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Thursday, January 10, 2019

Galus America- Parshat Bo 2019 /5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
January 11th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 15-5th of Shevat 5779

Parshat Bo
Galus America
It’s It’s a big country you have there. I just came back from my two-week family trip to the States for my sister’s wedding. This was the longest I’ve been out of the holy land since we moved here 8½ years ago and the first time the whole family was back there together. I’m not the homesick type. My parents sent me to sleep away camp when I was five years old-they wouldn’t accept me when I was four… So that kind of cured me. But I tell you, it was rough being away from Eretz Yisrael for so long. It really stinks in America. I don’t know how you guys do it. Don’t you miss the holiness of our land? The beautiful mountains, valleys, streams of Hashem’s promised country. I dunno. It was certainly not easy.

Now don’t get me wrong, we had an amazing time. We were in Lakewood, a true city of Torah, with shuls and batei midrash on every block. It wasn’t the Lakewood I remembered from 25 years ago, when there was only one Kosher restaurant (R&S- best kishka in the world) and Gelbstien’s that would sell Pizza out in the back with the best tuna sandwiches. Now there was three pizzas in the same shopping strip about a 15-minute drive from what was once the center of town. Yes, I ate in all three so none would feel bad or left out. Jackson, Tom’s River places that were out in the boondocks years ago now have large Jewish complexes and the once simple yeshiva houses are these huge palatial Jewish mansions or estates. My son asked me why they need such big houses here. When I took him to Gourmet Glatt with its three aisles of herring, four counters of meat of all cuts and cuisines and the endless rows of every type of delicacy a human could dream of- truly what I imagine Gan Eden to look like- I explained to him, that they needed the big houses to keep all this food in. It would never fit in our small Israeli homes.

We then drove for Shabbos Sheva Brachos to Detroit. Now, I lived in the States many years. I love to drive. We used to drive to Detroit all the time. I even drove with my family cross country for three weeks when we moved from Virginia to Seattle. But it’s been a while. By the time we hit mid Pennsylvania after 5 hours I was wiped. I told my kids that we could have just driven from Metulla to Eilat and we’re not even half way there. What do they need such a big country for? We manage quite well here with a lot less space. I know that there are a lot of gentiles that live in America. But c’mon goyim don’t need a lot of space. How many kids do they have anyways? I think it was the first time I ever had my wife drive because I just needed a break. Maybe I have become an Israeli? Eich naflu giborim-Oh how the mighty have fallen. On the way back after an amazing Shabbos with all my old friends and family I couldn’t even make it the whole way we stopped off in Clarion Pennsylvania for the night. I have definitely lost my touch.

Now although for me the highlight of trips to America is of course the restaurants. Israel is the land of milk and honey and the best produce and vegetables in the world, but we never got promised a country of good steaks. Certainly not Essen’s on Coney’s, pastrami, corn beef and sino Steaks. For my wife and daughters though, they came to shop. It was like the last day that the Jews were in Egypt in the plague of darkness, they were hitting every place and cleaning them all out. Now my wife had prepared for this in advance. I was only allowed to bring two pairs of underwear and socks and one shirt on this trip because the rest of the luggage space was already “spoken for”. We came back with 10 duffle bags. It was like a second Aliyah. I wouldn’t say it was exactly vayinatzlu es mitzrayim- they emptied out ‘Egypt’ the Torah tells us about. But I could have used a few donkeys that our ancestors had for the Exodus to shlep all this booty home.
But this trip really got me thinking about our Exodus from Egypt. What was it really all about. Why were we put there? Yes, we all know, the promise to Avraham by the bris bein habesarim that we would be exiled and then inherit the land. We know that the brothers sinned with Yosef and so we were sent down. We know that the Jews sinned by the first Temple and the second Temple and then had to be sent out. But what is this whole exile/ punishment thing really about. There is no nation in the history of the world that has traveled so far and so wide across the globe like ours has for millennia. Just when we get settled somewhere and finally make it. Boom! We are thrown out. It generally isn’t a slow emigration either. Usually within a very short time a country that was once teeming with Jews is suddenly emptied and it was as if we were never there. Look around the world through our exiles; Egypt, Persia, Babylonia, Africa, Rome, Greece, Spain, Portugal, Eastern Europe, Russia, France, it’s crazy when you think about it. This not to mention that far out places like India, China South America and other places that there are the ten lost tribes that have disappeared. What is this all about?

There is an incredible idea I heard from Rabbi Daniel Glatstien, that the Chasam Sofer notes in various places that he received from his Rebbe the Panim Yafos. The Ohr Hachayim Hakadosh mentions it as well and it is elaborated on by Rav Gedalyah Shorr and the Sefas Emes. It’s deep, but in the words of the Chasam Sofer its one of the most essential ideas in understanding the subject. Truth is it really doesn't even make sense otherwise. The concept is that when Adam, who possessed all the sparks and souls of holiness sinned by eating from the eitz hada’as- the tree of knowledge, those sparks were scattered all over the world and “captured” by the “dark side”. The role of the Jewish people is to gather all those sparks back and bring them back to a united holy whole amongst our nation. It is why Avraham first has to go down to Egypt to begin that work, when his wife Sarah is captured by Pharaoh. She began the work of bringing back those sparks. When he left the Torah tells us he went out laden with gifts- those were sparks that he returned to the fold.

 When Avraham asked Hashem how his children will inherit the land. His intent was to ask, that there are sparks of holiness all over the world that need to be restored. The job in Egypt was not complete. Hashem told him his children will come down and be exiled here and they will leave with rechush gadol- a great bounty. The Panim Yafos, the Chasam Sofer’s rebbe notes that rechush gadol plus 70 souls that went down is the gematria of eitz hadaas- the tree of knowledge. The sin we are fixing. The bounty is that we will clean out all of the sparks in Egypt. He continues and writes that we don’t eat chametz on Pesach because the Torah says we should tell our children Baavur zeh- because of this Hashem took us out of Egypt. Zeh in the “AT BaSh method of calculation is the same letters as Eitz- tree. {At BaSh is the first letter of the aleph beit is replaced with the last letter Aleph= Taf , Beit= Shin and so on}.

It is for this reason Rav Gedalya Shorr notes that the Jews were sent into exile all over the world. Each place we were exiled to our job there is to clean it out. Take all those holy sparks back. We do that through mitzvos, through Torah study, through drawing in the souls of the converts that have been scattered amongst the nations. Once we finish our job, when there is nothing left, Hashem sends out. We get chucked. We reach the peak of success and holiness, we have uplifted the place we were sent to and "Mission Accomplished", Hashem has them throw us out. The Chasam Sofer says that’s why the Jewish people are told not to go back to Egypt. We finished our work there. It’s why when Pharaoh tells Moshe that Moshe should not see his face anymore, before the final plague, Moshe agrees and tells Pharaoh he is correct. There’s no point anymore. I have it all.

If you ask me, I think we emptied out all the sparks in Africa, Syria, in Persia and Babylonia and even of Eastern Europe already. Yes, even in Uman. Russia is pretty much cleaned out as well and they’ve got a few sparks left in the UK and few other western countries. The US though is a pretty big country. It’s fascinating how a lot of the old communities no longer exist. In the 1860’s The large Jewish communities in Kentucky, Tennessee and Mississippi were expelled by Ulyssess Grant. Galveston, Texas, Wichita Kansas, New Orleans, Oakland California and Newark New Jersey all had huge Jewish communities today they are all gone. No more sparks left. It seems that Lakewood got all its sparks out, so its movin over to Tom’s River and Jackson and Brooklyn has Jews moving out to Mill Basin, Sheepshead Bay and Bayswater. At least those that are not moving out to Lakewood are. 

The sparks are finishing up. But do the people there realize it? Do they realize that their job is almost done? That very soon like everywhere else, if history serves as the ultimate barometer, Jews will be thrown out. I know it’s nice and cushy to think “Never Again”, but a periphery look at our history tells us its “always again”. That’s what Galus is all about. Does that make you feel apprehensive? Insecure? Nervous? Well we’ve only been there a century or two. Imagine how the Jews felt in Egypt after 400 years. In Spain for 1400 or so. Hashem is accelerating it. We’re growing fast and furious and doing our work incredibly in that big big country between the Pacific and Atlantic. Torah, Kosher, Mitzvos, Outreach work, Baal Teshuvas and converts the sparks are already gathering pretty much in and it is time very soon for those of you still there to start getting a head start and coming home.

It’s really nothing to be nervous about. There is no other exile after America. You are at the last stop. There’s a few last strongholds it seems NY, NJ, California, Chicago, Baltimore Miami are the biggies and a few more little ones. I understand you need big houses and huge shuls to hold all of those sparks you are gathering in. But Rav Shorrr says that the sparks at the end of days will not need Galus to bring them home. Rather, Eretz Yisrael will serve as a powerful magnet that all the nations will be drawn to. U’bau amim yachdov- the nations will all come together. We had 4 million of them just visit this last year alone. My wife took the first 10 duffle bags of the booty and clothing of the “Americans” she still has a few more sitting there. Anyone want to bring the rest?
Have a holy, redemptive Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Laig nit op oif morgen vos du kenst heint bazorgen” Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://www.facebook.com/meir.kolko/videos/2255010514563048/?t=9  Higlights of Rivky and Luzy’s wedding (sorry only have facebook link) with my chupah song J


https://youtu.be/c6S0z0BiXx8   - Shlock Rock Born in the USA- Making Aliyah today

https://youtu.be/2AcoQ8WDUQc - Goodbye Galus an oldie goodie when Avraham Fried was younger

https://youtu.be/fAF87cYHNk8 - Check out What happens when I leave israel and pray that it should rain while I have no tours. Awesome!! Look at the water that has returned. Keep on praying!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q The Jewish calendar year is based on:
A. The sun and the moon
B. The sun
C. The moon
D. None of the above is true

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat BoAnother one of the tools in the lamdan’s toolbox is utilizing questions which seemingly reveal discrepancies in the text or narrative and through the questions one can reveal the hidden idea, or the one answer that solves both problems. The more questions that can be resolved with one answer, the better the answer is and brings you closer to the truth.

Take the story of the Exodus. In this week’s parsha. We are told that the Jews were commanded to put blood on their doorposts so that the “destroyer / angel of death will not strike their homes and kill their first-borns. Question A) Doesn’t it tell us that Hashem is striking the first-borns, where does the angel of death come into it? Question B) If it is Hashem, why does He need the blood to tell, why can’t He know without the blood? A third question is the mitzvah of pidyon Haben- redeeming the first born is mentioned in this parsha. The Torah tells us that the reason for this mitzvah is because Hashem saved our firstborns when He killed the Egyptians ones. Therefore they are His and we have to redeem them. If this is the case, then why asks Rabbi Akiva Eiger, is the law of pidyon haben only on the firstborns of the mother, in Egypt the first born of the father (who may not have been in the first born of the mother; eg; if the mother had a baby with someone else first) were also killed. So why is this mitzvah of pidyon haben on these firstborns as well?

So Rabbi Akiva Eiger, very lomdushly notes, that the first-born of the mother was distinguishable to all. Everyone knew who that was. Therefore, they were killed by the malach hamaves- the angel of death, the destroyer that carried out the plague. The firstborn of the father, on the other hand, was only known by Hashem. An angel has no way of knowing, who the father of the baby is. So those firstborns were killed by Hashem. When it is Hashem that is doing the killing the Jewish first-borns of the father were never in danger. Thus the mitzvah of redeeming them never applied. They were not at risk. Hashem knows who’s Jewish and who’s not. The blood on the doorpost was only for the angel of Death, tasked with killing the first born of the mothers. He at a time of wrath, can’t tell the difference between the Jewish homes and Egyptians and therefore the blood was necessary.

Now you see how the question + question= an answer.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Givat Ha’Areilut- Foreskin hill! 1272 BC  Upon crossing the Jordan river, the Jews headed over to Gigal to fulfill the mitzvah that they hadn’t done in 40 years in the wilderness; circumcision- brit mila. The mitzvah couldn’t be fulfilled in the wilderness, as it is life-threateningly dangerous to travel within 3 days of the bris and the Jews always had to be on call to pick up and leave. As well now that they had to cross into the land and conquer it they had to have a bris as this was the land of Avraham’s descendants which of course had to be circumcised.

So the Jews gather together on this hill. Yehoshuah personally circumcises them with charbot tzurim, flint stone knives he was commanded to use. As this is the 11th of Nissan this worked out quite well for the males, because they were now to wiped out to doing any Pesach cleaning for this first Pesach seder to be kept in 40 years and the first ever in Israel. This was another reason they had to have a bris, as the Korban Peach could only be eaten by those had a bris. This set a precedent, by the way of men not having to do Pesach cleaning J

Now we do not know where the hill of the foreskins, which is what the Navi tells us it was called. As they Jewish tradition is that we bury the foreskins and that is where they are buried. Being that there were hundreds of thousands if not more than a million of them buried there, they formed quite a hill.

There are a bunch of hills that were found near Yericho, that had Cannanite period remains there called Chirbat Jiljul in Arabic that archaeologists identify as being Gilgal. They like it because the Arabic name sounds like Gilgal, as well it is near Yericho as the navi says. On the other hand, other archaeologists disagree, first of all Jiljul is on the western side of Yericho, and the navi says it should be on the eastern side. In addition, it is too close to the city of Yericho, the enemy city. He wouldn’t camp there and leave the people pretty much unprotected after the circumcising the entire army. Yehoshua more liklely would camp near the Jordan river, as it was a source of water, which is Jijul doesn’t have any. So they rather place Gilgal by Ein Hijla, an ancient spring near a Greek Orthodox Church Crusader period monastery called Deir Hijla. One of the rules in archeology is if the Christians make it a holy site there’s a good chance that it was a Jewish site previous to that, as they were pretty unoriginal and tried to co-opt and build off of everything that we had already. Actually Beit Hijla is a city mentioned in the book of Yehoshua and this past year “settlement” families set up shop there with a good old fashioned “illegal settlement”  and are trying to establish a settlement on this ancient important Jewish sites. I have yet to visit but I understand they give tours of the area and even point out a hill that they believe is the Givat Ha’areilut.

A few lessons I like to share with my tourists about this story. This is not the first time we have had mass circumcisions. In the early 1990’s with the Russian and Ethiopian Aliya a whole clinic was set up in Hadassah hospital to circumcise 10s of thousands of Olim that were coming from countries that never had it done. In fact a few years ago, the Israelis started Project Abraham, in conjunction with the United States to fly down to Africa and circumcise thousands of Africans as a form of AIDs prevention. Israel of course being the experts on mass male circumcisions.

The last thing I like to point out is that Yehoshua is commanded to circumcise the men with swords made out of flint stone. This is the second time that we find that the knives there were made out of flint. The other time being when Tzipporah wife of Moshe circumcised her son on the way down to Egypt. We use metal today, which seems to be a change from the tradition brought down in the Torah. When did this change? So usually when I’m at Tel Azeka near Beit Shemesh and talk about the story of Dovid and Golyas I mention that the midrash tells us that it changes over there. See Dovid throws his rock from the slingshot, it hits the metal helmet of Goliath and the helmet refused to open. The rock cut a deal- pun intended- that it would give the metal helmet the mitzvah of circumcision in exchange for the metal helmet opening up and letting the rock sink into Goliath’s skull. And there you have it!

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S HOTEL JOKES  OF THE WEEK
Rabbi Greenberg was traveling through Georgia. He got off the bus by mistake in a small little hick town. He walked through the village and approached a hefty old man sitting in a a rocking chair and asked him
Excuse me, would you tell me where the local synagogue is?”
The southern bigot turned to him nastily and said
We don’t allow Jews in this here town”
The Rabbi smiled uneasily and said as he walked away
I guess that’s why it’s only still a little town!”
An elderly Jewish couple on their way to vacation in Hawaii got into an argument about the pronunciation of  Hawaii” He was sure it was “Havyiee” while she maintained it was “Hawaii”.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw
“Would you mind telling us the name of this island”
“Havyiee!” the man replied
Thanks” said the husband
Your velcome” he replied
 Cohen and his wife were Europe. When they went to the famous art museum The Louvre, in Paris and saw the original painting of the Mona Lisa, Mrs. Cohen sighed,
 “Isn’t that beautiful?”
Mr. Cohen was not impressed. He replied
What’s the big deal we have the same picture in our calendar in the kitchen!”
 One special mountain resort prided itself on the exercise program they had for their clients. Each vacationer was to perform a certain number of exercises each morning. He said indignantly
I came for rest and relaxation and food- not for exercise”
When it came time to check out the owner met him at the checkout desk
Mr. Goldberg, I want to thank you for being our guest- but could you please do me one favor?”
Goldberg replied “Nu- vat do you vant?”
“I wonder if you could do a simple exercise for me. You see in our advertisements we say every guest exercises. Even just a bit is all you have to do, so I’m not called a liar.”
“So what do you want me to do?”
“Please”- the owner asked “If you could pick up your suitcase over ther near the door and bring it to the desk. It’s really simple and all I request.”
So Goldberg went over brought the suitcase over to the owner begrudgingly.
Now one more thing, Could you bend down low and touch your suitcase?”
Goldberg does a knee-bend and touches the suitcase, “Nu- Now what?!”
“Now”shouted the owner “ Can you open it up and give me back my towels!!”

Sadie and Sam were on a cruise ship when it broke apart and they found themselves in middle of the ocean hanging on to a raft for dear life.
Suddenly Sadie sees a sailboat on the horizon and starts to shour
Sam a sail… a sail… !
Sam shouts back “We’re drowning and she wants to go shopping!”
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Answer is A–  Now this is really an easy and tricky question. It’s this week’s Torah portion as well. It’s easy because most know that we definitely don’t have a solar calendar. We count the months of the year by the moon. On the other hand we know that the holiday of Pesach must fall out in the spring and if we had a strictly solar calendar like the Muslims do than it would shift from year to year (as we would be short the 11 day difference between the 365 solar year and 354 lunar) so we balance that by making a leap year every few years and adding an extra month of Adar as we do this year. So that’s probably the answer they want. But the problem is that it’s not true as well as in the times of the Temple when the month would be established by the Sanhedrin court, there were other factors as well taken into account. It could be crops, it could be politics or things going on in the country. So technically speaking the real answer is that it would be none of the above. It was established by the court. However, I don’t believe the ministry of tourism is aware of this Talmudic law. So I went with A) but they should really lose a point for this one for asking a bad question.
score is Schwartz 11 and 1 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.

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