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Thursday, December 31, 2020

Yearly Returns- Parshat Vayechi 2021/ 5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

January 1st 2021 (Finally!) -Volume 11 Issue 12 17th Tevet 5781

 

Parshat Vayechi

 

Yearly Returns

 

Maybe someone out there can explain this to me. Are any of you accountants or tax people? Why is it that on the one hand I can't deduct my 18-year-old and my 22-year-old son as dependents on my US tax returns anymore and I don't get any child tax credits for them anymore, despite the fact that I'm paying their tuition in seminary and Yeshiva, which thank God, praise Israel is a heck of a lot cheaper in Israel than it is in America. In fact, to be honest, their books in the States cost as much as the entire tuition I'm paying and I don't even get a scholarship! Yeah you should move here…But I digress back to our question. So I don't get any deductions or credits but at the same time those same "non-dependent" children of mine aren’t entitled to get their own stimulus grant from Israel's best US president ever because they are considered dependents.

 

{See how I wrote that there…It's really to infuriate everyone; those that hate Trump and can't see the word "best president" next to his name and those that love him will be upset that I only wrote he is "Israel's best president". I try to be an equal opportunity offender and sadly in another week or so I won't be able to milk the Trump thing for much E-Mail material anymore… at least for another four years shhhh …wink wink nod nod}

 

But really it doesn't make sense. Are they dependents or not? OK I’ll admit Yonah, doesn't cost me that much. He pretty much sits in yeshiva and learns and really barely asks me for an agura. Although his taxi cab bill for his dating life is starting to add up. But at least with hotels closed he doesn't have to buy drinks as he just goes on dates in people's backyards these days. Rivkah on the other hand still shops on Mommy's credit card, thank-you-very-much-Ali-Express. I don't even know what she buys and frankly I don't want to know. But I do get nervous when my wife tells me that it's good that I don't want to know. So seemingly if I'm paying bills here for them, then I should be allowed to deduct them as dependents or get a credit for them. And if they're not my dependents than why can't they get their own stimulus check. Then maybe they won't need Mommy's credit card or Daddy's Gett Taxi App.

 

Now I don't want you to think I'm complaining here. I really really appreciate the fact that there is this stimulus plan in the first place and that they're even giving me anything, despite the fact that I don't live in the States and frankly don't think most Jews should as well. I mean it would be one thing if I contributed a lot with my taxes to government, but after what they take from me here there isn't too much left for the Red, White and Blue.  So I'm not complaining at all. I'm happy that there are these stimulus checks and it's in dollars even. I mean the Israeli stimulus grants I received pretty much covered a falafel or two or shwarma, but not even in a laffa…which is really the only respectable way to eat a shwarma. God Bless the USA. I'm just trying to understand the logic, that's all. Or is there none, which is also fine. I'm kind of used to Government's rules that make no sense from this whole Corona thing by now. (It seems that Corona only effects 4-8th graders as the rest of the grades are allowed to go to school, and I have to gag in a mask the entire davening, but by Kiddush afterwards it's fine to sit next to everyone and eat…). I'm just curious if anyone understands this. It would be nice to get that money too. Let the kids kick some back to the old man…

 

Now this week's parsha certainly seems to introduce us to this idea of the children supporting their parents. In fact, it's in the first verse and perhaps even in the first word. Our parsha begins with the end of the life of Yaakov. In last week's parsha he had come down to Egypt with the brothers in the wagons Yosef had sent for him. He met Pharaoh and as per Pharaoh's query he told him that he was 130 years old. No spring chicken, for those that didn't read or forgot last week's E-Mail. This week we fast forward and the parsha begins with the seemingly redundant words and math calculation for us

 

Bereishis (47:28) Vayechi- And Yaakov lived in the land of Egypt for seventeen years, and Yaakov's days, the years of his life, were a hundred and forty-seven years.

 

As we know the Torah is kind of cheap on ink. It doesn't have to do math problems for us. If the Torah wanted us to know how old Yaakov was all it needed to say was that he was 147. Even if it wanted us to know how long Yaakov was in Egypt for-although I don't know why we would need to know that, it really doesn't take advanced calculus. He's 147 this week and was 130 last week when he came down to Egypt. Ergo- 147-130= 17 years in Egypt. Even Tully could figure that out and he's in an Israeli cheder. So obviously the Torah is not just trying to save us time from taking out our calculators. There must be a lesson in the Torah pointing out and highlighting for us these 17 years that Yaakov lived in Egypt and most of the commentaries all come to the same conclusion. But I still don't get it.

 

The short list of commentaries that I briefly checked include Daas Zekeinim Baalei Tosfos, the Baal Haturim, Rabbeinu Bachaya and the Ohr Hachayim Hakadosh and they all note that this is not the first time we find the number 17 in reference to Yaakov. If we rewind a bit we find back in Parshas Vayeishev when Yaakov finally settles down in Israel prior to Yosef's being sold to Egypt, the pasuk tells us

 

Bereishis (37:1-2) Yaakov dwelt in the land of his father's sojournings, in the land of Canaan. These are the generations of Jacob: when Joseph was seventeen years old, he was shepherding with his brother

 

"Aha!" they all say. Yaakov supported Yosef for 17 years before he was taken from him and now again the Torah wants us to notice that we find Yaakov living in Mitzryaim for 17 years, only this time he is being supported by Yosef. The reason the Torah is telling us this is to teach us that in the merit that Yaakov supported Yosef for 17 years, he merited that Yosef would be able to "pay him back" and support him for 17 years. In fact, Rabeinu Bachaya does a little more brilliant math for us and tells us that 17+17= 34 which is the gematria of the word Vayechi- and he (Yaakov) lived, that is the title of this Parsha. That is if to tell us that those 34 years that Yaakov was with Yosef, supporting and being supported, were the only years that Yaakov truly lived. The rest of his years were filled with trouble and tribulation. The Ohr Hachayim notes that 17 as well is the gematria of Tov- good. Those 17 years on both ends of Yaakov's life were the good ones.

 

Now all of this is nice and good and the math really works out well, yet it leaves me with two big questions. The first is, that is it really that big of a deal that Yaakov supported Yosef from when he was a baby until he was 17 years old. I mean it seems that even according to the US Tax law one can still claim them as dependents. Hey, maybe that's where they got it from? But really, jokes aside, it's a parent's job to support their children. It's a natural instinct, particularly a Jewish parent. Now some might say that might be true for a Jewish mother, but you know us fathers we just travel around and tour the country and leave the hard work for the parent that actually physically brought them in the world and that are certainly more qualified to do so. But Yosef was an orphan. Yosef, was the son of his beloved Rachel, of course he was going to take care of him. So what's the big deal?

 

Second of all and perhaps even more perplexing, is the question that is it really such a big reward to have your children become your providers? I think that most of us hope that by the time we come of age that we have enough savings that we can provide for ourselves and even be the good Zaidies and Bubbies that send money to the kids in Israel, or maybe even treat the whole family to a trip to Israel to tour the country with its best tour guide. Isn't it sad if we reach that age and we need our children to take care and support us? I think it's particularly tragic in Yaakov's case where it seems that at one point he was fabulously wealthy. He had herds and herds of cattle of sheep of goats, he was blessed by Hashem with everything and here he was coming down to Egypt in Yosef's wagon and dependent on Yosef's generous handouts to put bread on his table. What's the big reward about that?

 

The answer perhaps to both questions can be found in a story that I had heard. There was a young boy, Avremeleh, that was born in a DP camp right after the war. His father had seemingly disappeared, leaving the mother and child all alone in the world. They came to America and it was just the two of them. His mother, a heroic woman, rather than being broken by the devastating circumstances life had dealt her, placing her in a foreign country with a language she wasn't familiar with and no chance of getting remarried as she was technically still a married woman. and with the sole responsibility of providing for this child, picked herself up and did whatever it took for her son. Her life revolved around providing for him. She worked hard and made sure that he would have all of the opportunities life could offer him. And he did.

 

As time and life went by Mom got older and sicker. She was placed in a nursing home, but Avremeleh would visit her regularly with his children. She would teach them the songs she remembered from her youth and play with them. Yet time and age has a way, and sadly, slowly over the years she deteriorated, She no longer had her faculties and ultimately she fell into a vegetative state. Yet her Avremeleh would still visit, sit with her, stroke and comb her hair and sing the songs that she had sung him.

But after a few years of this it was becoming more and more challenging. The Doctors were putting pressure to ease up on the life-sustaining measures she was being given. There really was nothing left of the mother he once knew and the doctors had said there really was no point in continuing spending the money, the resources and the time as she would remain like this indefinitely. There was no real life left in her.

 

Avremeleh was torn. He knew that he would continue to do anything he could for his mother who had given him life, but he needed chizuk. Was this really the right thing to do? Maybe he should, as the doctors put it, "let her finally be at peace"? What was the point in all of this? So he went to his local Orthodox Rabbi for some guidance, for strength, for the right answers and inspiration about the wisdom of the Torah's way and Hashem's plan. He didn't leave disappointed.

 

In perhaps one of the most powerful insights of his life his Rebbi told him something special about his mother that he would never forget.

 

"Listen Averemleh, I know your mother well. Her entire life was dedicated to you. She lived each day and each moment for you to make sure you had the best life. There was no one else more important, there was nothing that she wouldn't do. It was her greatest joy, it was what gave her pleasure and meaning.

 

 Do you want to know why she is still here? Do you want to know what meaning her life still has? She is still here because she wants to give you still. Because she can't stop giving you. And do you know what she is still giving you? She is giving you the gift of long life. She is giving you the merit of fulfilling the mitzvah of honoring your mother and caring for her for which the Torah tells us one merits longevity. Her holy neshoma knows that as long as she can hang on in this world, that every time you visit her, she is granting you that merit. It is her final gift to you and she hasn't finished giving it yet. That's the reason your mother is still with us. That's the type of person she still is."

 

My Bubby Zeldy Z"L lived for a few months longer after the inspiration Rabbi Duetch Z"L of Detroit gave to my father. Yet that last message of her final years always remain with me.

 

We asked, what was the big deal about Yaakov providing for his son Yosef, for all of those years? I don't believe the merit that Yaakov had was that he provided the physical sustenance for Yosef, in as much as that Yaakov provided the spiritual foundation that Yosef would need for life. In those 17 years, Yosef learned everything he needed to know about his father and his values. Those lessons kept him and stayed with after 20 years of separation where he would still see his father's image before his eyes that would inspire him to remain at his holy state in all of his challenges. The verse tells us "These were the generations of Yaakov, Yosef." Yaakov had 12 children, but to Yosef, because of that immense love he had from his father, he felt like he was an only child. And it was that love and that vision that gave him the fortitude to transform the entire Egypt and rise to the greatest success in order to prepare it for our ultimate exile there.

 

In the merit of those 17 years of the spiritual greatness that Yaakov had given Yosef, he merited the ultimate gift that he would bear the fruit of that selfless work. He lived for 17 years in Mitzrayim. Egypt, was the cesspool of the spiritual world. Yaakov is known as the bechir of the Avos, the chosen and the culmination of all of our forefathers. His image is emblazoned on Hashem's holy throne. How could that holiness survive in Egypt? Imagine putting Reb Chaim Kanievsky Z"L in Eilat, in Las Vegas, in Thailand… It's incomprehensible. Yet Yaakov lived in Mitzrayim. He had tov/good=gematria 17, in Mitzrayim. He was able to do that because he had nurtured Yosef and now it was time for the realization that although he couldn't give Yosef that spiritual nurturing in Egypt, he could at least receive it and in doing that he was as well giving Yosef the gift of allowing him to give back and sustain him.

 

The year 2020 is finally coming to an end. Although we do the Jewish New Year thing, but even we recognize that at least the tax year ends on December 31st and it has been quite a taxing year. Yet there has been a lot of stimulus this year as well. It's been a year where we spent more time with our loved ones for those of us with families. Even those empty-nesters imaginably have spent more time Zooming, talking and thinking and praying for our families more than any year. As well it's been a year where we were all focused at different points on the significance of our spirituality; our shuls, our prayers, our Torah classes. It's been a year where we focused on giving, on protecting others and how dependent we are on each other and Hashem. Those are the best returns we could ever ask for. They are returns that will, Hashem-willing, last us for our entire lives. May they be the real stimulus that lengthen our lives, our children's lives and all our future generations as we await the true end of what will god willing be the upcoming most amazing Jewish year!

 

Have a fresh and exciting Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Far kinder tsereist men a velt.." For your children’s sake you would tear the world apart.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

10) According to the accepted Muslim tradition, Muhammad’s night-trip was to:

A) Medina

B) Mecca

C) Jerusalem

D) Karbala

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 https://youtu.be/G8etukBdZ5E    – Does it get more strange than seeing a chasidish guy like Yaakov Lemmer singing what seems to be a secular English song, but it is in fact a translation of Hanan Ben Ari's classic Israeli hit song Shvurei Lev… You tell me…

https://youtu.be/heSqWGZAvfU - For you Shtisel fans here's a little clip from this season's playing a Yiddish song davenen composed by Heshy Weinberger…. Good to see these boys back…

 https://youtu.be/Hiw2pUFu0Vg   -Joey Newcombs having fun with this Oorah "Gimme Five" infomercial song

 https://youtu.be/DDnRgzkxXc0  - Only Aish.com can put together a video like this 2020:vision the year in Review… There's too much to say what do you think?

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 The Last Visit- Parshat Vayechi Our parsha and the book of Bereishis concludes pretty much with the largest funeral in the history of the world; the funeral of Yaakov Avinu. It is almost incomprehensible if one thinks of the honor that was given to this last of our forefathers. First the entire Egypt shuts down for 70 days of crying for him. That's over 2 months of total shutdown and it wasn't just pomp and show it was actual crying the Torah tells us. Then they had the procession, Yosef, his brothers and their families which must have numbered in the hundreds by then. Then the Torah tells us that "all the servants of Pharaoh, all the elders of Pharaoh and all the elders of Egypt and chariots and horse riders the camp was very heavy". Egypt at the time was the world Empire. It was like the US of A. So the equivalent entourage of all of the elders would be all of the House of Representatives, the Congress, the Governors, The entire White House Staff besides all the other accompanying paparazzi and Secret Service. We're talking tens of thousands of people at least. And they're not jumping on a plane. They're traveling on camels through the desert. But it gets better yet.

The Torah tells us that on the other side of the Jordan all of the Kings of Canaan and Yishmael see what's going on and they have 7 days of mourning there and then they also join the funeral march to Chevron. There must have been millions by this time. Yes, this was the greatest funeral ever. The party almost got stopped by Esau who tried to stop the whole thing from happening, But it seems he lost his head a bit and it was all resolved.

 This funeral it seems was Yaakov's last gift to the Jewish people, his children who would be exiled. It was the last time for the next 210 years that they would return to their homeland. Yet it was that memory that Yaakov wanted to implant in the hearts of his children. That scene that they would remember all their years in Egypt. The story of their last trip to their homeland where all the nations of the world came to show honor and recognize that this land was theirs. The birthright was his. The blessings Hashem had given to Avraham that this land will belong to his descendants was officially recognized. It's more than just moving the embassy to Jerusalem, or recognizing the Golan Heights and even god willing the annexation of the West Bank. This is the burial place of our forefathers. It is where we started and it is where we are meant to return and always keep in our hearts.

 The book of Bereishis begins with the story of Creation and the first Rashi (remember back then when we started this column…) telling us that the reason for this is so that the nations of the world could never challenge our right to the land of Israel. Hashem created the world and he therefore decided and granted that this land will belong to us. We have arrived at the end of the book and at the perfect conclusion if one looks at it from that first introduction. The nations of the world have recognized it is ours. We witnessed that at Yaakov's unforgettable funeral and our last trip there. With that knowledge we can then begin the next book of Shemos, the book of our assimilation and slavery in Egypt and our redemption and becoming of a nation. Because we had the lesson we never could forget. We only have one home. We will return there one day. It's the only place we were meant to be.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Yoav and Avner Faceoff Part II- 876 BC-  After that first battle with Avner's men the score was Yoav's men had killed 360 men from Avner and had lost 19 soldiers plus Ashael. If one takes off that 12 of those 19 were killed immediately at the faceoff fight, then it was 8 men killed about 348 which is about a 50:1 ratio. That's pretty impressive. Avner saw this and he knew he was in trouble so he fled. He fled to the hills of Binyamin to a hill region called Derech Midbar Givon, where he camped on a hill called Givat Amma. Yoav met him there on the opposite hill what would happen next?

 Avner it seems turns to Yoav's heart and poses the question

"Ha'lanetzach Toachal Cherev-Will you forever live by the sword. Do you not know the end will be bitter? How long will you tell the people to refrain from pursuing their brothers?"

 It is a strange argument coming from Avner who was really the one that started this whole fight in the first place. And Yoav, tells him so. "Why didn't you say this yesterday?!" Yet he has mercy on his soldiers and in an incredible display of discipline and restraint of the burning desire for revenge for his brother's death, he blows the shofar and orders his men to back off. Yoav returns and buries his brother Ashael, in Beit Lechem. Interestingly enough it seems that in ancient maps from the 19th century there was a site for his grave there, although today it is not known where it is. As well when one drives through the Chevron hills near the Yatir forest there is a small settlement of about 70 families called Ashael. In fact, quite a few families that live there are former Gush Katif expellees that wanted to continue their lives of the settling the land here.

  He then returns to Chevron to Dovid, while Avner returns temporarily to Ish Boshet on the other side of the Jordan in their base in Machanayim. The story is not over yet. There is still a lot of unsettled business that will need to be taken care of but at least for now the tribes had some quiet in their respective kingdoms.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S 2020 COVID JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 Slightly nerve wracking to think that this year is called 2020 won…. Perhaps even more frightening is that the following year is 2020 too!

 I don't know why Chabad hasn't thought of this yet… A tefillin stand by vaccination centers…"C'mon brother, one you already rolled up your sleeve…."

 The problem with Pfizer is that by the time you pronounce it correctly you have infected 5 other people.

 I was going to get a vaccine, but I couldn't find a photographer…

 Only in 2020 did we have Asara B'Tevet twice (January 7th 2020 and December 25th 2020)

 I don't need to know the whole plot for 2021, I just need to know if I need to buy new pants and shirts as my others don't fit or will my slippers and sweatpants be fine again…

 Cheder Rebbi in Israeli school: Class, who can share with us today something about their father?

Yankel: "My father is a Navi (prophet)"

Rebbi: "What makes you say that Yankel?"

Yankel: "He filled out my daily health forms for the next three months…

 The common denominator between Ani Etchasein ( I will vaccinate) and Ani Ethchatein (I will get married) is that you are doing something now that you have no idea about what the long term effects will be and what it will do to you in another 10 years.

 On a positive note, nobody has died of old age since March in 2020…

 This year it's going to be a New Years with no partying, no enjoying yourself, just sitting for hours bored. Basically it's Rosh Hashna.

 Bill De Blasio just tweeted that he is inspired by the so many homeless people in Central Parks he has seen self-vaccinating for Covid-19.

 Let me get this straight you've eaten bologna all these years but you won't take the vaccine because you don't know what's in it?

 My last year's New Year resolution was to lose 30 pounds. Only 45 left to go…

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Answer is C –  I wasn't positive if this was a trick question or not. I knew that Muhammed went up to heaven on this night journey in their beliefs. There he negotiated with  Allah to have "only" five prayers a day instead of the fifty that Allah demanded. One can say he Jew-ed him down… Now I knew he went up in their belief from Jerusalem's Temple Mount on a mystical flying horse. The Koran says he chained his horse to the corner place which in hebrew and Arabic is the katza- thus their mosque there is called Al Aktza. But the question was where he journeyed to and not from. But I went with Jerusalem anyways figuring that this was a tour guide for Israel exam, so it should be an Israel question. And I was right. Turns out he traveled to Jerusalem from Mecca before going up to heaven. So there you have it. All you need to know about Islam bubbeh meisehs…So the score now stands at 8 for Rabbi Schwartz and 2 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

1 comment:

  1. If you are not familiar with recent research confirming "the grandmother effect," you might want to read this and add it to your pot of longevity theory. https://www.nature.com/articles/428128a

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