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Thursday, January 7, 2021

The Right Job- Parshat Shemot 2021 /5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

January 8th 2021 -Volume 11 Issue 13 24th Tevet 5781

 

Parshat Shemot

 

The Right Job

 

So as you readers know, I try to share with you my own personal anecdotes and life experiences as it seems that those of you that are still here with me and haven't unsubscribed yet seem to like vicariously living through my life. Or at least enjoy the jokes at the end. But lately it's been pretty boring. No tours. Looks like no Shul once again. Thank God I had a birthday to write about.

 

Well, my wife is always ready to help me out when I'm in a crunch and so knowing that I was getting desperate she decided to head off to America for two weeks, leaving me home alone with Tully in the midst of this growing pandemic and a new lockdown within the other lockdown, whatever that means. I guess she figured that this quality father-son bonding time should inspire me and give me something to write about as she escapes to the Monsey NY, where it seems nobody cares about the pandemic. It's really been great though for us over here. We sit across from each other on the computer, me typing, Tully playing or youtubing and we're really bonding. I even interrupt my busy typing every once in a while to tell him to eat something- he wouldn't otherwise- and to get me some more refills from the refrigerator while he's at it. It's a long walk for an old man like me to the kitchen. And Kibud Av is an important thing, if you remember last week's E-Mail.

 

Now it is pretty brave of my wife to trust me with her favorite child like this. Although to be safe she took my favorite child, Elka with her as a collateral, as if to say if Tully's not there in once piece when I get home, you can kiss Elka good-bye. Now I don't think she would sell her down to Egypt or anything, she likes Elka too. But still I got the point. To be extra cautious she did tell my daughter Shani to call me every 15 minutes or so to make sure the house hasn't burnt down or anything and she did make sure Tully has a cell phone before she left in case I lose him somewhere. I think he lost the phone the first day- he is my son after-all, so that wasn't really a good plan. But she really didn't have anything to worry about. We're really doing fine here, although the laundry is building up…

 

But to be honest this whole housekeeping thing is really not my thing. I was never good at it. Ask my mother. Dishes are piling up. The coffee spills on the floor are growing. I don't even know where she keeps the sponja stick or what to do with it. 10 minutes before Shabbos I was scrambling trying to find Shabbos candles and trust me that was very weird. I burnt my hand trying to reach across the Leichter/candelabra that she has lighting the candles in the back-which I probably in retrospect should've lit before I lit the front ones. I'm good at Menoras. They're straight and flat. But this leichter thing is a real pain. There's a reason why Hashem gave this mitzva to women and Ouch!, now I know why.  

 

Which brings us down to Egypt. As we know Pharaoh enslaved us in Egypt for a real long time. The slavery was brutal. I saw the movie. Pyramids don't build themselves. And the taskmasters in the loincloth whipping them was really painful. Once we get to the plagues which are midda k'neged midda- Hashem's quid pro quo, we can infer how messy it had been from the punishments that Egyptians were given. There were animals that brutalized us, there was the constant screaming and barking, the boils and welts on our flesh, cold nights, dark dank prisons and so sooo much blood. Yet there is one thing that always stood out to me that it seems never made it to either the Charlton Heston or Disney version of the story. And that was a specific form of persecution.

 

Shemos (1:13-14) So the Egyptians enslaved the children of Israel with Ba'parech-back breaking/crushing labor. And they embittered their lives with hard labor, with clay and with bricks and with all kinds of labor in the fields, all their work that they worked with them with Ba'parech- back breaking/crushing labor.

 

Remember what we said last week about the Torah being cheap on ink? If our Divine author decided to repeat the fact that it was back-breaking labor there must be something it's trying to teach us. And thus the Midrash Rabba tells us that this second back breaking labor that the Egyptians imposed was much more insidious.

 

 "Rebbi Shmuel bar Nachman says in the name of Rebbi Yochanan that they switched the men's jobs with the women's job and the women's with the men.

 

Now I'm not sure exactly what back-breaking labor women do that men would have to take over. Although someone once told me that the men would have to become PT's and OT's and all the other "T"' therapy jobs that all these seminary girls seem to go into that improve people's backs. The women on the other hand would take over the men's rigorous "bench kvetching" in Kollel, breaking their backs on those shtenders learning. But that was just the Chabad translation of the word ba'parech. The Artscroll and I think more precise one was that it means crushing labor. The first verse where the term is used is referring to the physical crushing-ness of the labor. The second one on the other hand, Reb Shmuel Bar Nachman notes is referring to the spirit-crushing one. The psychological torture that they were put through by giving them the other gender's tasks that they weren't suited for.

 

I don't want you to get me wrong here. I am a big believer in equal opportunities for men and women and certainly equal pay for equal work regardless of gender. Hey, I think most Kollel guys think women should even get paid more than men. As well I believe that there are plenty of women that are physically stronger or better at more typical men jobs and there are men that might be more emotionally sensitive or intuitive than some women for more traditional women jobs and household duties. And then there's me that isn't really good at either so I became a Rabbi and once upon a time ago a tour guide. But I don't believe that Pharaoh was trying to make a civil rights statement with this decree. It wasn't about affording people with different types of jobs experiences and opening them up to new horizons. It was about breaking their spirit. And he knew that the way to do that was to take them away from the jobs that they were doing that they were good at. The jobs that they were doing that gave them fulfillment and meaning and a sense of productivity. It was making them do tasks and jobs that they would abjectly fail at. That's the way to destroy their spirit. That's the way to remove any sense of life and living from them.

 

I think one of the most heart-wrenching videos that I've seen that never fails to bring tears to my eyes is the one I would watch by the Gush Katif museum (In Avney Eitan). Besides the truly horrible story of how these incredible settlers who had moved down to Gaza at the behest of the State in order to build, settle and develop a strong, necessary security and buffer area for our country, were cruelly and in one day dragged from their homes like criminals. Their houses and all they had built and developed were handed over to the same terrorists that had terrorized and even murdered many of their friends and family over the decades. But there is one point in the movie where this young boy who talks about his father Chezi who died of heartbreak after the expulsion.

 

"He was always a productive person, he was successful, he built and empire of bug-free produce in the sand dunes of Gaza that exported to the entire world. And after the "Girush" he had nothing to do. He would daven and come home and sit around all day. He had no life in him anymore. And ultimately it killed him."

 

This past year, I can relate to those words, as I'm sure many many other colleagues and friends of mine can as well…. We were once running around every day in the best job ever of showing Hashem's most special country to all of his special children from all over the world. And now? Tully, can you get me another drink please from the fridge and a bag of chips.

 

So I understand what Pharaoh's plan was, but what was Hashem's? Why did Hashem want us to go through all of this? What does he want from us now in yet another lockdown? The answer perhaps lies in the name of the Book we began; Shemos- Names. It's interesting, our sages tell us that the Jewish people who although they had fully assimilated into Egyptian culture and lost most remnants of the traditions of their ancestors, yet there were three things in which they remained distinguished from the Egyptians. They maintained their holy language, their clothing and their names.

 

Rav Avraham Tzvi Margulis Shlita (Rav of Karmiel) in his sefer Mapik Marguliyos, notes that these three factors represent different circles of identification of a person. Our language is the way we express ourselves. It is internal. Hungarians talk their way, Italians another, Japanese have whatever they're saying and New Yawkers speak like dis. It's a reflection of one's inner soul and that is the first thing they maintained.

 

The second, clothing, is the way we present ourselves externally. You're familiar with the statement that the clothes make the man? Well it seems they do. You wear a suit, tie and a button down shirt, you’re a white collar worker. Shorts and a T-Shirt, you're a beach bum or member of Knesset. "Power ties" are silly (red) pieces of material we wear around our necks shaped like a triangle that really make me sweat and that constantly are too long or too short depending on the season and yet are supposed to command respect by others by the mere fact I'm wearing it. Again it's a way of identifying myself.

 

Finally, we have the names, the most external identifying circle. It's the furthest thing from me. It's the way that people refer to me. It's the name I have been given at my birth. People don't have to see me or hear me but when they mention my name they have identified me. Our names are not dependent on our jobs, our families, our clothing, our eating habits, or even our character traits. It's just me. Ephraim Schwartz- Ephraim Ben Esther Baila and Yonah. That's the real me. The book of Shemos was getting back to that bare essence. Our exile to Egypt was stripping us of all the external factors that we may have been identifying ourselves with.

 

When Hashem chose Avraham, he told him in the first conversation with him, to leave his house, his father's house, his homeland and go to the land Hashem will show him. Reboot. Get rid of all of those other things that you have defined yourself to and open yourself up to your newest identity. A child of Hashem with the mandate to share that with the world. When Avraham asked how does he know that his children will merit to inherit the land, Hashem forged a covenant by the Bris Bein Habesarim with him and answered that question by telling him that his children will go down to Egypt. They will be rebooted as well. They will be forced to give up everything that identified them beforehand and get back their names. Part of that process was losing their jobs. They weren't doctors, lawyers, tour guides, or even Rabbis anymore. That didn’t have any acronyms before or after their names. They had to take a hard look and ask themselves for the first time in a long time who they really really were. And they found their holy language, their clothing and their names once again and were redeemed.

 

Since we left Egypt and received the Torah there is something more that we have that identifies us no matter what our situation or employment or lack thereof is and that is the study of our Torah. In the best of times and the worst of times we always carried it with us. It always carries us with it. King David writes in Tehillim and one of the greatest Carlebach songs ever is

 

Tehillim (119:92) Lulay Soracha Sha'ashuei- If not for the Torah was my delight –az ovadti b'onyi-I would have perished in my affliction.

 

I've heard that in the old Lakewood under Reb Aharon Kotler this song would go on for hours. It's all we have. It's the constant. It is our life blood and it is something we can always delight in.

 

Someone pointed out to me that last year at this time all of Klal Yisrael celebrated the Siyum Hashas. Tens of thousands of people completed the rigorous 7 1/2-year program of learning of one page of Talmud a day and hundreds of thousands of others celebrated together with them all over the world. We sung, we danced and many were inspired to start their own daily learning program from that evening. Three months later when Covid-19 shut down the world and many lost everything else in their lives it is this daily study that keeps them sane, focused, accomplished and centered. Hashem had sent us the refuah before the makkah- the real vaccine before the real spirit-breaking pandemic hit us. Our sages tell us that the Torah is the sam ha'chayim- it is not just a vaccine, it's actually a life serum. May Hashem inoculate all of us with that spirit and may He just as then redeem us once again but this time forever.

 

Have a relaxing and invigorating Shabbos and a Chodesh Shvat tov!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Di shversteh arbet iz arumtsugain laidik" The hardest work is to go idle.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

11) A mosaic from the Roman period is found in:

A) The synagogue in Sepphoris (Zippori)

B) Villa Dionysaic moscaic in Sepphoris (Zippori)

C) The synagogue in Hamat Gader

D) Theodosius Monastery in Ma’ale Adumim

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/It5TbGUypuIAvraham Fried's latest Yiddish song Yakov!

https://youtu.be/SlcRU5Hdjcs  - A year since the Siyum last year feels like a decade ago… Let's Dance together brings us back there… to the pre-Corona world…

 

https://youtu.be/VRIuVEha8M4    -Shlomo Carlebach's classic Lulay Sorascha

 

https://youtu.be/cP4gmcZwdEg - And of course Abie Rottenbergs Lulay Soroscha as well..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHe-fn1LfdcTop 20 Jewish singers of 2020

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 The sign of Redemption- Parshat Shemot For almost 2000 years we have been davening and praying for the final redemption and the return to Eretz Yisrael. This longing was instilled in our people from the very get-go. The book of Shemos begins with our 210 yearlong Exile in Mitzrayim. It went from the period when the Jews were the most prestigious in Egypt, when as we mentioned last week millions attended the funeral of Yaakov and the entire country was in mourning, to a few generations later when Pharaoh doesn’t even know who Yosef is. He was a casualty of "woke" and "cancel" culture that it seems had written him out of Egyptian history and perhaps even shut down his facebook page and twitter account. First there was the religious discrimination, the segregation, the second class citizenship, and then the slavery and persecution followed shortly afterwards. And thus the longing began.

 When Hashem heard our prayers he tells Moshe to go to the Jewish people and tell them the time has finally come.

 Shemos (3:16-18) Go and assemble the elders of Israel and say to them: Hashem the God of your fathers, the God of Avraham, Yitzchak, and Yaakov, appeared to me and said, ‘Pakod Pakadati- I have taken note of you and of what is being done to you in Egypt, and I have declared: I will take you out of the misery of Egypt to the land of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites, to a land flowing with milk and honey.’ And they will listen to you

Rashi notes on the words 'and they will listen to you'-As soon as you will mention to them this expression (the double use of the word Pakod) they will hearken to your voice, for they have long had this sign as a tradition from Jacob and Joseph that by mention of this phrase their deliverance will be brought about.

Have you ever wondered what it will take the Jewish people to finally leave Exile? What will it take for them to make the brave move back home to the Land of Milk and Honey? Can you imagine that all it takes is two words- pakod pakadati and boom they're all jumping on the plane and filing their Aliyah papers? What is the secret of these two words? Even more fascinating is that the Mei Merom suggests that the ultimate Redemption in our days will happen once again when we hear the idea of those two words.

So he writes that when is enmeshed and enslaved in a more powerful culture and country there are two ways that one can get out. One is that the prevalent culture and country are overthrown, and the second is if the ruling powers allows their slaves, their citizens to leave and emigrate. Both of those forces though are all dependent on the weakness of the country they are in. Either they are too weak to maintain their power or they are not interested and their culture is too week to impose and sufficiently influence them to remain. That's not how the Jewish people are going to leave. When Jews see a weak country that they come to they want to improve it. They build it up. They make them stronger and they assimilate so much that their culture takes over the world. They make viral songs about all the Jews on Hannuka!

The way that we leave a country is pakod yifkod Hashem. Hashem commands from up high. We hear that call and realize that Hashem is telling us that we are better than this. He has a higher mission for us that we can only do from Israel. He will command it- for pakod also means pekuda an order, it is the word tafkid- we have a purpose. The ultimate redemption will come and the Jews will leave when we all realize that our purpose, our mission, our command and fulfillment can only happen when we come home. When the Jews hear that call, then v'shamu l'kolecha- they will immediately hearken it. In the words of the Mei Merom

"and thus it will be in the ultimate redemption when all of Israel will feel that they no longer have any place in Exile and the desire will awaken withing them to flee from there and to enter the land of Israel?"

Think we're there yet?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 Avner's Switch - 876 BC-  With Avner's return to Ish Boshet things began to fall apart for them. Dovid and his army were flourishing and gaining more and more deserters from Binyomin's camp. The turning point it seems came when Ish Bosheth and Avner had their falling out. It seems that Avner had taken the concubine of Shaul as his wife, or at least IB accused him of that. Avner didn't deny the allegations and took umbrage that IB would come after for that when he was the person that "made him". He left in a huff and decided to hook up with Team Dovid.

Thus he sent messengers to Dovid promising to bring all of Israel under his rule and to bring peace to the land in his acceptance of him has the true King. Dovid was still a bit skeptical and so he agreed on the condition that Avner return with Dovid's wife Michal to him. For those that don't remember Michal was Dovid's first wife who's hand he had won as Shaul had given him this daughter of his after he had killed Goliath. Dovid betrothed her as per Shaul's demand very romantically with the 100 Philistine foreskins. Ouch! Well it seems that Shaul had taken Michal and given her to Paltiel Ben Layish. The Gemara tells us fascinatingly enough that out of respect for Dovid he never came close to her. Well, now Dovid wanted her back and he sent that demand to Ish Bosheth who complied. And thus Avner returned to Dovid, before he came though he met with the heads of tribes and with the tribe of Binyamin and told them that it was time for them to join Dovid as well.

 Upon his arrival Dovid treated him and his twenty men to a big feast. The peace treaty was made. Dovid reunited with his wife and the future was bright. Yet, like most things in the life of our favorite King, nothing good lasts too long. Next week we see what happens when Yoav, Dovid's general and nephew who lost his brother Ashael to Avner has to say and do about all of this…

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE FATHER JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 Totty sends little Yankel to bed. Five minutes later, Yankel screams, "Ta! Can you get me a glass of water?"

His father says, "No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screams, "Ta! Can you get me a glass of water?"
Again his father says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."
"Ta! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"

 Dear Dad 

Univer$ity life i$ really great and I’m beginning to enjoy it. Even though I’m making lot$ of new friend$, I $till find time to $tudy very hard. I already have $ome $tuff and I $imply can't think of anything el$e I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a $imple card a$ I would love to hear from you. 
Love, 
Your $on 
Moi$he 


His father replies: -

Dear Moishe 
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are probably NOt eNOugh to keep even an hoNOurs student busy. But do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and one can never study eNOugh. 
Love your father, 
ArNOld

 "Totty," a little Moishie asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, boychik. I'm still paying for it."

 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.

 Issy was the proud co-owner of the local dry cleaners. One day, during dinner, whilst he was finishing his chicken soup, his 9 year old son Sam asked, "Dad, what’s ethics?" 

Issy thought for a while, put down his spoon, looked at Sam and replied, "Okay, let's suppose someone comes into my shop and gives me his business suit to dry clean.  Then suppose I find a $20 bill in his jacket pocket?" 
Sam looked expectantly at his father. 
"So," Issy said, "to answer your question, Sam, do I tell my partner I found the money?  That's ethics"

.Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the office.

When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with a second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave it to a guest.
This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."

 "Dad", the young boy asked his father 

"Yes, son?" 
"Why is the sky blue?" 
"I don't know, son" 
"Why is the grass green?" 
"I don't know, son" 
"Why do birds fly?" 
"I don't know, son"
 
So it went on, the son always asking questions and the father's response, "I don't know, son."

One day, the son said to his father, "Dad, I hope you don't mind my asking you all these questions all the time?" 
"Not at all, son"
replied the father. "How are you supposed to learn anything otherwise?"

 Rabbi Schwartz and his young son Tully are in shul one shabbes morning when Tully says, "When I grow up, dad, I want to be a Rabbi." 

"That's OK with me, Tully but what made you decide that?" 
"Well," says Tully, "as I have to go to shul on shabbes anyway, I figure it will be more fun to stand up and shout than to sit down and listen."

  "Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected….'"

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Answer is B –  Another right one. I tour Tzippori a lot and the Dionasayic villa is one of my favorite places, although it's the first time I ever heard it called that. Over there it's called the Governor's mansion. The shul's there and most if not all shul's with Mosaics are from the Byzantine period 4th century and on and certainly churches didn't even exist here before then. Romans were pagans and the Dionysis which is the Greek God of wine and partying fits right into this period. So the score now stands at 9 for Rabbi Schwartz and 2 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

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