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Friday, January 18, 2019

New Tourism- Parshat Beshalach 2019 /5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
January 18th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 16-12th of Shevat 5779

Parshat Beshalach
New Tourism
. Hishtalmiyot. That’s what I spent this past Monday doing. See as tour guides in Israel, the government is not satisfied with just licensing you and taking your payment every two years to renew your license. You have to go on two tours every two years provided by the Ministry of Tourism (at 100 shek a pop) as continuing ed. It’s not a bad thing, truth be told. You get to see places you may not have been before, updated discoveries or changes and shifts in some of the familiar excavations and the theories about what they were. The problem is that thank god with a busy touring schedule and when I’m off from that being busy with my shul, the family and of course this weekly E-mail who has time to take off for a MOT hishtalmiyot tour. So I fell behind, and now it’s the beginning of the year and I’m scrambling to make-up the last two years required tours so I can renew my license.

There are those that like going on long hikes, or archaeological sites. Me? I just wanted the quick and easy and perhaps interesting along the way. So I chose the “Mitzpe Ramon; the new capital of the new tourism in Israel”. It promised a visit to a winery, always a good thing and a walk along the new tourist center called the spice trail with all types of attractions. Nothing too intense. I had a tour the previous day there anyways. So it worked out perfectly, as I was even able to snag a ride back to Tel Aviv at the end with the bus from where I ‘train’ed it home.

The day was a pretty pleasant one, I certainly got a few more sites to put in my box. But perhaps what was most eye-opening was the lecture our guide gave us about the concept of “new tourism”. This seemed to be a theme of his and we had a half hour power-pointed seminar on the changing trend in tourism in the world and in Israel. See, in the old days people needed guides to take them places, to show them things, and teach them about the sites. Today with Waze and other GPS’s and this new-fangled invention called the internet and smartphones, people have more information in that little rectangle box in their hand then even the most knowledgeable tour guide will ever have. It’s a different world today and for a tour guide to be successful you need to understand the trends or end up going the way of 8 track cassettes, Kodak film and Blockbuster videos. So what are tourists looking for today?

So our guide noted some fascinating studies that were done that where over 12,000 Americans were polled to think about their purchases that were made over the past year with the intent of “increasing their happiness”. Fascinatingly enough, the majority responded that their experiential investments not only did they feel more accurately gave them more long-term pleasure, meaning after 3 months the material purchase wore off, but it even increased each time they remembered their experiences. The reason for this Dr. Van Boven suggests is threefold. The first reason is that as opposed to the material purchase where it is what it is, when one has an experience it generally becomes reinterpreted and embellished upon in retrospect.

"For example, if you go on a hiking trip, and the weather is terrible, you might not view it as a pleasurable experience in the here and now," he said. "Instead, you may view it as a challenge, and over time remember the positive aspects of the experience more than the negative aspects. With material things you can't do this, because they are what they are." (Science Daily)

As well he notes that today’s world values accomplishing goals and challenging oneself. and experiences tend to be associated more with deeper personal meanings than possessions. Finally, he suggests that experiences foster relationships because you tend to do things with other people, so there is a great social aspect to it. As well people are more comfortable and less self-conscious sharing stories about experiences because they're more fun to talk about than material possessions. They are simply more entertaining.

This is the reason, he suggested, that tourism is up. People would rather, tour, see, and experience than spend their money on the better car, the new stereo or smart phone or even the upgrade to their house. So to be an effective tour-guide one has to focus on making the tours as experiential as possible. Off the beaten track hikes and trails, meeting interesting and different people, doing activities that they may never do otherwise, that’s what the new tourism is about. It’s no longer destination, talk-about-a-place or point-out-an-interesting thing tourism of the past. Tourists want to live it, to experience it, to touch, feel and of course taste it. That’s what brings more real and meaningful happiness, that’s what they will remember and as I told our tour guide, I believe that is what Torah and Judaism are fundamentally built upon. And of course it all starts with this week’sparsha.

See unlike all other religions and faith systems, Judaism didn’t start with one guy getting up and preaching higher morals and values. Not some arab in a hijab on his camel in the desert, not some renegade Jew preaching his Messianism next to some money-changers, not some monk with a big belly button on top of a mountain in Tibet. Judaism starts with slavery, persecution, murder, infanticide. It continues with retribution, plagues, blood, frogs, wild animals, darkness, hail. It culminates with the miraculous mind-blowing splitting of the sea, the falling of the manna. This is a story! This is an experience that no other nation ever even considered fabricating because it is truly too wild to make-up. And it is precisely because of these stories that 55% of the world are monotheists. You, can’t make it up. It happened and millions witnessed it. We witnessed it. And the ultimate wisdom of the Torah is that for every single one of those 3371 years since that sea split tens of thousands, to hundreds of thousands and even at some point millions of Jews told over the story that they heard from their parents and grandparents and relived that incredible experience annually and even daily and weekly in our recitation of Shema and Kiddush. We have never missed a generation. Because experiences, not ideas last forever.

This is such a critical concept and it is really the essence of what I believe is the secret to the eternality of Judaism. (Obviously besides that fact that it is true, and that Hashem watches us and promised that we will be eternal- besides all that OK!). See Judaism is not just laws and mitzvos, ideas and even Torah study. Lo hamedrash ikar- ela hama’aseh- the studying of the law is not the main thing rather the action or perhaps even homiletically the story or the experience. It is the Chanuka candles, sitting in the Sukkah, the Pesach seder, the Purim costumes, the Shabbos table. The truth is it’s not only the holidays and weekends either. Putting on teffilin is a mitzvah no one else has. We are tying ourselves to Hashem daily with cow leather straps. That’s pretty cool! Remember how cool and exciting it was by your bar mitzvah. Lighting Shabbos candles-goyim don’t have that. These all are meant to become part of who we are. Even the act of davening, shopping for kosher, putting on your tzitzis and maybe even your shaitel. Judaism and the Torah lifestyle is one where we are meant to experience every faction of our life… ummm…. experientially.

But experiences aren’t only about transforming myself. They are what binds me to other people. It’s not just vacations that we do with family or friends. Much of our mitzvah system is oriented on achieving precisely that goal. On tours we have what’s called team-building experiences. Corporations do that a lot, recognizing that programs and activities that bring people together to overcome challenges or/and celebrate together will make a stronger team, will make them more efficient, more satisfied and will discourage people from leaving and seeking other employment opportunities. They’re part of a team and that engenders loyalty. Well guess what? Hello. That’s what a minyan is all about. That’s what loving your friend is all about. That’s what kol yisrael arevim zeh lazeh- each Jew is the guarantor of the next means. And that’s why we all sang together when we came out of the Sea. It was one big team building exercise and we not only survived, we were thus born. Har Sinai, 49 days later, when we all called out na’aseh v’nishma was just an affirmation of that song of the sea. We were one. Hashem is one and his word is the eternal secret how we will be forever.

We have lost many Jews over the years and generations. We are losing Jews today. I wonder if it is perhaps because they see their Judaism as old-outdated tourism. Someone hammering information and rules into their heads when they know that they have more in their smartphone than their parents or Rabbis ever will have. They haven’t appreciated or connected the experiential Judaism as being the essence of it all. The great head of the Yeshiva movement the Netziv writes when the Torah tells us in Devarim not to forget what happened on Sinai, writes ruefully that perhaps because we get so caught up in the study or extrapolation of Torah that we will come to forget the actual story of the giving of the Torah. It was a cool experience. That’s what we need to remember. It’s what we are meant to attach to. It is something that when we think about it will make us fill with nostalgia and warmth. Like when you remember the incredible marathon you ran, the family vacation you had, the home run you hit, the performance you had and of course the Israel tour you took with Rabbi Schwartz. I’ve done my hishtalmiyot. I’m licensed again. And I’m all set to take on the world not just in tourism with this new tourism outlook, but in my Judaism as well. May Hashem allow us to already experience the ultimate experience, the shofar blast we await, the old man on the donkey, the wings of eagles and the heavenly temple of fire descending on our mountain top. Now wouldn’t that be cool.

Have a transformative Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Az men lebt, erleybt men.” –As one lives-one experiences

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/czIBqJ7bC_w  Simcha Leiner new anti-bully song with 1001 voices nice!

https://youtu.be/by8Vql0p0e8  -Wow! Talk about a golden oldie- in honor of Shabbos Shira- Live footage of London School of Jewish song singing Shir with Yigal Calek

https://youtu.be/WbtwqBLpetc   - You know Beshalach isn’t complete without Rau Banim the great Shwekey hit this one sung by Maccabeats with lyrics and translation

https://youtu.be/uP-FDgTZJpY- Guess you need a bit of Fried Hisyatzavu Ur’oo as well also from when Avremeleh didn’t have any white hairs. Not sure which choir is accompanying him? Anyone?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q The “Duc in Altum” church is found in:
A. Magdala
B. Tabha
C. Capernaum (Kfar Naum)
D. The Mount of Olives

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat BeshalachThe next lomdushe tool is not for everyone. It’s called the shtell-tzu, finding a question in one place and by connecting it to a “random” gemara seemingly unrelated, one can answer the question. This is really more of pilpul than lomdus. But it does take a lamdan to make the connections that the mifalpel- the one that just brings together related topics might not be able to make. Let me show you what I mean.

This week’s Torah portion has the Az Yashir song that the Jews sang upon leaving the Yam Suf and that we recite daily in our morning prayers. Rashi notes that in that song the drowning of the Egyptians is described with different examples. In one place it says the drowned like oferet- lead another it says ka’kash- like straw and another like a stone. So he explains that the wicked were like straw bouncing up and down and getting torn apart. Whereas the average Egyptians drowned like a rock while the “kosher” Egyptians were like lead- straight down to the bottom.

The question however is that in the morning prayer that we recite of vayivarech david (from Nechemia) each morning we recite the words

V’es rodfeyehm hishlacta b’mitzolos ka’even ba’mayimm azim- and their pursuers he threw into the depths like a rock in strong waters.

Reb Chayim Kanievsky, a true lamdan who when reading these words in davening automatically makes the connection to the previous Rashi, asks why are the pursuers compared to rocks. Seemingly they are the evil ones and should be compared to straw. As well he notes, (and this utilizes one of the tools we had last week, of asking one question that can reveal the other one), why does it say they were thrown in strong waters?  They drowned, fartig, who needs to know how the waters were?

He answers with a connection to a gemara in tractate Baba Basra
BB(73b) Rabba Bar Bar Chana went to bathe in water to cool off and a voice from heaven called out and said he should not bathe there. Because the blade of an axe fell there 7 years before and has yet to have rested on the floor (and he might injure himself)
The Talmud then continues
This is not because the water was so deep, rather because of the forcefulness and strength of the current of the river.
So Reb Chaim reads that Gemara and click! The prayer tells us that the water azim- it had a powerful current. So therefore even though the wicked were thrown in like a rock however unlike the kosher ones and the average Egyptians that sunk like a rock and lead, the wicked pursuing Egyptians were like a rock thrown into ‘wild waters’ and therefore they bobbed up and down like straw. And it all works out. The prayer is talking about the way they were thrown in and the song of Az Yashir which says straw is talking about how they were consumed or destroyed…slowly and painfully as they deserved for all they did to the Jews.
It’s nice to be Reb Chayim Kanievsky and know the entire Torah and have the ability to make these lomdushe connnections.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Battle of Yericho 1272 BC  We have finally arrived at the first battle of Yehoshua upon crossing the Yarden, and it was a battle like no other. By the order of Hashem Yehoshua has the men, all the men which numbered hundreds of thousands to march around the city with the Aron- the ark, once a day for 6 days. On the seventh day, which was Shabbos, they would march 7 times around, blow their shofars and the walls would come tumbling down sinking into the ground. And that’s exactly what happened. They Jews then strolled into the city and by Yehoshua’s command all the booty was destroyed and the enemy all killed, no prisoners were to be taken. This was Hashem’s war, His victory and thus none were entitled to anything. As well this first battle was meant to show the rest of the kings of Canaan, that the Jews were not “mucking about” as my English friends like to say. We were here and unless they surrendered they were in for trouble.

I obviously share this story whenever we have a lookout for Yericho, whether it is when driving by on Highway 90- the Kvish Habik’a or from my lookout point in Mitzpe Yericho. As well I like to note when I am by Nebi Samuel, which was called by the Crusaders Mt. of Joy that it was from there that the Crusaders arrived to Israel and looked over to Jerusalem seeing themselves as Yehoshua returning to the holy land to liberate it from the Muslims. They as well upon coming to the Old City surrounded it 7 times and blew shofars. Only thing is that the walls didn’t budge. Can you believe that! So instead they just blew right in and massacred everyone- at least fulfilling that aspect of Yehoshua’s battle. Interesting as well to note and that I point out when we are at various Jewish Rabbi’s graves like Rebbi Pinchas Ben Yair in Tzfat, Yonasan Ben Uziel in Amuka, the Rashbi in Meron and even by Kever Rachel in Bethlehem, many have a custom to walk around the grave 7 times reciting psalms along the way and seemingly this custom comes from this first battle of Yehoshua where we are told that those sivuvim- those circles knock away all the forces of evil and allows the spirit of Hashem to reign supreme. It’s as well why many suggest we have the custom by a wedding for the bride to encircle the chasan.
Mazel Tov!

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S HOTEL JOKES  OF THE WEEK
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is.
"This temple is 2503 years old", replies the guide.
Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.
"Easy", replies the guide, "the archaeologists said the temple was 2500 years old, and that was three years ago."
 Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
 A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."
A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"
"1215," answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, "OY! Just missed it by a half hour!"

Here’s a guide to American 
culture for Russians visiting the U.S., straight from Russian tour books:
A)“Women play a greater role in business. Often they insist to be treated exactly as an equal and not as a lady.”

B) “As a rule, the [social] invitation will be only on a weekend, and you don’t have to prepare for something extravagant. Everything is the same as ours, only with far less booze.”

C)“‘See you later’ should not be taken literally. That is a courtesy, and no more.”

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver my tour guide was I was until heard the GPS say, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
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Answer is A–  I saw this question and groaned. I have no clue. Never heard of it. Don’t know what Duc in Alcum means. Don’t really care. More likely then not this would be one of those questions I skipped. But  can’t do that with you guys. So I guessed wildly. I figured I was at Capernaum- or kfar nachum where yoshka preached and was chucked out by the Jews. Tabcha had something to do with fish “miracles” and Mt. of olives is where he hung out till he was killed and has quite a few churches there. So that left Magdala near Tiverya where I have never been. So I went with that. And whadaya know? The Rabbi was right! Boom! Even better than that I knew why I never knew it because it wasn’t even around when I did my tour guiding course. It’s the new church complex right out of Tiverya that they built just recently. Duc al Alcum means in the deep. Where yoshki told Peter to throw his nets.. but who really cares?! I got it right!!
score is Schwartz 12 and 1 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.

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