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Friday, February 9, 2024

Worthy Cause?- Parshat Mishpatim 5784 2024

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 February 9th 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 17 30th of Shevat 5784

Parshat Mishpatim

 Worthy Cause

I wasn’t in a good mood when he messaged me. I had just come from a visit that was unplanned- at least by me- to a mother of a young man, Rom, who was kidnapped in Gaza. It was unplanned because I had other people who I had meant to visit with my "Chizuk-trip-philanthropists”, a special mother and daughter who had granted me a few hours of their precious limited time here to visit families. The family I had meant to visit canceled on me and Rom’s mother and two brothers fell into my lap instead. Their story tore me to pieces and ripped out my kishkas. Thus when my friend Yossi texted me with a message of someone whom he had met who was looking to sponsor and support a family who was evacuated, I just wasn’t in the right mood. But first a bit about Rom’s family situation.

Tamar, Rom’s mother was an Aguna for many years. Her husband walked out, and the burden of raising her three sons fell onto her lap. Her oldest son had some problems of his own that prevented him from finding meaningful employment and he had moved back into their small apartment in Neve Yaakov where he shared a bed with his younger brother. Not a typo, by the way… He shared a bed. She was struggling enough as is, but when she broke her foot a few months ago and became immobilized and required surgeries, things really started to get rough for them. Her middle son, Rom, who had just gotten a break from his army service took on some extra jobs to help take care of his mother and support their family. Their roof was leaking. Their refrigerator broke. Rom himself finally earned a bit of money and he rented out an apartment for himself, little did he know that he would only live there for a few weeks, as Simchas Torah would be the last time that he would be there until now.

That weekend of the last day of the holiday, Rom got called up for a job to be a security guard at the Nova festival. He didn’t even tell his mother he was going. It wasn’t only until 7:00 or so that his mother got the call from him that he was alright and that he was in a safe tent and was being evacuated. The problem was that this wasn’t exactly true. What Rom in fact was doing was evacuating other people. Going from place to place at the festival and leading people under fire to safety from the terror that was raining down on them from all sides. Two young girls told Tamar how they were hiding in a garbage bin covered in bodies terrified until they heard Rom’s strong friendly helpful voice call to them and how he cared and encouraged them not to be scared as he led them to that safe tent where he borrowed a Bedouin's phone to call his mother and assure her that he was alright. It was the last they heard from Rom since then. It was only weeks later that the army told them that Rom had been kidnapped. He was in Gaza. They don’t know when and if he will come home.

Things went from bad to worse for Tamar and her family. They fell into deep depression. The older brother Amit stopped coming out of his room for months. He felt helpless and to blame for his brother having to work and felt he should’ve been in his place. Little cute and strong Ziv was having problems understandably in school and he moved out with his aunt to Rishon Li’Tziyon who could give him the attention he needs. Ironically or tragically enough that meant that Tamar was no longer able to get her child support from the government- her kitzvat yeladim provided for every family. To make matters worse even though she was entitled to some government money as the status of a hostage is similar to one who loses a son and provider. Her Ex who had not given her a Get and abandoned the family took half of that money leaving her with not even enough money to cover their basic expenses- let alone the apartment and rent that Rom took out just two weeks prior that they had to continue to pay the lease on, that emotionally she wasn’t able to give up or deal with. Things were very bad and then they got worse- if you didn’t think that was possible.

See, they were brought into New York by the father of a basketball player that heard about their story for them to attend a game, bring awareness to the plight of the hostages and to help the family out. Before coming to the game, the Chabad Rabbi had raised 20,000 dollars for the family which he gave to them. That hope and joy though was taken from them, when within a few hours of them having that money, it was stolen from them along with their suitcases and passports. The Breslavsky family was living a nightmare that didn’t seem to end. They felt cursed. They were drowning. And there was no light at the end of the tunnel. That was the home that Hashem brought me to, and I had no clue.

It was after that visit when I received Yossi’s text it went something like this-

Hi Rabbi, I just got back to Eretz Yisrael from my trip to America and I had a meeting with someone who asked me if there was a religious family that I knew of that was evacuated from their home that he might be able to help out financially.”

Seeing this as a sign from Hashem I immediately forwarded him all the information about Rom and his family’s plight with a link (that I will include below in our new column…stay tuned for the tzedaka/chizuk/ donation of the week column) where he could donate to. The next question though he sent me was what set me off. It was just three words, but that’s all it took.

“Are they religious?”

Yeah… I wasn’t in the mood, and so this is what came out of my iPhone. Perhaps it was a message from Hashem.

The family religiously observes the biblical mitzva of living in the land of Israel that Yankel “Five Towns” is not observing. Rom has since he was born. Rom was moser nefesh and gave his life literally to save other Jews on Simchas Torah while Yankel “Five Towns” sat on his couch and ate chulent. The family is in dire financial straits and are drowning in debt and are far more religious than the Jews who were on the 49th level of impurity in Egypt whom Moshe Rabbeinu called his brothers and went out to see,to save and to help when they were being beaten and killed…”

“But I’m not sure if they have a kosher phone, or if he davens with a minyan, learns daf yomi, goes to the Mikva erev Shabbos or wears a white shirt and has a black velvet yarmulka, but I can check if that’s important to Yankel. Just please send me a list of Mitzvos that are necessary to observe in order to get help from him, and I’ll get right on it.”

OK maybe Hashem didn’t send the message. As I said I really wasn’t in a good mood.

Which of course brings us to this week’s Torah portion. I really thought Mashiach would be here by now. Last week we read about the revelation of Hashem at Har Sinai and I thought to myself, that’s it. It’s gonna happen. It’s what we’ve been leading up to. And yet another week passed by. I opened up the parsha and Mashiach’s still not here. We’re still at War. We’re still at Sinai. The story continues at the end of this Parsha. Yet there’s a sandwich between the two narratives of the Sinai revelation. Last week it was Hashem revealing Himself to us. It was thunder, lightning, shofar sounds and the cloud of Hashem coming down on the Mountain so we could hear Him speak to us. It was the Ten Commandments. It was supernatural.

This week we’ve graduated to kita beit- to 2nd grade. It’s about us serving Hashem. It’s about our sacrifices to him. It’s the splitting up and sprinkling of the blood. It’s all the mitzvos of how we can prepare the world and bring Hashem here. The mitzvos listed in the parsha are diverse. But according to the Sefat Emet there is a common theme in all of them. They all connect in someway to the idea of freeing up space in our soul for Hashem to enter. It’s about finding that point in our hearts that is the spark of Hashem and getting rid of all the clutter that holds us back from revealing him.

 It’s the Jewish slave that has gotten so used to his lifestyle that he doesn’t see the freedom before him. It’s about helping a fellow Jew. It’s the first crops, It’s shemitta and the Shabbat and holidays when we can see the Face of Hashem in our lives. It’s our responsibility for our actions. It’s how we rectify our sins and bring the spark back. It's finding and even taking a deep look into the shame of thieves, of kindness to animals, of developing a sensitivity to everything in Creation. It’s about taking responsibility and realizing that we are here not just to follow and listen to the word of Hashem but to create Mishpatim- judgements that partner with Hashem in Creation. It’s Sinai part II but it’s our side of the story in the split-screen narrative.

Smack in the middle of this parsha there is the prohibition to afflict a widow and orphan.

Kol almana v’’yatom lo ta’anun- Any widow and orphan you (plural) should not afflict.

The Rambam notes that the usage of the word “all” widows and orphans is even for the wife or orphan of a king. It’s not just poor helpless people from run down neighborhoods. A widow is a widow is a widow; as is an orphan. They are suffering. They are in pain. They are all the same. Watch out and don’t make them suffer anymore.

Yet the Ibn Ezra takes this prohibition even a step further. I don’t believe that there is anyone of us who would ever persecute or harm or even pain an orphan or a widow. The Torah is not talking to wicked people. The Torah however when it comes to this prohibition utilizes the plural ta’anun- as if many people shouldn’t pain a widow or an orphan to teach us in his words that

Anyone that sees a widow or orphan suffering and doesn’t help them he is also considered as if he pained them”

And just in case you don’t think this is literal, the Midrash in Tana D’vei Eliyahu tells us of the two greatest sages and the first of the ten martyrs that were taken out to be killed in the time of the destruction of the Temple; Rabbi Shimon ben Gamliel and Rebbi Yishmael Ben Elisha the High Priest. Rabbi Shimon began crying at this terrible torturous death that they were facing. They were to be mutilated publicly. Facetimed and Telegrammed live by the Hamas Romans. He turned to Rebbi Yishmael and asked him

Why has Hashem decreed that we are to be killed like idolators, like Shabbos violators, like people who eat non-kosher and bugs and worms? Why should our deaths be this way?”

Rabbi Yishmael answered him that perhaps we went once to the bathhouse or we were busy eating and drinking and a widow and orphan came to ask us for their help, for some support and they were sent away because we weren’t available, and they were pained by that. And the Torah tells us that if one afflicts a widow and orphan then Hashem says

And my wrath will flare, and I will kill you (plural) with a sword and your wives will be widows and your children will be orphans”.

That is why this is happening. Because we were too busy to note their pain. They were hurting and we weren’t there for them.

The Torah fascinatingly enough describes the pain and the cause and effect of this affliction in a very wordy doubled language that Rav Shimon Schwab notes is reflective of the psychology of the widow and orphan.

“If afflict, you shall afflict them, then call out they will call out to Me, then Hear I will Hear their cry”

He explains that when someone is afflicted, picked on or hurting, they experience the pain and suffering that they are undergoing. Yet when it is an orphan or widow there is a double pain. There is whatever they are suffering and then there is the thought of the old pain that they had of their loss. They think that if my husband or father were around to be there for me, this wouldn’t be happening. They experience that loss and suffering of the original death of their loved one and protector once again. And thus every pain is doubled. Every cry to Hashem that they have is not only about their current suffering but of their original loss as well. And thus Hashem Hears both cries and responds and avenges accordingly doubled.

The Klei Yakar even reads the verse homiletically. When it says that you are afflicting them, you are also afflicting Hashem who is the Father of all orphans. He is in heaven as is their father and husband watching His loved ones suffer and Hashem is pained as well.

The one thing that shook me up though the most was the Rambam. Maimonides in his Sefer of Mitzvos when he describes the prohibition to afflict the widow writes

(Hilchos Deios 6:10) “And this prohibition although we do not give lashes for its violation has its punishment written in the Torah as it says “And I will flare my wrath and kill them with sword” Hashem has made a sealed covenant that anytime that they cry out to me from CHAMAS (persecution/robbery) they will be answered.”

Yes, he uses and writes and adds the words Hamas there. He’s speaking to us. He’s telling us not to ask if they’re religious or not. Not to be too busy eating or drinking or taking a shower while they’re suffering. He’s telling us that Hashem is their Father and is suffering as well. And he will see that they’re taken care of. That they are avenged.

In Rom’s case Hashem was certainly there for his family. As I approached the door to their house- the house that I had no clue I would be coming to an hour beforehand, the woman that was with me froze. She looked at his picture on the door on the sign that said “Bring Rom Home” and she started to shake. She turned to me and told me that since the start of the war she took upon herself to daven for the name of one hostage. Each day, and every prayer she has been davening for the return of Rom Ben Tamar. She chose that name out of the hundreds of others because her name as well was Tamar. And wouldn’t you know it? That was the house Hashem had brought the one person in the world that had the wherewithal to help this poor suffering family and to give them chizuk and support.

The two Tamars embraced and couldn’t stop crying as she entered the house. Tamar was overwhelmed that Hashem had brought her to the home of the family she had been davening for and Rom’s mother, who had no clue who this lady was and what her financial capabilities were, was crying because a mother with the same name as hers across the sea had been davening for her and her son and Hashem had brought her there to take away some of her pain. To hug her, to tell her that she is suffering together with her. That her pain and that of all of the mothers, the widows, the orphans, the so so many suffering, is the pain of all of us. That we are all one. That Hashem is suffering as well, and that despite His Hiddenness there is a small light at the end of that tunnel peeking out telling us that He is still here and that miracles can still occur.

The Revelation of Sinai is still happening. The voice from Sinai calls out to us each day. It doesn’t ask us if we are religious or not. It asks us if we are one Nation. If we can reveal Hashem’s light. If we care enough to feel our brothers suffering. If we care enough to do something about it. If we can create a just world. It’s calling to us and asking if we can serve Hashem on this mountain, not whether He can reveal Himself. He can do that anywhere. The Exodus from Egypt, that first redemption occurred, Hashem told Moshe when he asked Him what merit we had to be redeemed, in order that the nation would serve Hashem. That we would reveal that spark. We would bring our sacrifices. We would divide that blood amongst all of us and feel that it is our sacrifice. It was for our narrative of Sinai in this week’s parsha. It was for the caring of the so many orphans and widows that He has created for us to help. That need us.

The month of Adar is here. This year we have a double month of Adar. An extra month of joy. An extra month of charity and extra month to wipe out the evil of Amalek. An extra month before the month of Nissan which we are promised will be the month of redemption. It’s right around the corner. It’s less then 60 days away which is half the time since this war has begun. The Hiddenness is almost over. The light is ready to shine out forever. All we need to do is our part of turning on the switch and opening up our hearts for it to come out.

Have the most amazing light-filled Shabbos and joyous Chodesh Adar,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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NEW COLUMN!!

CHIZUK/TZEDAKA OPPORTUNITY OF THE WEEK

Just when you thought this E-Mail couldn’t get any longer… well here it goes. Don’t worry it’s not like I have any extra time on my hands to write another column here. In fact I’ve been meaning to do this already for weeks and it’s only now after 125 days of War that I finally have a chance to add this essential column which is dedicated to giving you readers an opportunity to have a meaningful part of helping out our country and nation by donating to a weekly link of a different organization, a cause, soldiers, refugees, supplies, Hostage families, widows, farmers etc… There are so many needs and I know that you want to participate and help them not just read about them. So each week I will feature in our E-Mail in this column another cause and link that you can contribute and make a meaningful difference to. (this of course should not come at the expense of your sponsorship of my weekly E-Mail or our upcoming Purim appeal in another month 😊) But this is a way that you can bring light and money to the so many that need it. Give what you can. But give regularly and if you can I’d really appreciate if if you send me a screenshot or message of your donation as I can then forward it to whoever receives it so they know that it came from our helpful readers. So here we go…

 The family of Rom Ben Tamar Breslavsky- I decided to start with Rom’s family as I already told you much of the story above. They need help financially. They are truly struggling. They have rents, they have medical needs and pills besides the enormous costs of therapy that is beyond what the government is giving them. They don’t receive money from the Hostage forum as they don’t participate in their demonstrations. It’s too hard for them. The government gave them some money as a “bereaved family” as that is how they are qualifying them until further information about Rom is received. Yet it is not nearly enough as is and lo and behold the absentee father who left Tamar and the children took half of that money as well. So please click on the link below and help them. The money goes directly to the family and is US Tax deductible.

 Here is a litte video link or two about Rom

 https://www.instagram.com/nissimofficial/reel/Cz4yTL-t5z5/

 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2In8BONN60/?igsh=YjR4MzIwcjZyNTBq

And here’s the link to donate

 https://my.israelgives.org/en/fundme/bringromhome

 

YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

"Ven a yosem leidt, zet kainer nit; ven er frait zikh, zet di gantseh velt.”- When an orphan suffers, nobody notices; when he rejoices, the whole world sees it.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

26.The name of an ancient Temple which was found in the Uvda Valley is ___________.

In which period did the first "Agricultural Revolution" occur according to research?

a. Neolithic period

b. Paleolithic period

c. Chalcolithic period

d. Canaanite period

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/layehudim   -  in honor and celebration of Adar it’s not too early to start getting happy with my La’yehudim composition arranged and sung by Dovid Lowy!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjig9pEkkKY  - A moving rendition of prayer of Tefilla for Chayalim with children of Efrat and families of hostages, fallen soldiers and those in reserves fighting…

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcoSt7H3Gc4 Wow I don’t know how I stumbled on this it’s Tefilla l’ani 9 years ago for the three “hostage boys” in that first Gaza War..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PZ6DIKQ8gk  – Gad Elbaz’s latest song Ima Yikara

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMbClZVIlbM    – This beautiful violin rendition of the famous Rebbes Pada B’Shalom when the Baal Ha’Tanya was told that he would be let out of Prison. Starts slow and then becomes fast in hopes for the release of all of our hostages.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og5H4AkiUCo   - This golden oldie Hitna’ari has a whole new meaning in todays war by Avi Reimer and Yair Bodner 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

A Poor Man’s prayer One of the most important aspects of tefilla is to appreciate the sense that we are needy and depend upon Hashem to take help us. We all have to come with our hands outstretched and ask for our basic needs. It's an incredibly humbling experience. It's what it's supposed to be. One of the more oft recited Psalms of Dovid Ha’Melech begins Tefilla L’Ani- the prayer of the pauper. The Zohar tells us that there are three prayers that have a description. There is the Tefilla L’Moshe- the prayer of the great Moshe. Tefilla L’Dovid- the prayer of the King of Israel and the composer of all of our Psalms and songs. And last but as the Zohar tells us not only not least but rather holiest and most readily accepted is the Psalm of the Oni- the pauper, the poor person who has no one besides Hashem to rely upon. Hashem is closest to the broken hearted it is the Oni the poor person whose prayers are the first and most accepted.

 How do we achieve that level which is the essence of all of our prayers? This week’s Torah portion tells us of the mitzva to lend a poor person money. It says it however in a cryptic fashion.

 Im kesef talveheh es ami- if you will lend money to my nation

Es ha’ani imach- to the poor person with you.

 Rashi quotes the Talmud that tells us that when it uses the word “if” here it is one of three places where it is not a condition but rather an obligation. We are obligated to lend the poor person money. Why then does it state the mitzva in the form of the word “if” which seems to say it’s not an obligation. The answer perhaps can be found in the next part of the verse which in itself is awkwardly worded as it says we are lending “my nation” comma and then the “poor person with you” . What does that mean is it the poor person? Is it my nation? And of course he’s with you, where else would he be?

 Rashi sheds light on this quoting the Midrash where he explains that what the Torah is telling us that when you are lending money then it is to the entire nation, not just to the poor person. Rather it is the poor person who is with you. It is the poor person within yourself.

“Look and examine yourself as if you are poor”.

 What makes a poor person poor? It’s because he is lacking something. Well let me tell you something. I know a lot of rich people and yet so many of them are also poor in that way. They are missing something that perhaps the poor person has that they don’t. It could be they don’t have children. Or their children need shidduchim, or they are having problems with them. Some of them have serious medical issues. Many have stress, anxiety, depression, they need “happy pills” to keep them functioning. I understand it. They hear all of the tzoris of Klal Yisrael. Everyone they meet is trying to reach into their pocket. They don’t sleep at night because they are worried the FBI might knock on their door one day with some target on their back from the IRS or wherever. It doesn’t matter how clean they may be, if they want to get you, they can get you. They’re poor and miserable. The homeless guy or the poor Yerushalmi that may not have money for their son’s wedding (or apartment) may be richer than them in many ways.

 The Torah tells us that when you lend money, or when you hear of a tzorah in Klal Yisrael then realize that it is just one aspect of the national tzarah. It should awaken in you the things that you are missing and how you are as well a poor man in some capacity that needs help. Yes, you may be the one with the money in the wallet right now, but that can change any minute. Give to the poor person that you are. Fulfil the mitzva of loving a Jew like yourself, understand that it is in fact yourself that is poor. Hashem gave you money to be the person that gives.

The Maharal says something very powerful. He says that when a rich man gives a poor man money then the poor man gives the rich man more then he receives. Because until now he was just a rich person. But now he has become a “giver” a nosein- Now he has become like Hashem. That is the ultimate gift.

 When we daven we ask for the prayer of the poor person. We include everyone in our nation in our prayers because we recognize it is the ami- My nation. It is the Oni Imach- it is the poor person that we have awakened in ourselves that is asking. And when we do that and when we are truly recognizing how broken we all are as long as all of us are not complete. Then Hashem answers. Then we have the holiest prayers.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

740 BC-Yotam the Righteous King- Many are familiar with the famous statement by Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai who is buried of course in Meron, that even if the whole world were judged for a harsh decree he would be able to absolve them and find mercy for them in his merit. Yet there is a different Chazal that brings his statement a little differently that is less well known in the Talmud in Sukkah. There it says that Rebbi Shimon could find mercy for the entire world from the day he was born, if his son Elazar was with him then he could even absolve the world from the first day of Creation. However fascinatingly enough he stated that if Yotam the son of Uziya the King of Yehuda was with the two of them then he can find enough mercy until the End of Days! Wow!! Who was this King and what’s his story?

 As we mentioned Uziya/Azarya his father sinned by bringing the incense in the Temple and was made into a leper and the earthquake that hit Israel at that time. Yotam already reigned in his father’s lifetime while Uziya was quarantined away near in the Beit Chofshit. Our sages tell us that Yotam was the only one of the Kings of Yehuda that did not sin. And then it lists the sins of each which is a good recap for us of all of the Kings.

 So first we have Dovid who of course sinned with Batsheva. He is followed by Shlomo who permitted the idolatry of his non-Jewish quasi converted shiktza wives. Next we have Rechavam and Aviya who abandoned the Torah ways. Asa took it even a step further and went as far as hiring the King of Aram to fight against the Northern Kingdom of Israel. Yehoshafat brought the unity back together again however his partnership with Achav the evil King of Israel was a sin. Yehoram killed his brothers and their families in order to take the kingship. Achazaya served idols. Yehoash killed the prophet Zecharia who rebuked him. Amatzya as well was an idol worshipper and finally we have Uziya/ Azarya who lit the incense. Yeah… we don’t have a pretty history of politicians, kings and leaders. Bibi’s cigars and bribes are small fish compared to what was going on.

 The worst part though really is to come after Yotam were it really goes down hill with his son Achaz who was really bad idol worshipper amongst other things we’ll learn about in the coming weeks. Chizkiya was pretty righteous, but he disobeyed the Sanhedrin. His son Menashe though was probably the worst of the worst. and finally Yoshia and Tzidkiya ignored and rejected the prophecies that were given to them of Israel’s destruction and eventual Galus. They just couldn’t accept the Contzeptzia. It didn’t seem possible. Ohhh how things stay the same.

 Yotam ruled for about 11 years. He is Ir Dovid in Jerusalem. The area of the burial of Kings has been uncovered there. It’s not a place that many visit but if one is looking for mercy according to Reb Shimon Bar Yochai the grave of Yotam might just be the perfect place especially if like today it’s not easy for all to get to Meron. And we certainly need those extra prayers.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY WIDOW JOKES OF THE WEEK 

Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam's wife, Rose, turned to her oldest friend, Sadie, and said: "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased."

"I'm sure you're right" replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper: "tell me, how much did it really cost?"

"All of it" said Rose. "50,000."

"No!" Sadie exclaimed "I mean, it was very nice, but really.......$50,000?"

Rose nodded. "The funeral was $6500. I donated $500 to the church for the priest services. The food and drinks for another $500. And the rest went towards the memorial stone."

Sadie computed quickly: "$42,500 for a memorial stone? Exactly how big is it?"

"Seven and a half carats."

 Why are women called a "widow" when their spouse dies, but a man is called "widower"? Do men have to be better at everything?

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow

 Berel was a wealthy 70 yr old man when he lost his wife and wasn't seen by his friends at their country club for a long time after. Then one day he walked into the club with a gorgeous young woman on his arm, and introduced her as his wife.  Getting him aside, they asked him how he managed to attract such a beauty.

"I lied about my age by 20 years" he said.

"What, you told her you're 50?" They replied

"No, I told her I'm 90" he answered.

 

Faygie’s husband Chaim’l dies, and she spends many years as a widow, missing him terribly.

In time, she too passes away, and is excited to see her husband in heaven. She runs up to him, ready to give him a big hug, saying, "I've missed you so much!I can’t wait to be with you now forever"

Chaim’l gets a big frown on his halo’d forehead and says, "Hey, hey, hey, not so fast. The deal was 'til death do we part.'"

Why didn't the widow attend the 9am funeral? She wasn't a mourning person

 A man walks up to the Widow at a funeral and asks if he can say a word.

"Of course", she replies.

The man plucks up the courage and says, "Bargain".

The Widow looks at him, teary eyed and says, "Thank you so much, that means a great deal". OYYY!

 

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow Zelda and asked her how old her husband was?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me."

 "So you're 96," the undertaker commented.

 She responded,  "Yeah I know it’s hardly worth going home is it?"

 

"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer to his rookie trainee after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.

"Yeah, you have to learn how to break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."

So the rookie police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.

" Hi,”  he introduced himself , “Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.

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The answer to this week”s question is A– Remarkably I got this one right! The only real temple I remember is the leopard Temple not far from Eilat. I’m surprised because it seems to be a non-memorable type of place. A bunch of rocks that they say are in eh formation of leopards if I recall correctly. They say it goes back to the Stone Age or Neolite period… who really cares. As well Part B of the question that talks about agriculture as well I took an educated and figured it was Neolithic as well. Cannani is too late obviously, Paleolithic seemed like more dinosaur period and too early. Which left Calcolithic which is copper age and the New stone Age of Neolite and that seemed to make more sense. So I went with it and was right!   So both right this week again making the latest score is Rabbi Schwartz at 19.5 point and the MOT having 5.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

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