes over to him and tells him, "listen honey, Hashem said and promised that you will have a child that will come from you. He never said it would come from me as your wife. Can you be m'yaesh- that I will be the mother of your heir? Can you follow the will of Hashem and marry my maidservant Hagar and have that child from her?" The nisayon of Avraham repeatedly was to be mi'ya'esh again and again from every way that he thought things were supposed to work. It was being faced with disappointment after disappointment. Let down after let down. Everything he had thought was turned on its head and he was challenged with it. Could he tune out and escape from all of his preconceptions of what he thought was the right and important and even holy thing to was and subjugate himself entirely to the will of Hashem. Could he continuously make that always changing paradigm shift. If he could go beyond that natural human ego-centric mindset it would be miraculous. It would be a neis.

What is a miracle? A miracle is when Hashem breaks the natural way our illusory world works as if it runs on its own, revealing that it is really His will that is behind and manipulating it at all times. Do you know what a banner on a flag pole is? It is something that waves high above the rest of the world and declares that this territory is under the domain of the one who placed the banner there. Without the banner it looks hefker-ownerless. Without an army carrying its flag we have no clue who they are marching for. Without the red MAGA hats on your head or the signs on your lawns we don't really know who you are serving. The neis tells me to look at the sign above and you'll comprehend that what stands below it is all about. And that's precisely what a nisayon is. It's the test to define for Avraham if what he is doing is because he has developed his own personal goals, his own set of morals and objectives as holy and as righteous as they are. Or is it about serving Hashem because that's what Hashem tells you to do. The test is how we respond when Hashem shifts the paradigm we always assumed it needed to be.

Why do we get disappointed? Why do we feel excited? Why do we want to make a Kiddush or why are we angry if we feel something has been stolen from us? It's because we have our own ideas of how the world is supposed to run. What will be good for the economy. What will be better for Israel. What will further Hashem's values on this world. How the epidemic will end. We have the nisyonos of Avraham daily and certainly in the crazy year of 2020 more than ever. Time after time Avraham thought he knew what was supposed to be, how it needed to be. It was never for his own sake. It was always for Hashem's. Or was it? The way to know is if Hashem shows you that He wants something different. If it was about Hashem then you are mi'yaesh from your previous plan and go with the new one. It was never about you doing it anyways. There's no need to feel upset. In fact, quite the opposite. You have a new mission now. But we need to be nos- run away from the ego that it has to be "my way" in order to pass the nisayon and miraculously break out of our nature and raise up the banner of Hashem in the new circumstance.

Dovid Ha'melech says Hashem is my manos- Hashem is where I escape to you. He is my place of refuge. He is the place where I can leave behind all of my preconceived expectations and be protected. Not Biden, Not Trump, Not Bibi, Not America, Not even Israel. Not with Dr. Fauci. Not with masks. Not with vaccines. There really is ein od milvado- There really is no one else we should be rallying for. And frankly- and I speak for and to myself here as well, there's no one else that should excite us, that we should make Kiddush for or that we should feel depressed about. Hashem's will is being done, whichever way this thing will play out- if it ever will play out. Our nisayon as Avraham's was is to be omeid in the nisayon- to stand in the test. To stand up without any personal crutches or inclination and understand that it's all an illusion. Hashem is what stands me up.

It's a test, but we have the ability to stand from it because our forefather Avraham instilled it in our DNA. His ten tests that broke free from this world, led to Hashem breaking nature and bringing the ten plagues on Pharaoh who asked "who is Hashem that I should listen to his voice". The ten tests are what led to Hashem letting us hear His voice and giving us the Ten Commandments that reveal the true nature of the world and correspond to the ten statements Hashem created with that still call out each day from the fabric of Creation. Those ten tests stood us time and time again when we tested Hashem in the midbar. When we thought He was running the world wrong. When He wasn't running it according to the way we thought it should be run, because we couldn't escape all the rallying we had done and all the eggs we threw into our own baskets, or the baskets of the Meraglim-spies, of Korach and all of the other candidates that we thought we needed to bring us to the place we were meant to. But the tests of Avraham stood us up. They reminded us who we are. We saw the neis-the banner he raised. We saw the nissim Hashem preformed for us. And we knew that He is our only manos-the one that we need to escape to. To run to. Because He is the one that is running it all and it is His campaign that is ultimately the only one that will win. He's just waiting to count our ballot for Him. And it's never too late to vote.

Elect to have an truly sublime Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" A nayer meylekh mit naye gzeyres,-a nay yor mit naye aveyres."- A new king with new decrees-a new year with new misdeeds."

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

2)The ruler known as “Abu Nabut” is related to:

A) Acre

B) Hebron

C) Jaffa

D) Abu Gosh

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCia_m-EVEA  – Stumbled upon this song and can't believe I never heard it before. My favorite singer and friend Moishie Mendlowitz singing a Ben Tzion Klatzkow song Chanaini Hashem..

 

https://archive.org/details/ka-ka-corona – Country Yossi Corona song?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMHfHe7yL08  – Beautiful song and story Akeida by Yaakov Wasilowicz- try not to cry.. I dare you…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4LPkiJrJSI    – Jewish singers than and now part II Benny Freedman, Avraham Fried, Miami and more..

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 Parshat Vayeira– We have this week the incredible story that changed the topography of Eretz Yisrael forever in the parsha. I am talking of course about the creation of the Dead Sea and the destruction of the cities of Sodom and Amora and the other cities by the fire and brimstone shower that Hashem wrought upon them. It's hard to imagine what the Torah tells us about how lush this now fairly barren wasteland once was. In the Torah's words it was like Egypt by the Nile and it was for that reason that Lot chose to move here with his herds of sheep. Today as one travels through the Sodom mountains one can literally see and taste the hills made up of salt and the caves that are there, that all come from this historic story.

 There are a few very significant things from this story that should give us an appreciation about Eretz Yisrael and our connection to it from this story. The first is that Rashi notes that before Hashem destroys these cities he discusses with Avraham. Does Hashem need the advice of Avraham to do what He feels is necessary? Rashi give us the answer that we need to always remember.

 Bereishis (18:18) It's not nice for me to do this without his knowledge. I gave him this land and these five cities are his…

 What a statement. The land is ours, Hashem doesn't feel he can transform the face of Eretz Yisrael without first talking it over with the father of our nation that was promised the land! And so He does. After all before you turn somebodies lush green vegetable garden backyard into a salt mine you schmooze it over first. But it's much deeper than that. For Rashi continues, as does the verse, and tells us it is because Avraham will teach his children to be righteous and just after him. What does the fact that Avraham will educate have to do with the destruction of Sodom.

 The answer can be found perhaps by answering another question that one of my tourists one time asked me. Why is that Hashem decided to make the lowest place on the planet earth in Eretz Yisrael; the Dead Sea area. There must be some significance to this right? The answer is because the entire function of the world and particularly Eretz Yisrael is to "build Hashem a dwelling place in the lower spheres- the tachtonim". Hashem had enough of all of that angel music upstairs. He's not a big fan of harp music and halos- He wanted some Carlebach and a kumzitz down here with the boys. So if the objective is to raise Hashem up from the lowest place than of course the lowest place has to be here.

 If that's the case then perhaps the message of the destruction of Sodom and the creation of the Dead Sea is that there will always be a memorial and a reminder for the children of Avraham as to what happens if we go down and fall too low. Fire and brimstone. Wasteland and destruction. This is what man can bring to the world though our actions. We have the power and the free will to use this lowest area to build up a palace for Hashem, or we can bring down through our action the destruction of the land. Hashem gave the land to Avraham. It is his and his descendants forever. But the land is dynamic. It is for us to learn how to raise Hashem up as our Father Avraham taught us and not to bring down the destruction of Hashem upon it as the Dead Sea will always remind us.

 That in my opinion is one of the most glorious things about Eretz Yisrael. It is a land that a mere drive though the midbar and a look out of our window at the Sea, will bring us reminders that our actions have consequences. It is the signposts Hashem placed there for us.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

David in Tziklag- 877 BC-  So after Dovid's last encounter with Shaul he realized that he just has to get out of town already. Enough is enough. hwo many more times will he go through this. So he heads back to the Philistine territory to th the city of Gat, which as we mentioned is Tel Safi today near Kfar Menachem. It seems counterintuitive afterall it was just a few months prior that he fled from there and was saved by posing as madman. Achish was protected by two bodyguards who were the brothers of Goliath. This was not a good place. Why would Dovid flee there?

 

The answer suggested by our sages is twofold. First of all, he figured that Shaul wouldn't come hunting for him over in Philistine territory. Second of all he knew that Achish's primary enemy was Shaul and the jewish people. With Dovid being an enemy of them, he reckoned that the enemy of my enemy is my friend and he would be able to keep Dovid out of the Jewish kingdom that way. Besides all this Dovid was coming together with all his merry men at this point, as opposed to last time when he came alone. He figured that Achish would not be interested in picking a fight. The plan in fact worked.

 After humbling himself to Achish, Dovid requested that he be given the city called Tziklag which was outside of the regular Plishti area to the south where he might set up his own shop, thus not taking anything from the resources of the Philistines with whom he was living. Achish agreed and Dovid headed further down South. Now where is this Tziklag place? It seems that this has been a source of much debate by archeologists. The original suggestion was that it was near Gaza in a place called hirbat Zachilika- it sounds a little bit like tziklag the location is nearby so why not? In the 1950's though it seems that was debunked and the new proposal was a place called tel a' Chavilafa by Kibbutz Lahav a little bit north of Beer Sheva. In fact, the kibbutz was originally called Tziklag. Yet that idea was also thrown out and the name lahav was given instead.

 The next proposal was Tel Shera near Mishmar Ha'negev. In fact if one looks on google maps it shows up as Tziklag. As recently as this past June there archeologists that suggest that the name Shera which means law in Arabic got its name after the laws that Dovid established there for the division of booty for soldiers that we will learn about. Yet the most recent suggestion and discovery comes last year when a team of archeologists excavated by Hirbat A Ra'I between Kiryat Gat and Lachish much further north than the other sites. In the recent excavations there a Plishti city was found as well as a Jewish city from the times of Dovid was found there as well. You can check out the video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LDMik4h4Zg . The problem with this is that it seems from our texts that it was located in the Negev and not the Shefela of Yehuda. But regardless let's get back to our story,

 So Dovid heads down there with their men and they really do become like Robin Hood but even worse. They loot, murder and kill the evil Amalekites, Gershurites and Gizrites that lived in the South all the way down to Egypt. They would raid their cities and leave no one alive to tell the story and they would walk away with all of their cattle, sheep and money. When Achish who saw their wealth and booty would ask where it would come from, Dovid would say that it came from the Jewish cities and farms that he was raiding in Judah and Kennites. This enforced Achish's feeling that Dovid was no threat and would be his ally. His trust in Dovid is so strong as we shall see that he even will appoint Dovid as his personal bodyguard as he goes out to wage war against the Jews.

 To be honest this is a great story to share with tourists as I drive through the long drive through the Negev and pass some of these places. I never really did before, as I didn't learn this story. But now that I have I certainly will. Now I just need some tourists to come… but I write this column more for me than for you. Hope someone out there is reading it!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S ELECTION 2020 JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 Election night used to be like the seder night it would go until midnight. In 2016 it was like Shavuos going all night long. Now it looks like it's becoming Ramadan and we will be waiting for a month…

 Can one of my friends please pick me up a wide screen TV as you peacefully protest the election results.

 Whatever happens I implore you, please don't buy up all the toilet paper.

 I just found out that my father voted Democrat… I am in shock… he would have never done that while he was alive.

 By the ruling of our Rabbis an extra name has been added to Trump for our prayers for him "Eliezer". From now on he should be called "Loozer Trump" (it was much better in Yiddish)

 The law states that if you are in line to vote when the polls closed they are legally obligated to allow you to vote. I think we need to establish this law by wedding smorgasbords as well.

 The way it looks now the only way that Trump will make it to 270 is if he loses 50 pounds

 If Trump wins pollsters lose all credibility. If Biden wins kvittels lose all credibility.

 It looks like Election day this year is turning into a three day yom tov

 Right now, they’re erecting a massive protective fence around the White House in the event that things get crazy. I took four years but Trump is finally getting his wall.

At this point, I’m not sure if Trump’s trying to keep protesters out or keep himself in,”

2020 total election votes so far: 139,817,274 Calories I’ve eaten in the past 48 hours: 197,513,872

 TRUMP- Last night I was leading, often solidly, in many key States, in almost all instances Democrat run & controlled. Then, one by one, they started to magically disappear as surprise ballot dumps were counted. VERY STRANGE

 Me- Last night I had an entire pizza in front of me. Then one by one, the slices started to magically disappear as the night went along. VERY STRANGE, and now this morning there is no sign of it.

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Answer is C –  And so right from the start we start with the difficult and crazy questions of information I will never need or use. But whadaya know, despite not having a clue who this Abu Nabut is I got the right answer with a bit of process of elimination. I know Akko and Chevron pretty well and I know some of the Arab names associated with those cities and I don't remember any Abu Nabuts, I figured Abu Ghosh, a little suburb outside of Telshe Stone doesn''t have anything to significant about it where Jaffa on the other hand certainly does. So I went with Jaffa which was the correct answer! Turns out this Abu Nabut, which means father of the "club" because he walked around with a club all day and beat up people, was good friends and lived at the same time as EL Jazzar " the butcher of Akko" who was governor of that city, while Nabut ruled Jaffa. He even tried to take over Akko but was stopped by Haim Farchi and ultimately that led to Farchi's downfall. So technichally there is an Akko connection too. But being that Nabut was the governor of Jaffa that would be the correct answer. So we start off the new exam on top with 2 for Rabbi Schwartz and 0 for the Ministry of tourism.